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tapu	11-18-2011 10:16 AM

I'm a-tellin' ya, 7-up can save that.

msW8ing

11-18-2011 02:09 PM

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/...65282933_n.jpg

Gemme

11-18-2011 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by theoddz (Post 467222)

For years, my dear Pop thought that giving his friends these little hard bricks of dry, chewy, sticky, cubed, candied, plastic-tasting so-called "fruitcake" was a really good idea. They're made in Claxton, Georgia, and have been around for something like 100 years. How this has happened, I have no idea. Apparently, there are some people who actually *like* these things. They'd make great door stoppers. :blink:

Me?? I'd only give them to someone whom I really, really didn't like. :|

I think this stuff would survive years and years of re-gifting. The shelf life of them has to be at least 25 years. They probably stock them in fallout shelters. :pointing:

http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/w...nFruitCake.jpg

~Theo~ :bouquet:

I love fruitcake.

:awww:

theoddz

11-19-2011 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 467762)

I love fruitcake.

:awww:

I can understand liking some fruitcakes. There are some I really like, but....The Claxton breed??? Oh no. :blink:

You'd be pulling it out of and from between your teeth 'til perdition. :|

Oh, and I saw this the other day, out here at MY COMMISSARY!!!! :|

http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/w...cake-60990.jpg
<insert theme to "Jaws" here>

It looks suspiciously like The Claxton Fruitcake...."born again" into a Hostess wrapper. I think it is trying to deceive us and ride on the coat tails of The Twinkie. :twitch:

Pop said that he likes this stuff with his coffee. I think he's using the coffee to soak it out of his teeth.

~Theo~ :bouquet:

Daktari

11-19-2011 10:05 AM

I can't abide holiday food. Turkey, unless it's a top dollar free range rare breed bird, is so bland. Last year we had a rather voluptuous paella.

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468052)

I can't abide holiday food. Turkey, unless it's a top dollar free range rare breed bird, is so bland. Last year we had a rather voluptuous paella.

paella is not paella unless it is voluptuous.

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Debby (Post 466732)

Worst Thanksgiving dinner, my ex's mom does not like to cook, but would insist on 'cooking' Holiday dinners.

The menu:
Appetizers of celery filled with spray cheese and deviled eggs with miracle whip.
Turkey cooked on high heat, so she doesn't have to get up early. It comes out of the oven like jerky.
Ham in a crockpot covered in a jar of those bar cherries.
Instant mashed potatoes.
Gravy from a jar.
Canned veggies, bad enough, but she would then nuke them beyond recognition.
Dessert of thawed frozen chocolate pie.

you just described my mother

Daktari

11-19-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468055)

paella is not paella unless it is voluptuous.

You are correct. It should 'relax' into the bowl like risotto and be resplendent with serious quantities of seafood. :cheesy:

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 466855)

I must admit, my grandmother is notorious for the jello "whathehellisthat" dishes. There's usually a variety of it not only on the holidays but for every Sunday dinner as well. (Which is probably another reason I quit going to Sunday dinner.) Especially cauliflower. She has a thing for cauliflower.
http://sliceofpink.typepad.com/.a/6a...75b4970c-400wi

hahahahahahaaaaa @ "whathehellisthat" dishes

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss July (Post 466650)

Ok I gotta say................what's up that NASTY green been casserole sheeeit???
(I will admit I have never ventured to even try it)

right?! nothing says tasty like green beans with a can of glop dumped on them topped with fried....onions from a can? why? who does this? just pee on the turkey while you're at it :P

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by luv2luvgirls (Post 466695)

well one yr my sister called herself trying to impress some dude, so she made some baked Ziti.. she thinks its her best dish *rolls eyes*... well she had us comeover as a dinner party on christmas eve and as we began to eat, I noticed it was real crunchy!! wtf its not supposed to be crunchy?.. I know something is wrong because when she cooks if you dont find her hair or somfin its a good dish lol.. I pull out glass from my mouth its bleeding and all.. and my sister is giving me the stank eye.. like "dont say shit Ri!" kinda thing.. but I was scared to keep eating.. I did SMH.
when it was over I was like WTF April and she said I dropped the dish on the floor when I took it out of the oven.. so not only was I eating glass.. it was dirty glass off the floor and so was the ziti.. its not right I tell ya..

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Inked_Trinity

11-19-2011 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468074)

right?! nothing says tasty like green beans with a can of glop dumped on them topped with fried....onions from a can? why? who does this? just pee on the turkey while you're at it :P

SOOOOOOO NOT coming to your house for turkey dinner! :badcook:

Daktari

11-19-2011 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468074)

... just pee on the turkey while you're at it :P

Tenderises that battery farmed flesh dunnit! :|

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:40 AM

one year i took my son camping in Zion for the week of thanksgiving.....hauled up the smoker, smoked the turkey...it was divine..kept the left overs. when i got home i threw some leftover turkey into soup not thinking. smoked turkey soup is dis.gusting.

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 468090)

SOOOOOOO NOT coming to your house for turkey dinner! :badcook:

sorry...no canned "foods" at my table lol

Daktari

11-19-2011 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468097)

Smoking the bird might just tempt me to eat it for the first time in donkey's years.

persiphone

11-19-2011 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468103)

Smoking the bird might just tempt me to eat it for the first time in donkey's years.

i smoked it with applewood smoked wood and it was an organic bird raised on a family owned farm. yes, i'm a turkey snob and i rarely eat turkey as well. battery birds don't appeal to me no matter how well it's prepared.

Daktari

11-19-2011 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468117)

I really should make myself a smoker...I lurve smoked foods.

I don't understand how anyone can eat battery raised fowl. When it comes to meat (fish, fowl or fauna), you get what you pay for.

persiphone

11-19-2011 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468130)

I really should make myself a smoker...I lurve smoked foods.

I don't understand how anyone can eat battery raised fowl. When it comes to meat (fish, fowl or fauna), you get what you pay for.

yes but smoked fish is BLICK

Daktari

11-19-2011 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468147)

yes but smoked fish is BLICK

Smoked mackerel is yummy. As are Arbroath smokies. Not forgetting smoked salmon and caviar with scrambled eggs. Smoked cod loin is also rather good. Smoked haddock (undyed) poached in milk and butter and then parsley sauce made from the milk is delish.

You dunno what yer missing persi :sunglass:

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