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that awkward moment when someone says
you have a little something in your nose :| |
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following above did I get it? no this time? no how about now? nope :| |
That awkward moment when after a fun night you rush off to work and realize someone left cocks to dry on the counter and..... the housekeeper is scheduled that day......and then your housekeeper gets drunk and your neighbors (because everyone is friends!)...and then your neighbors relate the story to you over dinner... and your date at dinner isn't the same date from that fun night.... (but your neighbors assumed they were) :praying:
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That awkward moment when
you realize you are Notthe center of the universe :doh: |
That awkward moment when you try so hard, but fall flat on your face.
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That awkward moment when….
You answer the door believing your cousin has forgotten his keys, again, only it’s not him, but, the Butch you’re dating whose come to surprise you with a visit before hy goes on night shift, and your standing there with your hair covered in dye, piled high on your head, which is wrapped in Clingfilm (plastic wrap). :blink: Bang goes one of my beauty secrets! :| LOL! |
When someone asks you for your cell phone number, and you stand there silent because you can't think of it. Heck I never dial that number I don't have it memorized. Haha
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That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to put a slip on under your dress, and your dress is static clinging to your leggings. :| Fashion fail.
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That awkward moment when you realize that the girl in front of you in line is someone that you went out with for a few weeks. You know the one, her life was such a trainwreck that you could not take the drama-stress anymore so you ended it.
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When you check yourself in the bathroom mirror at work and realise you are wearing one opal earring and one turquoise earring...yes, this happened to me yesterday...LOL
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The awkward moment when you have two really cute identical pairs of slip-ons except one pair is navy and the other is black, and you get to work realizing you have on one of each. (Did that MORE than once...lol) |
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That navy and black shoe thing happened to my Mom once and it was on a day she was starting a custody trial...LOL Fortunately the lighting in the courtrooms of the old courthosue were not as bright as those in the new one. |
That awkward moment when...
you're leading a meeting with your boss and your boss's boss and the aides of your local legislators and when running through the agenda for the upcoming event you refer to the ribbon cunting ceremony. :| (and instead of moving smoothly on you blush and stammer your way through the rest of the agenda) |
When you pull into the parking spot right next to the guy who just cut you and 3 other cars off to fly into that parking lot.
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Several years ago i cut someone off in the parking lot at my office building (i was running late for work and Mom had to be in Court) only to discover that evening (on the first night of the new semester)the person i cut off was my new Constitutional Law instructor...Needless to say that awkward moment left me with thinking twice before i do that again..LOL |
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Or when you think you DON't need to wear a slip and you find out that in full sun, your dress is see through.. Ya.. That's always fun |
...when u come out of the ladies room and catch your reflection in the window of the restaurant and realize your dress is caught up in the back of your panties ..I knew I shouldn't have worn panties or that NEVER could have happened !!
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That awkward moment when you are in a grocery store and someone comes up to you and starts talking to you very excitedly like they have known you for years and you can't place who they are... :s
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That awkward moment when you were talking to someone who you haven't seen in a long while and they correct you when you call them by the wrong name a third time.
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