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MizzSabra 12-09-2009 07:10 AM

Try and figure out why I'm up so early. :|

Shower.
Drive over the small scary bridge to see MsD for lunch.
Bake a Key Lime Pie.

Andrew, Jr. 12-09-2009 10:21 AM

Right now I am in the hospital waiting to hear news from my bio-father's doctors. :hospital-snoopy: I am on coffee #3. There is a cnp who is a flaming, ass chewing bitch on wheels (she won't get out of her chair), and my :twitch: is back.

I think I will take my flaming gay ass over to the nurses station and hit on her. I need a new :freetoaster:.

MsDemeanor 12-09-2009 11:56 AM

I have to get my big gay ass in the big gay shower and wash my big gay hair so that I can meet big gay Sabra for lunch.

:cheer:

MizzSabra 12-09-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 18803)
I have to get my big gay ass in the big gay shower and wash my big gay hair so that I can meet big gay Sabra for lunch.

:cheer:

:cheer:


I'm having hot chocolate and eating a squishy donut from Safeway right now...I have to wait til the house warms up a bit to shower.

Andrew, Jr. 12-12-2009 12:12 PM

I have to take my big gay ass to the shower

I have to take my big gay ass to get dressed

Then I will play with the furkids and nap with them while watching :football:

Another big ol' gay day!

:king:

MizzSabra 12-13-2009 11:39 AM

A little wink, wink, nudge, nudge.:leatherflag:
Some hot chocolate (apparently I can't find the cup smilie :| )

Send some of these :rubberducky: down the street.

Salmon, green beans and roasted potatoes for dinner.

NotAnAverageGuy 12-13-2009 11:44 AM

My gay self is going to watch football today

then later tonight my gay self is going to make steak, rice and veggies for dinner

MsDemeanor 12-13-2009 12:10 PM

Big gay work for a few hours, followed by bigly and gayly photographing some jewelry for Etsy and some stuff for ebay. Big gay cookie baking tonight.

weatherboi 12-13-2009 12:14 PM

My queer ass is installing baseboards in my bedroom and hallway.

apretty 12-13-2009 01:03 PM

i'm doing some gay garage cleaning/organizing, in heels*

*hahaha, yeah right.

but i am wearing one of my favorite tees: everybody loves a soul sista

(i think wearing something fun helps me feel better about the drudgery of doing something that my inner-child truly believes is SOMEONE ELSES JOB!!!. ahem)

:tiger: is smoking a 14lb turkey and watching the game. and most importantly, telling me how much progress i'm making when i get stuck sorting my shit.
h o w g a y !!!

(please tell me if you need something, most likely i have it in my garage, kthx)

Blue_Daddy-O 12-13-2009 01:19 PM

Working on and getting everyone's Holiday Cards out today! That's on the top of my list and then big fun party tonight!

Rufusboi 12-13-2009 01:22 PM

Well my take over the world liberal gay agenda is all about giving up my Sunday to grade papers. I am trying to get ahead because finals are coming due and so are final papers urgh. So I am trying to gaily educate my grammar stunted students in the fine art of putting a sentence together :shocking: My girlfriend's gay agenda is equally shocking: she's watching goodfellas and rearranging the kitchen and doing laundry - sometimes all at the same time. I'm not a multi-tasker. I can only do one thing at a time

Rufus :frog:

MsDemeanor 12-13-2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue_Vegan_Daddy-O (Post 20983)
Working on and getting everyone's Holiday Cards out today!

Thanks for the reminder. I should probably haul my big gay ass to the store in the next few days and get some cards.

Blue_Daddy-O 12-13-2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 20985)
Thanks for the reminder. I should probably haul my big gay ass to the store in the next few days and get some cards.

Haha..yes I agree, you should!! ..before the Holidays have come and gone..LoL!!! ;) :rockband:

NJFemmie 12-13-2009 01:30 PM

take a shower .... (check)
take a nap ..... (check)
do laundry ....(check)
take out garbage ... (check)
clean up house ..... (in process)
pet the fuzzy boy as he sleeps ..... (throughout day)
pet the fuzzy girl as she sleeps ..... (throughout day)
wait for Mare to call and advise when is best time to drop in roast .... (pending)
spending time with Mare and cuddling on the couch .... (priceless)

Queerasfck 12-13-2009 01:32 PM

Lost tribe of Israel found in woman's garage!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty (Post 20979)
i'm doing some gay garage cleaning/organizing, in heels*

*hahaha, yeah right.

but i am wearing one of my favorite tees: everybody loves a soul sista

(i think wearing something fun helps me feel better about the drudgery of doing something that my inner-child truly believes is SOMEONE ELSES JOB!!!. ahem)

:tiger: is smoking a 14lb turkey and watching the game. and most importantly, telling me how much progress i'm making when i get stuck sorting my shit.
h o w g a y !!!

(please tell me if you need something, most likely i have it in my garage, kthx)

When she sez she has everything in her garage she really means it people. This morning I found a Tiffany's box with a key chain in it. She said it was a gift from her sister and was too small. Other noteable items I have seen include a table size bronze statue of a bear, tools (never used--gifts for me!), a Samsonite vintage briefcase (Mission Impossible style--another gift for me!), shoes, shoes and more shoes, purses, purses and many more purses, assorted lamps, Jimmy Hoffa, a million journals some filled some empty, Abe Lincoln's letters to Mary, every book ever written about organization, oh and cosmetics! Numerous treasures and artifacts from days gone past! Waiting for some wreckage of the Titanic to be unearthed or perhaps some lost paintings of Georgia O'Keefe.
Will keep you posted.

NJFemmie 12-13-2009 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 20993)
When she sez she has everything in her garage she really means it people. This morning I found a Tiffany's box with a key chain in it. She said it was a gift from her sister and was too small. Other noteable items I have seen include a table size bronze statue of a bear, tools (never used--gifts for me!), a Samsonite vintage briefcase (Mission Impossible style--another gift for me!), shoes, shoes and more shoes, purses, purses and many more purses, assorted lamps, Jimmy Hoffa, a million journals some filled some empty, Abe Lincoln's letters to Mary, every book ever written about organization, oh and cosmetics! Numerous treasures and artifacts from days gone past! Waiting for some wreckage of the Titanic to be unearthed or perhaps some lost paintings of Georgia O'Keefe.
Will keep you posted.

She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!

apretty 12-13-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 20994)
She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!


no, but perhaps a dead :tiger: pelt. address? (you'll have to tolerate lots of whole foods shopping and football watching--i mean, you can't even mock the steelers a little, it's serious. he's got a scrapbook. WHICH IS ALSO IN THE GARAGE! along with many other *steelers knick Knacks!!!*)

Queerasfck 12-13-2009 01:39 PM

New species of plant discovered in woman's garage!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 20994)
She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!

I haven't seen the Dead Sea Scrolls yet but we still have about 50% of mystery boxes and bins to go through. They might be there........will report more as this story unfolds.

NJFemmie 12-13-2009 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty (Post 20996)
no, but perhaps a dead :tiger: pelt. address? (you'll have to tolerate lots of whole foods shopping and football watching--i mean, you can't even mock the steelers a little, it's serious. he's got a scrapbook. WHICH IS ALSO IN THE GARAGE! along with many other *steelers knick Knacks!!!*)

Oh God no, not the Steelers. But, I guess the Steelers are better than the Eagles.

Thanks for the pelt offer, but for now, I will have to decline. But if you come across one of these ...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2...e.com/rare.jpg

I'll be glad to take it off your hands. :)


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