Yeah! It's wayyyyy different when I watch porn.....lol

That awkward moment when...
your in a change room changing and the woman behind you asks about the tattoo on your ass.

Uuumm, were you staring at my ass?

when you realize you said that out loud.....
:sunglass:

I have to laugh because everyone I have told this story to wants to know why I had someone in the change room with me. I was at the pool, in the large change room. I don't make it a habit of taking strangers into the little change rooms. lol :blink:

Hmm Do we believe her??? :byebye: lol

That awkward moment
 

When you're in the men's room (men make no eye contact) when you turn and look up and .... you're 21yr old son is standing there :| He just nods his head

That awkward moment
 

When your 44 year old self is at work and the 20 year old man you are advising starts hitting on you. Uhm, yeah no. Not only barking up the wrong tree, not even in the right forest. Just wrong on so many levels.

That awkward moment when.....

I was shopping for my client before work. I got to the register and slid his card and the payment gizmo said "Enter your PIN now" And I told the cashier... "I'm getting the prompt but the numbers aren't coming up!" and she has to tell me to use the key pad... :seeingstars:

Umm oh yeah...I knew that....lol

In my defense, I was very harried...had a long day AND I'm used to the LCD keypad coming up on most transactions. But yes...today was my bimbo day....

That awkward moment when...
 

that awkward moment when...
 

you are translating for someone and you get so carried away with the conversation and forget to switch languages and wonder why the person is just looking at you smiling... Awkward!

You have to come out to your Dad again. :|

I really think he is losing it, we have had long conversations over the years and tonight he was actually surprised and insisted I had never told him. His wife had to tell him I had as he didn't believe me. I have to say it was awkward and just a bit scary as I wondered what was going on in his brain.

Your bedsheets are trying to either tango with you, or kill you.

New girl who joined the "girl" group
 

...so we are talking...suddenly new girl asks...

NG: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Oh yes I have several.
NG: They don't get jealous?
Me: oh, no they are all gay honey. We have dinners, talk about child rearring, we talk about fashion, politics, and the latest on pinterest.
NG: Are you gay?
Me: Everyday.
NG: Are you into girls?
Me: I would be a pedofile if I did, wouldn't I? I prefer women.
NG: Do you think I am hot?
ME: I think not.

Awkward!...

Some conversations should come in flashcards and as soon as you hear that "not so bright first line" you can hand them the card and walk away...

That awkward moment when you'd rather beat the remote to make it work than change the batteries! :blink:

That awkward moment when you're typing and see that your friend has started
typing something, so you delete everything and wait.

That awkward moment when you arrive early to an event, then wait in the car until a socially acceptable time to arrive or while you wait for your friend to arrive.

That awkward moment when your phone flips out of your hand while you're texting and almost smacks you in the face! Then you're like haha, it didn't hit me!

The awkward moment when you mess up on a word while you're yelling at someone.

That awkward moment when your shower turns cold. haha

That awkward moment when you're waiting for a reply but when you check your phone you realize that you didn't even send the text message!