I can braid rawhide into ropes or bridles with reins as well as build a sadle.The last thing I braided was 6 ft hand made bull whip with a wood handle.

I can find a way to make any situation better. For instance when someone is going through a hard time just being there and talking seems to help so much on everything. I call myself a good entertainer since most of my nuttiness is not on purpose but most tell me I am a good listener.

I can get any baby to stop crying in less then five minutes. I have done this many many times with so many of my family and friends babies through the years. I have a way of seeing their needs it doesn't matter if they have colic or just tired.

I can kick butt in Wii.. Yes I am sure you don't think that is a big thing but I can be on the bottom of the scores and somthing inside of me kicks it up and I end up winning at the end. Some say it is because I am so stubborn and am able to phych out my compitition I say me?? stubborn?? no way?? LOL

Wow I'm impressed at the sheer talent of everyone ...

I can spin a ball ... Football basketball soccer ball ... On all of my fingers and thumb and over the knuckles ...

I have this weird ability to remember mapped out routes

And I can remember customers phone numbers and addresses And where their oil filler pipe is located on their house :|



My question is how many people have tried to make the armpit fart noise since this thread has started !

Being a born and raised in Louisiana I have lerned lots about wilderniss servival.I can build fish and game traps that really work,my gramps taught me how to skin a gator when I was a little kid.He once told me you may never need to use this but its good to know how anyway.

I once was chalenged to put on a old style bbq for 60 people with only one person to help,we only had two days to get it done...yes wed it to.

hmmm....
 

I can play the drums.
I can play the violin.
Although I can't read music, and it has been a while.
At work, I've been known to be a walking rolodex.
I have pretty good weather skills.
I have the ability to make people laugh (even when I'm not trying).
Mare has 'rilla feets. She can pick up just about anything with Her toes, and when She pinches, She leaves a hell of a mark.
I can purr like a cat ... very loudly.

well some cant...
 

snap my fingers.

make all kinds of dog sounds. lol

talk in a little kid voice.

change a flat/blow out tire. (I should time this and make it even more impressive)

burp , loud! .. and sometimes fart loud too. haha!

ride a bike and ride a wheelie on a bike and ride without hands.

skateboard with some tricks.

cannon ball in a pool, dive from a high board front and standing backwards.

speak, read, write el espanol.

around the world and walk the dog with a yo yo .. heh

:blink:

Oh... and I can do a very convincing bird chirp.

back to ruffryder
 

ruffryder, aishash mentioned assclap is sort of like strippers can do ... I guess by wiggling their bottom quickly in a certain motion ... I have seen that done but did not know the name of it.

BTW, I see the assclap post got your attention too. *laughing*

Ms Dutchess
 

Thank you so much for the assclapping video.

I love seeing a big bottom on a femme ... totally hot hot hot ... the one in the video seemed to have extrodinary abilities.

Hugs and a (f) for you!

I can say the alphabet backwards. Wiggle my ears. Name every state capital. I can whistle three different ways. I will think of some more in a minute.

chug a beer without stopping . *hiccup*

and crush the can with my foot or my hand.. ;) lol

I have an uncanny ability to tell if you're lying.
I can open any jar without cheating. Good grip I guess.
I can hum "The farmer in the dell" with one eye closed.
I can read a map with both arms tied behind my back.
hahaha

I just tried this in my head, I think I sprained something. :blink:

to even read a paper map these days is something to be damn proud of, especially when the GPS has you in BFE looking for an ice cream parlor and all you see is a field of cows. :p

A long time ago a friend and I used to run navigation rallies in a Morris Mini. We got it down to where we could change a head gasket in 13 minutes flat on the side of the road in the dark.

You'd be surprised how many times that's needed.


:carride: :duct: (there's no mechanic smilies in here)

Of course I haven't tried it in about 25 years..

I have an uncanny ability to remain focused on whatever it is that needs my focused attention: Even in environments where distractions compete for my attention, I'm really good at walling out noise factors.

katzchen ... that's butch! LOL jk

I'm a good shot.
I can probably tell you which perfume/cologne you're wearing, or at least who makes it.