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hot-crushed velvet

not-drop earrings

hot- hiking & camp gear

not-inflatable pughttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/f2/54/86/f...f4482fdaf7.jpg

Don't want any knickknacks, trinkets, or dodads!

Do want a airline ticket to the Windy City...:flying:

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1229227)

Do want a airline ticket to the Windy City...:flying:

umm..can i get on your xmas list?!*&?:|

DO really want a wooden toilet seat :wine:

DON’T want clutter of any kind

Don't want any "modern technology" of any kind..

Do want paperback books..

do-chocolate, cookie straws, fruit

don't-gum

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Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 1229196)

hot-crushed velvet

not-drop earrings

What a fun thread!

I do not want:
Cheap soaps or lotions from WalMart or the Dollar Store that claim to be fruit scented but smell like cat piss. Cheap bags of stale nuts or seeds. Stupid, bright colored fuzzy socks. Earmuffs or gloves--not needed down here in Hell. Off brand lube- eeuuw. No hard candy or cheap, waxy chocolate shaped like Santa or other xmas themed things. Nothing with comical Xmas themes, like stupid pencils or goofy erasers. Nothing religious. Nothing frilly or impractical.

I would like:
A high quality nail trimmer, X-acto blades, small polished gem stones, British or French-made little jars of figgy or fruity stuff, good sharp pruning shears, cologne I actually like, tiny books, good quality paint pens with small points, Tiger Balm ointment, Tea tree oil, Carmex or Burt's Bees lip stuff, a few nice chocolate truffles, a tiny picture frame, travel sized toiletries, a small but bright flashlight, AA and AAA batteries, a traveling corkscrew, battery operated twinkly mini lights, TicTacs, some Elements ultra thin 1.25 rolling papers, and some old timey gags, like fake barf, rubber cockroaches or exploding cigarette loads. Okay, and maybe just a few M-80 firecrackers, like six or seven of them. Just in case...

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Originally Posted by WheatToast (Post 1229355)

What a fun thread!

I would like:
A high quality nail trimmer, X-acto blades, small polished gem stones, British or French-made little jars of figgy or fruity stuff, good sharp pruning shears, cologne I actually like, tiny books, good quality paint pens with small points, Tiger Balm ointment, Tea tree oil, Carmex or Burt's Bees lip stuff, a few nice chocolate truffles, a tiny picture frame, travel sized toiletries, a small but bright flashlight, AA and AAA batteries, a traveling corkscrew, battery operated twinkly mini lights, TicTacs, some Elements ultra thin 1.25 rolling papers, and some old timey gags, like fake barf, rubber cockroaches or exploding cigarette loads. Okay, and maybe just a few M-80 firecrackers, like six or seven of them. Just in case...

Pretty sure that's not going to fit into a stocking.

I've gotten to that age where I really don't want anything. Factor in that I live in an RV, and what I'd really like is time with friends and family, and experiences.

If time travel were possible, I'd love Callard and Bowser Licorice toffee. It was worth risking dental work.

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Originally Posted by Femmewench (Post 1229358)

Pretty sure that's not going to fit into a stocking.

i have a japanese prunerhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/2d...0b9df0c12e.jpg (for trimming bonsai) that will fit perfect:hangloose:

Wanted:

a femme in my xmas stocking

Not wanted:

a hole in that stocking

:blush:

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Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 1229360)

i have a japanese prunerhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/2d...0b9df0c12e.jpg (for trimming bonsai) that will fit perfect:hangloose:

Those look cool! But I meant the 6"-7" long kind--they'd fit in a stocking easily!

DO want to see some pink Nikes and, after reading Kitty and WheatToast’s posts, I’d like a set of Japanese gardening tools.

DONT want any coal in my stockings.

YES to Air Pods...... though I may give in and buy myself some by then. If so I’ll come update.

NO to anything gummy.... gummy worms gummy bears ugh yuck no

Don't want any gift certificates or gift cards..........

Do want cold hard cash..........:hangloose:

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1229471)

Don't want any gift certificates or gift cards..........

Do want cold hard cash..........:hangloose:

I’ll take homoe’s gift cards lol

Don't want any cleaning equipment (if you recall the scene in White Palace where James Spader gives Susan Sarandon a Dust Buster, you'll realize those type of gifts never go over well)

Do want one full year of Merry Maids Service.........

Do fruit

Don't fruit flies

Do: A simple hand picked flower....

Don't: candy canes (hate em)