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On the wall of the billing office at the car dealership....
I took a pain pill...why are you still here? :cheesy: |
One of my favs!!
"I know some things are better left unsaid.. but you know I'll probably say them anyway.." "I wont say anything; I'll just offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane" While your sitting there judging other peoples lives maybe you should take a quick look at yours to make sure its something to brag about! "Never expect anything..that way when it doesn't happen or doesn't turn out the way you want it to ..you're just not disappointed." |
Despite the look on my face you're still talking?
Everyone has the right to be stupid,but you're abusing it! have you always been an asshole,or did you have to work at it? |
not to punish the vibe in here ..
but Uncle Buck's is a classic
Tia Russell: Are you crazy? Buck Russell: I can be. Tia Russell: You could have taken his head off! Buck Russell: Yeah, but would he notice? |
You want cheese with that whine?
You're a special kind of stupid. Bitter. Table for one. |
I will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining.
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"you ask where I am among the chaos and I simply reply "I am the one who started it"
"If women are supposed to be delicate flowers why the hell do I feel like a stubborn weed just trying to survive?" "Don't leave something good to see if you can find better, because once you realize you had the best, the best found better." "McDonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in a batter...they are going to call it the Mc Dill Dough" "Christians say suffer not a witch to live, pagans say do as ye will and harm none, does anyone else see the difference here?" |
I was once told sarcasm is a verbal knife...my goal is to get to verbal ninja sword.
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Let me look in my day planner. NOPE, pleasing you today is not on my agenda.
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~bookmarking~
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
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after the 9th time of ruining the same piece of equipment:
"we can fix broke...we can't fix stupid" |
In order for you to insult me...... I would have to value your opinion.
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The bible says "By their fruits ye shall know them"*
Crusades Witch burning Decimation of indigenous cultures Body shame Homophobia Slavery Scapegoating nice fruit *Matthew 7:16 |
I've done the Hokey Pokey on several occasions, yet I still don't feel that I know what it's all about.
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“Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.” ~ Richard Bach
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Hi, I'm trouble. I heard you've been looking for me? What can I do for you?
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Fear is temporary, regret is permanent.
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