I love whacked tourist attractions. See the sign on the highway; drive on for abt 5 minutes while thinking about it, then make a fast u-turn and go back to visit...i'm never disappointed:

the Torrington Alberta Gopher Museum; the Corn Palace in Mitchel S.Dakota, the massive World's First UFO Landing Pad in St Paul Alberta,
World's Largest Painted Easter Egg in Vegreville Alberta.etc etc.

I always imagine someone going into a town council meeting carrying a flip chart and saying "Listen up, everyone! I have a great idea for a great tourist attraction that's going to bring thousands of tourists here...put us on the map...We got big trees, let's cut a hole in one and let people drive through it...We got lots of of cow shit, let's have the world's biggest cow shit throwing Olympics ..etc etc..

And I always show up.

I first read that as "frozen fish stick carving" and imagined your collection...a kind of Winter Carnival thing.

when i was young i always wondered why boys have nipples..........

My best friend has forbidden me from making squash fritters (a.k.a. squarsh fritters).

Lol...well, it involved two very hungry friends who decided late one night to "experiment" with the new Ready Set Go Fryer and several recipes that called for veggies or mini-corn dogs, and (my down fall) a bag of Food Lion veggie batter (kinda like Shake-n-bake for veggies, only with wayyyyy too much pepper)....
I was excited we had a big batch of zucchini and yellow squarsh...so we shredded a bunch, tossed it with batter, fried it up...took one bite, and laughed our butts off about how bad it was, especially after I had bragged of my cooking skills. ..It was like a pancake batter with a tub of pepper. NASTY!!! ...
I think we drove to town to get dinner at Wendy's after that.

I don't recall using the Ready Set Go since then.

That same best friend (noted above) will beg me to make my beef bourguignon with portabella mushrooms, but my other friend forbids me to use mushrooms. I LOVE mushrooms.

I do not like talking on the phone.

I'm afraid of clowns.

I love to go fishing. Many people think I'm 'less femme' for this.

I'm about 2.5 inches taller than Gemme.

:bow: though people think I'm taller when I have big hair

Right?? One of my butch partners told me she freaked out when she saw me cleaning the fish. I'm like well how the hell are we supposed to eat it??

I hate shopping!

I am taller than Gemme but shorter than Orema. Haaahaaa!!