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Julie 09-01-2010 07:20 AM

Tranzman... You did not make wish - so I took it from your profile:

If You Could Have One Wish Granted, What Would It Be?
That I maintain the courage to fulfill my dreams and wishes. ;)

Wish Granted... I give you Courage!

http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u45/courage.jpg

I wish to have a picnic in the Amazon Rainforest

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 183713)
Wish Granted!! I think it's pretty cool that you are into cleaning sewers!


weatherboi 09-01-2010 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfiniteFemme (Post 183770)
I wish to have a picnic in the Amazon Rainforest

Granted!!!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...h7BbsqstmQyHo=

Here is a coupon also!!!
http://cozywallet.com/wp-content/upl...e-10-offer.jpg
Oh wait it is expired :(
Sorry!!!


I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!! :mohawk:

Miami 09-01-2010 08:02 AM

I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!! :mohawk:[/QUOTE]
PooF! Your wish is granted... Unfortunately, the gas they run on is COW FLATULENCE.... LOL

I wish I had a living, cute little puppy.

dark_crystal 09-01-2010 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miami (Post 183787)
I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!! :mohawk:

PooF! Your wish is granted... Unfortunately, the gas they run on is COW FLATULENCE.... LOL

I wish I had a living, cute little puppy.[/QUOTE]

wish granted!

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01...ee_450x485.jpg

i wish i had a unicorn

dark_crystal 09-03-2010 02:16 PM

bumpin for mah uneecorn

JustJo 09-03-2010 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 185244)
bumpin for mah uneecorn

Here you go...yours is the one on the right. :)

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/image...831042-127.jpg

I wish I was getting a foot massage right now...

Miami 09-03-2010 04:33 PM

*POOF* Wish granted... Your feet are being thouroughly and lovingly massaged by three nekkid women... unfortunately, they're cannibals, and in reality, you're only being TENDERIZED! LMAO

Nat 09-03-2010 06:29 PM

Since Miami didn't wish anything :)

I wish my pay would double and my workload would be cut in half. :)

Cyclopea 09-03-2010 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat (Post 185362)
Since Miami didn't wish anything :)

I wish my pay would double and my workload would be cut in half. :)

OK Your workload is cut in half, please glue the pieces back together and complete it. Your salary is doubled, but is now in a foreign currency with little value.

OK mine was lame.

I just wanted an excuse to post my wish, which is:
I wish I could stop laughing at the hilarious pic of the puppy woman posted above.
Seriously.

:jester:

waxnrope 09-03-2010 07:57 PM

Some puppies ... cutest little noses
Oops. Derailed.

dark_crystal 09-03-2010 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyclopea (Post 185367)
OK Your workload is cut in half, please glue the pieces back together and complete it. Your salary is doubled, but is now in a foreign currency with little value.

OK mine was lame.

I just wanted an excuse to post my wish, which is:
I wish I could stop laughing at the hilarious pic of the puppy woman posted above.
Seriously.

:jester:


hope this helps!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOficiG3jd...s4.xlarger.jpg

I wish i was going to Hogwart's this year instead of the University of Houston :(

waxnrope 09-04-2010 12:45 AM

*waving wand* poof! You'll be whisked to the dark forest to live with Aragog's offspring!

I wish that I could be in New England for the fall.

dark_crystal 09-04-2010 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxnrope (Post 185548)
*waving wand* poof! You'll be whisked to the dark forest to live with Aragog's offspring!

I wish that I could be in New England for the fall.


I'll take it! Cuz I have one of these

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...orseBubble.jpg

also- Mark E. Smith is a legend!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R7juEWzC3g...00/2vsf66c.jpg

and just your luck they are playing Caribou, ME on St. Hilary's Day!


dark_crystal 09-04-2010 01:33 PM

oops i forgot to make a wish! i wish i had weekends off!

Outlaw 09-07-2010 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 185748)
oops i forgot to make a wish! i wish i had weekends off!

Wish granted, your weekends are off and so is the power. Enjoy!

http://play2survive.files.wordpress....3/dsc03620.jpg

I wish I had an Indian Motorcycle (something manufactured before 1953 would be preferable, thanks!)

dark_crystal 09-07-2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outlaw (Post 187551)
I wish I had an Indian Motorcycle (something manufactured before 1953 would be preferable, thanks!)

take your pick- one of these is bound to be pre-1953

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/...847eea81fb.jpg

i wish i could apparate

Outlaw 09-08-2010 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 187606)
i wish i could apparate[/CENTER]


You can apparate, however you did so without a license,
splinching occurred http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dYFMHBIV3a...en+leg+003.jpg
The damage is repairable but you and http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation...45kt040610.jpg are out of commission until further notice!


I wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.

Blaze 09-08-2010 06:28 PM

wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.
__________________



http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/...ackground1.jpg Now get to the piano and start playing!

I wish I receptical saw

Miami 09-08-2010 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outlaw (Post 188115)


You can apparate, however you did so without a license,

splinching occurred http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dYFMHBIV3a...en+leg+003.jpg
The damage is repairable but you and http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation...45kt040610.jpg are out of commission until further notice!



I wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.




POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!

Miami 09-08-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze (Post 188128)
wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.
__________________



http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/...ackground1.jpg Now get to the piano and start playing!

I wish I receptical saw

POOF! You now have a receptacle, which, unfortunatley, you did NOT see until you FELL INTO IT! lol

Outlaw 09-08-2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miami (Post 188131)
I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!

Here ya go...Cast away...No rain here...http://www.westalabamahuntingtrail.c...s/Fishing3.jpg

Unfortunately, this is the biggest fish in the lake...http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VV1VkDlfXa...MinnowMLPS.jpg

I wish everyone had what they wanted and wanted what they had...

Blaze 09-08-2010 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miami (Post 188131)
POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!

Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.
http://media.commercialappeal.com/me...ary1_t607.jpeg

I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.

Cowboi 09-08-2010 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze (Post 188163)
Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.
http://media.commercialappeal.com/me...ary1_t607.jpeg

I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.




I dont always drink beer......but when i do, I drink Dos Equis!!!! ....Wish granted... You can have a Dos Equis right now, but you have to drive to Mexico to get it!!!





I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!

Gemme 09-08-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowboi (Post 188168)



I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!

Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery. :greendollar:

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.

suebee 09-08-2010 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 188186)
Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery. :greendollar:

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.

As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!

Gemme 09-08-2010 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suebee (Post 188189)
As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!

You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).

dark_crystal 09-08-2010 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 188192)
You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).

wish granted! No need to breathe till the twentieth lap in this pool!

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6-egwiMH8Eo/SJ...2/IMG_2442.JPG

i wish i could get my DEC2 gene mutated

SuperFemme 09-08-2010 08:32 PM

i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.


Gemme 09-13-2010 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 188245)
i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.


*Poof!*

You are a weiner. And you are loved. You're attached to a gay porn star, but you are loved. :)

I wish our home was already organized. Pronto.

Tcountry 09-13-2010 02:00 AM

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...&ref=fbx_album

Granted...organized and labeled :)

I wish I lived in Colorado Springs.

Zimmeh 09-13-2010 05:49 AM

Your wish has been granted! The Colorado Springs hotel is a wonderful place to take a vacation and your housekeeper is wearing a French Maid's outfit.

I wish I was living in Ireland and retired!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 190388)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...&ref=fbx_album

Granted...organized and labeled :)

I wish I lived in Colorado Springs.


dark_crystal 09-13-2010 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZimmygLrL (Post 190410)
Your wish has been granted! The Colorado Springs hotel is a wonderful place to take a vacation and your housekeeper is wearing a French Maid's outfit.

I wish I was living in Ireland and retired!

wish granted! you are now this guy

http://www.icuf.ie/images/PHillary.jpg

Dr. Patrick Hillary, former President of Ireland! Nobody ever granted my wish up there ^ bout getting my DEC2 gene mutated

Zimmeh 09-13-2010 08:59 PM

Your wish has been granted all mighty DEC2 gene mutation!

I wish my 3 year old niece was home safe and sound!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 188206)
wish granted! No need to breathe till the twentieth lap in this pool!

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6-egwiMH8Eo/SJ...2/IMG_2442.JPG

i wish i could get my DEC2 gene mutated


Tcountry 09-14-2010 07:38 AM

Granted...she is home safe and sound, but you can never hug her again


I wish some people didnt play head games...

Arwen 09-14-2010 10:55 AM

Granted! The new zombies in your life don't even have heads.


I wish I had someone to clean my house for me.

Jesse 09-14-2010 11:24 AM

Helloooooooo!


http://blogs.cornell.edu/jennifer/fi...oubtfire-4.jpg


Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 191128)



I wish I had someone to clean my house for me.


I wish that someone would come and de-weed my yard!

ravfem 09-14-2010 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 191148)
I wish that someone would come and de-weed my yard!

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/goats.jpg

be careful where you step!

i wish i could be in the mountains today

Gemme 09-14-2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 191161)
http://www.seriouseats.com/images/goats.jpg

be careful where you step!

i wish i could be in the mountains today

Congrats, you stepped in a huge mountain of poo leftover from Tranzman's goats. :blink:

I wish I spoke Italian fluently.

Zimmeh 09-14-2010 06:41 PM

Wish Granted!!! Your lovely Italian professor is hot like those extra sexy Gucci heels she is wearing.

I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...

Zimmy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 191208)
Congrats, you stepped in a huge mountain of poo leftover from Tranzman's goats. :blink:

I wish I spoke Italian fluently.


MysticOceansFL 09-14-2010 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suebee (Post 173025)
Here! Take one of these. So sorry about you being stranded on the island with it though. :(

Wish I had a freezer that automatically filled up with Ben & Jerry's ice cream!





**Poof** a huge arse freezer thats filled with ben and jerry ice cream of all flavors to last you a life time*


Wish I had a sane femme girlfriend!!


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