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"if the dreamy sounding butch ever becomes single, she would be so lucky to date you."
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Yeah...I'm swooning ...how can I pick just a couple favorites when my whole day is filled with messages like this:
I know how deep you are, and I deeply enjoy your focus, your goals, your needs. I most enjoy your Passions. You embrace failure knowing it helps to build new paths, and you provide from deep down, step back and marvel, you think beyond, you know that under the pavement, the dirt.. is dreaming of grass.
******* You're beautiful baby, I can't wait to have you, tangled up together.. I sooo love your smile, shy smile, them eyes that hair omg.. imma lucky Dawg I tell ya! |
umm..what a sexy tease
(My text to them: Chuckles ....Then come'ere an get wet with me!!)
I wanna get wet alright.. move over, I got this.. let me at the dishes |
omg..my tummy butterflies morphed to fruit bats and them is bouncing lol
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....600 boxes of shoes, coming your way!
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(Name) you have been picked up for the mixed medley
Because that makes no sense on its own.. a couple of weeks ago I put myself down as a spare for a mixed medley one-day lawn bowls competition and a team has picked me up. This is good news. |
Phone pings to let me know I have a text.
Open it up and died laughing. Was from the wife. "My old ride and my new sports car. Hehehe." The picture attached to it was our old broom which is of normal height and beside it was this mini red broom that's only half the normal height. Cracked me up to no end. Still Laughing, Brute. P.S. Those of you who have me on your friend's list can see the pic there. |
"I had the wildest dream about you last night. I will have to tell you about it. You owned a small newstand/coffee shop on the shore of transit station...funny"
.....she doesn't even know the half of why it's funny.....I can't even make coffee!!! |
yum-o!
"there are home-made brownies and Anzac cookies when you get to work!"
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from Papi...
We will everyday. you will be crushed, appreciated, your love is precious to me..So everyday will be a slice of Heaven even in our hard times honey.
(Me crushed? Giggles) Chuckles ..cherished. Give me a break Lovergirl. (I do...I just love it when you get flustered) |
"Matriarchal she-bitch lemur dommes will fuck you up. Look sharp."
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A simple "Happy Easter" from someone I haven't heard from in far too long.
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from 3 different dear friends ...it made me feel appreciated and acknowledged
Happy Mother's Day.
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The flowers were delivered! and appreciated!
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"I like how you are - makeup or no makeup..hair in a ponytail or not..I just like being with you.."
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I haven't received any good texts today... Dammit!
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too many choices for a flustered online shopper...
They had hard, soft rubbers, leather, silicon, Plastic, seriously, when you get a chance, look. omg I am standard black shell with detachable clip case kinda person or football team emblem. . You have fun, charge it to my card. Chuckles and screen protector and what ever else you want. .car changer ect.
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I love u. From a dear friend who sent it to me by mistake
We love u too bro |
From a class mate thanking me for keeping him up to date.
He SKIPPED class today and finals are next Tuesday. |
A dinner invite which turned out to be a great night!
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Friends: Much Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist
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texting someone new, and getting this back after sending my pic "to be honest with you I'm just not attracted to you" ~ I've heard that twice in two weeks but only this one via text, awesome huh?
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Quote:
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"Thank you so much. I cannot remember the last time I had such an utterly delightful evening, nor when I've enjoyed someone's company so much. Sweet dreams when they find you.":blush:
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"Thanks so much for emailing me. I'm glad you did!".... The feeling is mutual :)
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Best text today...
"YOU BASTARD, Sir" I do love terms of endearment lol
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"fuck! I looked at the wrong date!"
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"You're a brave soul. It's my pleasure to lead you astray."
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"You're missed....Thought you should know...."
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Well it's early in the day, so I may get something better, but this text made me smile and have happy tears. From my best friend (who also happens to be an ex) who is on vacation in the UK with her wonderful wife.
"I lit a candle in honor of you Mom at Rossalyn Chapel. That place was beautiful." |
"It's okay, I thought the socks deserved it."
- my girlfriend referring to my completely irrational anger and frustration with a pile of clothes on the floor, while getting ready for work at 3AM. |
"GM sweetheart!" "I miss having breakfast with you".....my honey had to fly home as her mom isn't doing well....this time is priceless for the both of them!
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Hi gorgeous..
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sender : I wonder if we have to buy bottled water...
me: Lol.. Fuck it.. Just drink rum instead sender: and beer |
I'm coming to San Antonio!
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Hello, I love you.
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It was a picture of the cutest little blonde girl wearing a cowboy hat and a pretty white dress and playing a hot pink guitar (girl after my own heart) and the caption said she was "picking and singing". I just want to hug that little angel!
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last nite a text from my daughter said....
"hey mom! dont give joel osteen any money, k?"
i replied that i didnt... she replied "good :)" for some strange reason this made me laugh :) |
I think I should tell you something...
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me: (sends a pic message)
reply: wtf is that? me: It's the redneck version of a human sushi platter. reply: What is in the packets? me: Ramen noodles. lol |
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