When you drink caffeine your body makes dopamin which makes you relax.

Do clowns wear really big socks?

I'm an anti-clownite, so I wouldn't know. :nyahnyah:

Why, without children even, do I feel I have still have too much domestic upkeep?

:deepthoughts:

bcuz domestics are really hard to keep up with.

why does my dog want to lay down exactly where i want to put my foot during yoga?

because he is related to my dog...the gallootey does that too

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

cuz squirrels are too hard to deal with.


(it may have been asked already)
Do humans taste like chicken?

No we taste like humans.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

But, according to Focker, it CAN be done. :blink:

Or was that cats? :twitch:

Every time he takes a dump, yeah. :crap:

How exactly do we extract elbow grease?

Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?

No, eternity has a lifetime guarantee.
If you break your watch does time stand still?

A: Because you need TWO legs to get into them! lol

Or because they go UNDERNEATH what you wear. lol Take your pick.

means no schooling to this dyslexic

Why do highways run through valleys? Are biways like frontage roads or back alleys?

Biways go either way :rofl:

Why do electronic components never match up??? ( fifty million cables and none of them work.. grrrrr)

Not every female can take very male. Different strokes!

Have you EVER heard a cucumber burp?

A fish bit me once

Why is the Planet addictive?

no it comes from the waterfall
why birds don't dance the polka?

Because they can't find a good accordian player.

When will pigs fly?

When the price of airline tickets come down...

When will love arrive?

In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?

Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp* :eyebat:

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???

Because I'm near.....................

Why do fools fall in love?

This absolutely cracked me up to no end...........:rofl:

ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,, :hk2:

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


What is your favorite form of transportation???

My broom (especially now with gas prices rising for summer driving)...................

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends on the size of the marmota monax and if he/she slept well the night before.

What would you do if you are about to hold a speech or lecture but it slippes you mind what it was all about?

I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

Bees lead an incredible life, not even knowing that they can't fly, so they simply fly anyway. It's possibly an allegory to draw upon that fact alone because AAA batteries are incredibly busy supplying power, thus sparing B batteries an lifetime of unexpected hardships.


Why do dance clubs close in the early hours of the morning???

Because they want to get to bed before the alarm goes off..................

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

Oh, I think the blame wholly belongs to both the IRS, Wall Street, and Banking institutions: it's pretty taxing and has consistently confused people for ages. :blush:

Why is NAFTA called The North American Free Trade Agreement when there's nothing "free" about it at all???

It wasn't enough to be happy that Dark Side of the Moon made Pink Floyd bazillionaires, so handy bipartisan politicians created their own cash cow and called it Dark Side of the Sun.

What's the difference between Superman and Trampoline man???

Apparently the cape.

Why do the fur balls, also known as cats think I am their furniture?