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Bèsame* 06-16-2015 09:01 AM

When your sunscreen number goes up! It's now a necessity!



kittygrrl 06-19-2015 12:24 AM

a rainy evening at home with tea feels amazing

Kobi 06-23-2015 10:54 AM


When childhood memories come flooding back upon learning Don Featherstone, the inventor of the pink plastic flamingo lawn ornament has died.

Avocado green kitchen appliances stir the same kind of nostalgia.


Daisy Chain 06-23-2015 01:59 PM

If I have a busy weekend with things to attend I give a resigned sigh rather than a whoop for joy !

DC

PaPa 06-23-2015 02:56 PM

When you lie awake at night due to pain and need to rub cream on joints that smells like it should be used to open your sinuses.

cinnamongrrl 06-23-2015 02:58 PM

A couple ways...

1)

When you fill out a form and you have to scroll through the year of your birth? Yeah...it keeps getting further and further away....

and

2)

I find old coins or cash and think "ohh wow! Look how OLD that is!" And it's my age...or less...

Martina 06-23-2015 04:33 PM

When you go to the podiatrist for the first time. :(

Smiling 07-06-2015 03:04 PM

Wow.
 
When you put dinner in the oven for what is supposed to be 15 minutes and over ninety minutes later you realize it must be getting a little crispy by now - except you can't smell anything.

So you go check on the progress of your frozen culinary delight only to discover that you never turned on the oven.

And I'm half-starved today, too.

:seeingstars:

Yup; I'm gonna be a ward of the state soon, lol.

MysticOceansFL 07-06-2015 03:13 PM

When people make a showing and or appearance after you show active again from being gone a month!

Kobi 07-07-2015 06:53 AM


When the hair on your legs disappears. Or is it just hiding amongst the varicose veins?

MsTinkerbelly 07-07-2015 08:59 AM

I am taking a one day course at the local community college today on "Maximizing your Social Security".:glasses:

Kätzchen 07-07-2015 11:10 AM

I think it's not necessarily related to age but cognizance of our ability to grow, mature, things of that kind of nature.

As I have grown and matured in life, I have found that I do not tolerate, or have zero tolerance for, emotional manipulation and lying (not being truthful).

Daniela 07-08-2015 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiling (Post 998865)
When you put dinner in the oven for what is supposed to be 15 minutes and over ninety minutes later you realize it must be getting a little crispy by now - except you can't smell anything.

So you go check on the progress of your frozen culinary delight only to discover that you never turned on the oven.

And I'm half-starved today, too.

:seeingstars:

Yup; I'm gonna be a ward of the state soon, lol.

But you've stopped eating with rubber spatulas, right?! That has to count for something. :giggle:

Kenna 07-08-2015 03:13 PM

When I keep forgetting to buy milk EVERY TIME I PLAN ON MAKING MASHED POTATOES....and when I get to the store again, I forget what I went for.

TruTexan 07-08-2015 04:05 PM

When you walk into a room and forget what you were looking for and then an hour later it hits you so you search for it and then forget again what you were looking for in the first place. lmao

stargazingboi 07-08-2015 04:07 PM

When doctors start saying "at your age" and start scheduling you for tests that you always related to "old people"....

"wait..you want what done?"

Daniela 07-09-2015 08:06 AM

When you can't remember how old you are, and doing the math is hard, too. :bow:

Gemme 07-09-2015 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniela (Post 999315)
When you can't remember how old you are, and doing the math is hard, too. :bow:

OMG, that actually happened to me.

When I was 32.

I was at a dealership and they plugged in my birthdate and then the guy said, "You are 32." and I said, "No. 31." and then he looked at me like this ----> :|

cinnamongrrl 07-09-2015 04:46 PM

At least two days a week, I come home and doze on the couch after work...

This from the girl who has never napped in HER LIFE...

Sigh

PaPa 07-09-2015 05:12 PM

You make a post on the forums and twenty minutes later post the same dang thing!! Lol!!


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