Is this the portion of the evening in which we discuss finger food?

Will there be a hand washing or foot washing ceremony?

Before or after our visits to the vomitorium?

Is this my posting box my confessional box?

Are there different sizes?

Are you looking for a particular size?

Large fries?

Will that complete your order?

Are you going to fill my order?

Do you take orders or give them?

Do this change how big your hat is and which parking space you get to use?

How big is that hat?

Would you like to see my clipboard and keys?

Are there other things you might be willing to show me?

Do you know the secret words necessary to gain that kind of access?

Do you really want it to be that easy?