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Its is zoo/zuc out there-
What kind of vegetable is sold at the zoo?
Zoo-chini. What kind of socks do you need to plant Zucchini? Garden hose Where did the Zucchini go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar Ks- |
Which gas is the funniest?
Helium HeHeHeHe! Which element is the best singer? Lanthanum LaLaLaLaLaLaLa! Which is the craziest element? Gallium - it's completely GaGa! |
What's the best sadism joke?
I'm not going to tell you! |
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese! :cheesy: Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? A: All that was left was de brie. :cheesy: Q: What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar? A: Lookin' Sharp. :cheesy: |
Golden corn cob nominees
What do you call an enchantress who lives on the beach?
A sand witch What do you call a gathering unattached witches? Craft singles |
Friday Funny's...
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world? A: A stamp. Q: What is the tallest building in the world? A: The library! It has the most stories! Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine! TGIF! Ks- :) |
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Funny Friday!
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me tonight. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck! TGIF! ks- |
Two people walk into a bar and the third one ducks.
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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs! |
What's brown and sticky?
A stick Why can't your ear be 12 inches long? Because then, it would be a foot. What's a restaurant on the moon like? It has no atmosphere. Why don't you buy things with velcro? It's a rip-off. |
Nurse to doctor: "Doctor, there's an invisible patient in the waiting room!"
Doctor to nurse: "Tell them I can't see them right now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do kids put sugar under their pillow at night? So they can have sweet dreams. :moonstars: |
What did the ocean say to the shore??
NOTHING... it just waved. |
Jokes
What did the owl say when he forgot his music lessons?
I don't give a hoot. Where do chickens go for a beach vacation? Sandy Eggo What does a ghost eat for breakfast? Scream of Wheat Why were the baby blueberries crying? Their mother was in a jam. |
Beware ...
As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign...
"Danger! Beware of Dog!” Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of? he asks the owner. That’s him, comes the reply. He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign? Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him. |
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