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Cid 12-13-2011 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 483546)

ummmm...Huston, we have a problem

Cid 12-13-2011 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 484642)
I guess pissing them off when they're doing the lights was a bad idea.

The JD 12-13-2011 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 484642)
But there was supposed to be french hens and turtle doves and a partridge in here, dammit, not some stupid pointy star!

Deirdre 12-13-2011 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryobi (Post 485289)
Those new ornaments are the Caaaats Assss!
LOL. I was going to type something similar and figured I should make sure no one else beat me to it. Good thing I checked ;)

Bravo!

kannon 12-13-2011 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 483546)
Santa just got ran over by an airplane.



Cheeze whiz.

Cin 12-13-2011 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 484642)
Oh what are they yelling about now. They put the stupid tree in the middle of the living room. Cat, tree, what did they think was going to happen?

Gentle Tiger 12-14-2011 02:25 AM
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...mas/ohcrap.jpg
I knew we should have stayed with the reindeer!

Gentle Tiger 12-14-2011 02:26 AM
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...mas/ohcrap.jpg

I said turn right Rudolph. Not get me a flight!

msW8ing 12-14-2011 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 484642)
O catmas tree..O catmas tree :choir:

jac 12-14-2011 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 484642)
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring...
Ooooooh SHINY!!

Glenn 12-14-2011 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 484642)
Honey..scootch over..I think Baby and the Tree are in bed with us again.

Kobi 12-14-2011 08:49 AM
Dec 14th - only 11 more days til financial insolvency
 

Kobi 12-14-2011 08:56 AM


http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/.../happykids.jpg

I'll trade you Rudolph for a valium.

Tommi 12-14-2011 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
Santa said " Every year....and the Mother's think this is cute, and stand there taking pictures these grils will hate when they grow up".

Inked_Trinity 12-14-2011 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
CLEAN UP on Santa's lap PLEASE!

Gentle Tiger 12-14-2011 09:19 AM

Gentle Tiger 12-14-2011 09:20 AM

Scuba 12-14-2011 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
"Happy place, happy place, happy place...."

Glenn 12-14-2011 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
America's Most Wanted: Psycho Santa

Cin 12-14-2011 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
Flash forward twenty years.
Kid 1 – It’s so weird; I have an irrational fear of beards and the color red.
Kid 2 – At least you don’t hate Christmas so much that you have panic attacks at the first sign of tinsel and a holiday song. What’s up with that.

Hollylane 12-14-2011 02:11 PM
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/.../happykids.jpg

I'm finding it extremely difficult to maintain this "Jolly" shit.

msW8ing 12-14-2011 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
No, No...it says the "stockings" were hung by the chimney with care.

The JD 12-14-2011 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have told them that Justin Bieber hates them.

Ryobi 12-15-2011 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
Off switch! MY design has an off switch!

Mtn 12-15-2011 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 483546)
NO Really I told Santa you were good, but then THIS happened.

Mtn 12-15-2011 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 484642)
I want to be a STAR!!!!!

Mtn 12-15-2011 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
What do you mean NO HELLO KITTY this year?

jac 12-15-2011 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
Whoever said this was an easy profession obviously never had that warm fuzzy feeling you get running down their leg when holding one... no... two... cryin' babies in your lap!!

jac 12-15-2011 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 485793)
More eggnog.. stat!! And make it a double, there's two of them!!

Kobi 12-16-2011 06:27 AM
Dec 16th - time to start wrapping
 

Kobi 12-16-2011 06:28 AM


http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...hisorchina.jpg

In tough economic times, Santa does what he can to avoid moving the North Pole to China.

Inked_Trinity 12-16-2011 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 486975)
Santa lost a bet with an elf

Kobi 12-17-2011 08:47 AM
Dec 17 - crunch time
 

Kobi 12-17-2011 08:49 AM


http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...xmas/bacon.jpg

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
I smell it! Where is the damn bacon!?!

Inked_Trinity 12-17-2011 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 487864)
OHHHHHHHH! I hope it's the robotic cat I asked for!

Hollylane 12-17-2011 10:51 AM


http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...xmas/bacon.jpg

Damn, just another fruit cake, and I asked Santa for a squirrel. :(

The JD 12-17-2011 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 486975)
I got those fat-man-in-a-red-fur-suit-Rudolph-done-left-me bluuuuuuuuues....

The JD 12-17-2011 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 486975)
Mommy, Santa is making my ears hurt. Can I pee on his cookies this year?

Hollylane 12-17-2011 11:25 AM


http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...hisorchina.jpg

:singing:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and all my furniture, the very next day you stole my sleigh, and my guitar hero gear. This year, to afford a couple of beers, I'm singing about how the ex shit on Christmas...

msW8ing 12-17-2011 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 487864)
Little Billy's parents should NOT have wrapped the hamster and put it under the tree.


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