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While sitting in a Starbucks in Birmingham, I'm pretty sure I was privvy to a first date between these two guys. It was kinda neat doing the (unavoidable) eavesdropping of how it was going. *grin*
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Using the rearview mirror as you drive for a vanity place is :2nddaywalker:shitcrazy.
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I was a cranky bitch today at work... let's hope tomorrow is a better day :deepthoughts:
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Abu Dhabi? Aiden? wtf?
Can't wait to see it! Wish Miley Cyrus wasn't in it. |
Ya know, Austin prides itself on bein' just a little weird.....
Tonight was no exception.....gotta love it when the weatherman makes a point to show the bats flight showing up on radar! Oh hellz yeah! Austin has the largest urban bat colony (Mexican free tails) in the US.....about 1 1/2 million of those little pookies! And when they all take off from under the Congress Ave. bridge at dusk, they evidently show up on radar!!! How cool is THAT? |
If it makes you feel the slightest bit better, Braedon, please try to remember that everyone has at least one hole between their legs.
In other news, I found the internet. It can't hide from me any longer. :curtain: |
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At 7 am, "The Remains of the Day " is actually interesting {might even get the Book}....
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I just heard that we have to wait until November before Mr. Bush's book is released....the title is 'Decision Points'.
But I really would like to suggest that he stay true to form.....and call his book 'Decisionary Pointage'........... Or something like that..... :scared: |
Randy Pausch - The Last Lecture
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hmm my, coffee is very . VERY .. delisshhhhh this morning:flowers: |
I feel like I'm going into a battle of wits, unarmed. :blink:
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My cell phone is a piece of ca-ca.
I used to like it, but not anymore. (*#@&(@&$)@* |
It's good to be home with not a lot to do. I think I shall make this my day off.
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In cauda venenum.....
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In no particular order:
women make me crazy, sequin tube tops rock, today is national mule day and that makes me happy, I am wound tighter than a rubber band right now and can only think of one way to deal with this pent up energy....and it ain't singing koom by ya by the campfire!! :bolt: I can't stand Miley Ray Cyrus...she needs to go away; her and her dad both! Why can't we vote people out of Hollywood like we do off of certain tv shows? I am grouchy today and I hate how that feels...luckily it doesn't happen but once or twice a year!! |
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Miley doesn't work my nerves as much as Taylor Swift. I must admit, the Hoedown Throwdown is a catchy little dance... Guess what... that's 2 minutes of your life that you will never get back! Love ya BBFF! |
Pinkie, you KNOW I am not wasting 2 minutes of my life on that video...lol :scared:
Her and Taylor Swift should go find a nice tropical island to live on! I would not miss their singing one iota! Maybe I just need to go sit on an island by myself until I am no longer Mr. Grumpiola! :3butch: |
I normally don't care when I'm called "Sir", "young man", or..in the case of an elderly lady at Dialysis "hey boy, boy with red hair, pay attention, i'm callin u!!"..
However, when I'm in the womens bathroom {cuz the guys give me heebie jeebies with stares in that store}, and some Schmuck knocks on my door, I stay Quiet, wiggle my feet under...and I hear "red Coat, with Black, blue Jeans?", I hafta reply.."mm-hmm?".."you're aware this is the ladies room, son?"....At this point, any urge to pee went to hell...and it takes A LOT for me to piss, even at Home, So I mumbled "gimmie a sec?", he says 'sure thing', I get out, I notice the lady's got a Look that could petrify a 5 yr old, before the Manager could say shit I raised my finger and said "For the record, I'm a biological woman", Both expressions instantly changed...hers to Horror, his to embarrassment, I walked out with him apologizing... What stunned me is, in the Jeep I'm telling my relatives this, and my brother hit the Brakes.. did a U turn, and stopped by the Exit, and got out, asked me to follow, I told him the guy apologized, and he said "uh-uh.." He asked for the Manager, the guy pops up, see's me, his face goes red, and sighs.. My brother asked him "How often do you see Buzz'cut women walk thru your doors here at Lowe's?" The guy stalled saying "I apologize, it was clearly a misunderstanding, it won't happen again" My brother repeated the question and added "I'm sure you see a Bunch, and even employ a few" I coughed briefly and told him in Spanish "Don't go there, that's just as bad, he said sorry, let's go" He stood there, and the guy mumbled "I'm truly sorry, the lady was concerned and I had to make sure" Soo.. my brother said "Don't assume, ask before following someones prejudiced stereotypes, if this happens again, I' have your name, and I'll send a nice e-mail to your Corporate" We left, with complimentary 'white out' mt. dew [I loved the Irony] :blink::rrose: |
Mr. Grumpypants....
When you get home, crack open a nice cold beer, and spray a lil' cotton candy perfume in the air ~ it will make everything better. Ok, maybe not, but thoughts of strippers will dance in your head. |
June how 'bout " Cyndi Lauper's She-Bop?....
Or Debbie Gibsons "only in My dream?" Oh wait..I got it... :happyjump: |
i have the sudden urge to run amuck and create havoc *eyebrow wiggle*
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That was really hot.
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Tomorrow is tube top and hot pants day.
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mmmm....tequila sunrise... the drink not the movie..
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Stewie really could be my child..even with the football shaped head.
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Remember to throw these socks away instead of in the hamper.
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http://www.eol.org.in/Succeed.jpg
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children, to earn the approbation of honest critics; to appreciate beauty; to give of one's self, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived--that is to have succeeded. |
http://www.deviantart.com/download/4...y_wreckles.jpg They say the world is round and yet, Sometimes I think it's square. So many little hurts you get, From corners here and there. We flatter those we scarcely know And please the fleeting guest. Yet we deal many a thoughtless blow, To those we love the best. |
The secretary of the interior will be in Mass. today to announce his decision on whether to allow 130 240 foot high wind turbines to be built in Nantucket Sound so we can harness wind power.
I'm thinking he wouldnt make the trip out here to say...nah we arent doing this. This saddens me because my gut tells me, messing with the ocean is only going to severely hasten the momumental erosion we are already facing. Then again, erosion would mean I will have ocean front property a lot sooner. Sigh. |
Why do birds, suddenly appear?
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"ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.... ♪♫" ? |
The LOLZ critters make me very happy. Too happy. I wake up and tap fingers waiting for miss NJ to post them. Sometimes, she is late.
jus sad, ain't it? |
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Now THAT'S an oreo!!
http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpr...2718096638.jpg ... to hell with double stuffed!! |
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