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Did you steal the clover clips? Didn't I send those to recycling? How often do you dumpster dive?
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How often do I dumpster dive?
Don't I dumpster dive every time you open the bedroom door?
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Am I surprised that you're admitting publicly that every time I open your bedroom door their is a reason to dive for cover? I thought you wanted this to be our little secret?
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Do you wonder why I always show up at your house in my Orkin outfit and fumigation gear?
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Didn't I tell you that I'm not into your brand of role play?
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Was that what you were saying while you played with my sprayer pump?
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Doesn't it say a lot that you had to "pump" you up?
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Is that why you cheeks were so red and tired when I found you? From giving your inflatable date a different kind of "blow job"?
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WTF? How in the fuck could you think I didn't come prepared? Aren't I always prepared for a good "date"?
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Who can compete with that?
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That is really the question, isn't it? Do you think this is the real story behind the big bad wolf and the three little pigs?
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So is jumbo-sized "just right" then?
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Who pissed in your porridge?
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Who served it?
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Would that be the same one who likes to dish it?
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Is this a dish best served cold?
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Are you an expert on cold dishes and fishes?
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Someone is swimming with the fishes? What?
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What is your obsession with fish anyway? Didn't I explain to you that "fish lips" are not an attractive feature?
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