“Never cut what can be untied.” -Proverb

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.


-Lucille Ball

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results.

Just love nerdy jokes!
 

Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?

Because when they can find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they can find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Bazinga!

source: unknown, it was told to me by a friend and I spat out my drink in laughter!

A child believes that only the action of someone who is unfriendly can cause pain.
Chased-By-Bears (from the book "A Cherokee Feast of Days"):indiangirl:

"There's nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so!" - William Shakespeare

Whenever you accept what is, something deeper emerges than what is. So, you can be trapped in the most painful dilemma, external or internal, the most painful feelings or situation, and the moment you accept what is, you go beyond it, you transcend it.
~Eckhart Tolle

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep..not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Hahaha, too freakin funny!!

You must have the funny at least once a day...:nyahnyah:

Antoine de Saint-Exupery is one of my fave sources for quotes...


“Goodbye, said the fox. And now here is my secret, a very simple secret. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince


“You - you alone will have the stars as no one else has them...In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the sky at night... You - only you - will have stars that can laugh.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, El Principito


“People have forgotten this truth," the fox said. "But you mustn’t forget it. You become responsible forever for what you’ve tamed. You’re responsible for your rose.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince


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I wish you would have posted this a little eariler. I had this very conversation with a friend of mine about 3 hours ago, I would have loved to toss that in there and lighten the moment a lttle.

You can't be proud around your family, they know the good dirt. -Unknown


Even the wrong words can rhyme, don't be a fool, raise your standards. -Joys Way

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. - Unknown

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.

"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway." ~ Erma Bombeck