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http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...s/patience.jpg Screw the Milkbones There better be Prime Rib after this |
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...s/patience.jpg Uno, dos, tres, quatro, you know you want me, you know I wantcha, you know you waaaant me....you know I wantcha....:| |
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Dec 23 - please get your last minute requests to the elfs by midnight
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http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/.../chinashop.jpg Dear Santa, ..... still waiting on that china shop ........ Love, Bullwinkle |
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Ya, I know the hat looks ridiculous, but yum (licking lips) the guy who put it on me was delicious. |
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Does this hat make my butt look big???? |
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...s/patience.jpg Honestly! The things I endure just to get a bone! |
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/.../chinashop.jpg Dear Santa, Thanks for the rogain! You rock dude! |
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/.../chinashop.jpg What! I bet you can't touch your nose with your tongue. And yes, it is a tongue touching my nose! |
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http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/.../chinashop.jpg C'mon Santa, I swear these are antlers. Celebrating Christmas can also be about celebrating diversity! |
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/.../chinashop.jpg This year Santa, I want the tip of my tongue pierced so I can play with my nose ring. Here, let me show ya...... |
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"Come here ya li'l heifer, let me be your Santy Clause..." |
December 24th - little known Xmas fact
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...xmas/norad.jpg NORAD Tracks Santa is an annual Christmas-themed entertainment program, which has existed since 1955, produced under the auspices of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). Every year on Christmas Eve, "NORAD Tracks Santa" purports to track Santa Claus as he leaves the North Pole and delivers presents to children around the world. The program began on December 24, 1955 when a Sears department store placed an advertisement in a Colorado Springs newspaper which told children that they could telephone Santa Claus and included a number for them to call. However, the telephone number printed was incorrect and calls instead came through to Colorado Springs' Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) Center. Colonel Shoup, who was on duty that night, told his staff to give all children that called in a "current location" for Santa Claus. A tradition began which continued when the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) replaced CONAD in 1958. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa |
Christmas Eve Day
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http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...as/chimney.jpg Momma, does Santa wear a uniform that says Acme Chimney Sweepers? |
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Harold's audition for reindeer games |
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Nick developed a fascination for chimney's at a very early age.... |
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Is that you Santa? It better be. I don't get up this early for just anyone. |
Christmas Eve evening......if you are traveling, be safe out there and watch out for flying reindeer.
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http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...as/santa-1.jpg Holy catnip Fluff, there really IS a Santa Claus! |
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Say it ain't so! Santa is bringing us dogs for Christmas? |
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We asked for some of the Hamburger Helper NOT to be Elven Helpers!! |
Christmas Day 2011
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...mas/solong.jpg Wishing you and yours... a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and Peace always. This concludes the Christmas edition of Create Your Own Caption. Thanks to all who shared their wit, wisdom, and creativity. We gots some pretty funny people here! Look forward to seeing you at the next theme version, coming soon. |
Create Your Own Caption - Presidential Edition
Federal elections, campaign stuff, primaries, etc have the tendency to make me nutty. Sometimes, finding the humor in the entire mess helps me to keep perspective. So from today to Presidents Day, you will be given the chance to poke fun at present and past candidates. Disclaimer: the inclusion or exclusion of particular candidates here should not be viewed as any type of political statement or preference. It's just haha's. So, create your caption for this: http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...hedanceoff.jpg |
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...hedanceoff.jpg Having abolished the electoral college, Obama and Palin ready themselves for the Presidential Dance Off! |
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...hedanceoff.jpg I'd rather pop out my left eye and chew on it than dance with her...Got to keep smiling, got to keep smiling...I'm not smiling...WTF is she smiling about? |
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http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...attycake-1.jpg Patty cake patty cake make me Da Man. Make me Da Man as fast as you can. Da Man will change the life voters have come to know, before they can wake up and say NO NO NO! |
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Nancy: "On the count of three... SLAP!! " Nancy: "one..two" Jimmy Carter: "THREE!! THREE!! |
Friday Jan 13th - are you feeling lucky?
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