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Kill me. She's still talking.
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It's going to help me be unruly...I can't wait.
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Macaulay bought Marilyn Manson his first pack of cigarettes for Manson's role as Christina during the filming of Party Monster (2003). He said he found it so ironic considering that Manson is considered "the Antichrist" by many, and it's Macaulay Culkin who's corrupting him.
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I finally got the call today for My gallbladder surgery: May 14th @ 1:30pm I will be in surgery and will be in the hospital for 5-7 days afterwards (because they are cutting Me open to do so) ............. I'm not looking forward to being in the hospital but I am glad they are finally going to get that thing out of Me :)
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Ok.....it's official......I have lost my mind!
I've been doing The Major Purge~a~Rama at Your Chez Diva for the past few months.....I've been moving SOME of this stuff around with me for years!!! And I have a pretty serious collection of Beanie Babies (oh the joys of being a teacher!).....I had 2 boxes which I thought I'd consolidate into one big Rubbermaid tub. (No, as a matter of fact, I'm NOT getting rid of them!) Dumped one box.....lovely. Dumped the 2nd box ~ which was bigger ~ and at the bottom of that box (which became the top of the tub!) fell ~ oh, probably 100 letters....old letters! They date back from the early-mid 1940's! And they are from a young Marine to his mother. She lived in Iowa. He was stationed in CA. His first name is my daughter's first name! I know. Eerie. Here's the deal.......I don't know WHO this guy IS! I don't know WHERE those letters came from!!!!!!! (I swear, if ANY of You say...."They came from California, Diva" I'll smack You over the head with a big ol' smackin' thang!!! I mean it! ;) ) :| It's sorta freakin' me out a little....... His penmanship is lovely, though!!! |
I woke up at 10:00 am with a :dog: cutting off my blood flow as she pressed her paw (and all of her weight) into my jugular, all my hair on one side of my head (don't ask, I haven't a clue) and a blurry mind.
I'm waiting for my mind to clear. When that happens I can safely take a shower to wash away the freakish hair. As for the dog, she's eaten and been walked and is currently staring a hole through me as I write (I'm not making eye contact though)... |
I should plant the tomato plants I bought.
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Today's Kentucky Derby should be very Interesting...
Drenched muddy Track.... {Hopefully last years tragedy doesn't repeat} Mum called and told me she likes watching the "Before" of the Derby, she found out "Average" Horse owners rub shoulders here with Multi-Millionaires.. heh We agreed we'd rather attend an after-party from those 25 people, than the multimillionaire... I just want a mint julep ~drool :candle::rose: |
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Children's laughter is my favorite sound |
Am watching Wanda Sykes in Sick and Tired....her live comedy show in Seattle. Can't tell if it is funny or not cuz she thinks saying f*** and mutherf****** every few seconds is a good thing. Yet, profanity in comedy, to me, takes the place of saying something really funny.
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Captain America is too a famous captain. *insert eyeroll here*
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Don't start! What's next - Superman wasn't all that super? |
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Someone else said it, not me. Aquaman isn't very fishy though. |
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Also, I miss June. |
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You need someone to be mean to you? Where's Betty? |
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Hell, if we are going to count Captain Morgan we need to consider Captain Kangaroo. Quote:
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Who's Betty???? |
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I'll give you that about Aquaman, but what did he ever really do? You know Betty. Betty Noire. |
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Hello?! He used his sonic capabilities to summon sea creatures to help him fight evil. The first environmentally-friendly superhero. And you say you know superheroes. I scoff at thee. |
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I'm blaming age. I forgot. Mea fucking culpa! |
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Regular or Peanut Butter? God, now I want cereal too. |
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Oh.Dear.God. Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch. Ugh. |
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im in a i dont give a fuck mood saturday night and a vibe grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :tongue: |
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Mind. out. of. gutter. |
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So. I channelled Pinkie Lee last night and bought a box of wine.
:| I know. And usually I just punch the perforated place and pull the little twisty thing out and stick it in the freezer, right? But I was having difficulty doing that for some reason. The perforation place was hangin' on for dear life. SOooooooooooooooooooo............... I got my handy~dandy trusted lime~green box cutter, right? And I just helped it along a little and stuck it in the refrigerator. Fast forward 1 hour...... I open the door to get a glass and the shelf on which the box sits is a little pool of red wine......it had dribbled down even, into the produce drawer...what a MESS! It seems in my enthusiasm to get to that wine, I knicked the plastic bag inside (I cannot bring myself to say "bladder", thank You.) and created a slow leak. I have one pitcher. It had a little bit of juice in it, which I dumped into a glass. And now, I have one pitcher, 3 big mason jars and 2 drinking glasses full of chillable red wine sitting on the now~clean shelf (with a matching clean produce drawer, I might add)...... Life is good. :dozey: (Though there WAS about a half a glass WASTED in the spill....<sigh> ) I know how BP feels now........ |
I wish I could somehow record the way it feels when my pup snuggles up behind my knees in bed at night. That way, no matter what, I will always remember and have this feeling.
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Wine should never be wasted and Cap'n Crunch cereal *does* tear up tender mouths. I don't care if anyone's mind goes in the gutter, just as long as they don't try to set up shop in my corner. :weightlifter:
I prefer Pops or Lucky Charms, if I'm being honest. |
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They'reeeeeee great. NO, wait, that's frosted flakes. *blink* |
Wut about Apple Jacks?
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So last night, I had a dream about a meeting with our not~so~illustrious governor, Rick Perry, and his wife. It was to get some stuff on the table....i.e. for me to tell him what a complete jackass he is (and he is, even when I'm not asleep).
We had to have a mediator. It was Oprah. :goodscore: |
well...took a really old pain pill last night for the ever so aching arm...
I am STILL GROGGY. =| damn |
Red Blossoms (even the name is naughty)
I just bit into the reddest, largest, juiciest, sweetest, strawberry I have ever encountered. So much so that it felt slightly obscene.
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Monster Trail Mix from Target will be the death of me.
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well shit, one more hour and i think i'll be too in love to adopt out this kitten. is 6 cats too many?
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Its amazing what My 12 yr old sister can find on youtube ......... you be the judge:
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aa_glearoo&playnext_from=TL&videos=4E6tN-c-_ko"]YouTube- If Rabbit Were Gay[/nomedia] :| |
Is it :santa1: yet?
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It's official. He's obsessed.
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