Advantages to a gym membership
 

What the heck are you doing on the lake in a canoe and without a life jacket? Wind blowing, high 33 degrees, the fish sure aren't biting. What were you thinking? Peace be with your family.

rare ice halo, January 11, 2015 amarillo, texas

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My poor pup suffers terribly from the cold and salty slush but I just can't get him to wear those booties. And at about 30 lbs he's just too heavy to carry around so we do very very fast winter walks.

I think he's also got a thing about looking ridiculous.

The best smugglers in the world... my dogs. :-)

key west sunset

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Any of you into zentangle? It is a style that puts smaller drawings together to make one large one. I did this style when younger, but did not know there was a name to it. ;)

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3 month old Airbus may be a total loss after service truck hits the nose. What's 220 million down the potty? Meh.

This pilot can repair this plane! Such pansies.....

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"In DOG we trust" misprint on a Florida's sheriff's office rug. Took 2 months for anyone to notice. Hah!, I mean WOOOOF!

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The last time the comet Lovejoy passed this close to earth was 10,000 years ago, it won't pass this way again for another 8,000.

My eyes might not be so good by then. ;) Better enjoy it now.

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I love looking at these, but they make me so queasy...oh, yeah, and they also make me feel like a coward!

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Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

for the ones who like abercrombie & fitch
 

I did not know where to put this message so I am dropping it in here.

Great sale going on at Abercrombie & Fitch today online. I bought a men's 100% cotten navy twill jacket online today. Their jackets are so expensive when they are not having a good sale. This jacket is waxed cotton. I will have to have the sleeves shortened but that is it. One thing, look closely at the fit of men's tops. There's the classic fit and the muscle fit. For example, if you wear a large classic fit, then go up 2 sizes when ordering the muscle fit.

I have not ever looked at their women's clothes but bet their clearance items plus 25% off and free shipping is really good too.

Meet Ginger, born in December at The St. Louis zoo. She is a real beauty isn't she?

I check for palm oil in any lotions or soaps prior to purchase, their harvesting encroaches on their food source and habitat.

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Sea Dog meets Land Dog

"I love you Land Dog!

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for D...
 

Line Dancing... this one is the most recent one that I've learned and I actually saw it in the club and watched this video to learn it later on lol




Line Dancing/Boot Scooting



Yeehawwww

Sometimes life is wonderful. Sometimes life is great... and then sometimes life is simply a bitch.

What does your favorite curse word say about you?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoad...you#.gh6Dba2Mj

Here is one I use often.

You got: DICKWAD

You are competitive. You hate to lose and will not hesitate to cheat if it means you can come out on top. You’ve also probably stolen a street sign or something like that, and kept it for far too long because it was originally funny but then it just became this thing you couldn’t get rid of. But, hey, that’s life.

*****Ace does NOT steal or cheat. So there! Still one of my favorite expletives.

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You got: BULLSHIT
You are pretty level-headed. You just call it like you see it, and it often takes a lot to get you really angry. You’re sort of like a lava lamp. Don’t question that, just accept it.

Lol.... yeah, don't question it, just accept it.......

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Advices from An Old Farmer
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

Silly signs. These are a few that made me break out in a snort or chuckle. Cuz I'm a kid like that. :)

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What is your go-to song to instantly lift your spirits and makes you dance and shake your tail feathers?

One of mine is the B-52's "Love Shack"

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