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or uh-eeg. minus elbows out her forehead.

but seriously, is it friday yet?!! :eatinghersheybar:

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Originally Posted by Parker (Post 562824)

This reminds me of the cleansing ritual to reverse the curse when someone is in a theater and they say "Macbeth," which is supposed to be major bad luck, leading all of us superstitious types to refer to it as "the Scottish play." :winky:

(reference for those interested: The Scottish Play)

Ah, yes, The Scottish Play. An actor will jump over 3 rows of seats to stop you from finishing the word "MacBeth" inside the theater! I have never heard of a way to reverse the bad juju it's supposed to leave, though.

my jaw hit the floor sad as it is this kinda shit actually does happen
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I dont use facebook but thought this fits what I hear about it....

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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 563608)

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haha...this made me laugh

So, this lesbian was looking at sun glasses at the Maui Jims sunglasses hut in the mall. And I thought, "oh look a lesbian, she won't know I'm a part of her community" Then her girlfriend came around the corner and I thought "oh look, another lesbian and she'll never know either" Because if they even saw me, I was just "some straight chick" staring at them from inside Victorias Secret. It's not that I wanted to date them or "attract" them, I just wanted them to "see" me ya know.

I told my mom this and she says "well, how did you know they were lesbians, did they have it written across their foreheads?" They had it written all over their bodies! I told her I don't have it written across my forehead so they don't know. She asked how I could just tell, so I pointed out some of my friends and ex girlfriends and how it is apparent that they are gay. She thought about it for a minute and said "Nekohl, you can still be pretty and girly and be gay, and please don't cut your hair." lol Good one mom.

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Originally Posted by Novelafemme (Post 563767)

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OMG

Good one!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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maybe dude should run and run fast....yikes!

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your partner is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. --ie YES DEAR
5. You 're using your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. ! The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

it's a demotivational poster kind of day