| LaneyDoll |
04-25-2012 02:16 PM |
Me (handling support for a previous employer): "Ok, what is going on with your computer?"
Them: "I have a patient stuck in it."
~shakes my head and thinks, "Really? A patient managed to get stuck in your computer?"
Me: "Ok, let me reset the user."
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Me (after about 15 mins of troubleshooting): "Ok, the light on the computer, is it flashing?"
Them: "No, it is not. No lights are on at all."
Me: "Is the computer on?"
Them: "I think so, but I am not sure."
Me (after the light came on in MY head): "Is the PC plugged into the wall?'
Them: "No, does that matter?"
~head met desk~
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Them (after calling me AT HOME AT 4:30 A.M.): "Hey, I cannot get my computer to work."
Me: "How did you get my home number?"
Them: "The phone book."
Me: "Do you really think I can do anything from home?"
Them: "Well I don't know but my PC won't work and these patients need their dialysis."
Me: "You do not need the PC to do dialysis. What time is your first patient?"
Them: "At 6."
Me: "I will be at work at 8, I will call you then."
Them: "But my first patient is at 6."
Me: "Your PC does not have anything to do with the dialysis equipment."
Them: "I know but it is not working."
Me: "Neither am I. I will call you at 8."
:sparklyheart:
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