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A. Spectre 07-16-2015 07:58 AM

Hundreds of sex toys hanging from power lines in Portland, Oregon.


Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.

Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.

Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/...ddlyEnoughNews

https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/bca92b40d...8161c5ceb37d48

*Wonder how many rear end collisions due to rubber necking at these dangling delights? Could whomever was responsible place an ad on Craigslist? "For sale, gently used dildos?" On second thought.....ewwww, never mind

https://33.media.tumblr.com/f7b9d4e2...3e0to1_500.gif

Kobi 07-16-2015 08:09 AM

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Daniela 07-16-2015 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre (Post 1000592)
Hundreds of sex toys hanging from power lines in Portland, Oregon.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.

white and bright orange?! :sunglass:

Daniela 07-16-2015 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 1000471)
That mouth is going to be hard to keep clean if one doesn't always use a condom. And the hair....is that supposed to be a G spot stimulator?

That buttplug is much better looking than Donald Trump.

A. Spectre 07-16-2015 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniela (Post 1000596)
white and bright orange?! :sunglass:

Yes! Orange for those who have an Oompa Loompa fettish. *shiver

http://celebritygossip.first.netdna-...mpaLoompas.jpg

cookie-face 07-16-2015 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre (Post 1000592)
Hundreds of sex toys hanging from power lines in Portland, Oregon.


Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.

Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.

Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/...ddlyEnoughNews

https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/bca92b40d...8161c5ceb37d48

*Wonder how many rear end collisions due to rubber necking at these dangling delights? Could whomever was responsible place an ad on Craigslist? "For sale, gently used dildos?" On second thought.....ewwww, never mind

https://33.media.tumblr.com/f7b9d4e2...3e0to1_500.gif

Modern day art tbh

BestButchBoy 07-17-2015 06:39 AM

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...b2&oe=562274E3

Kobi 07-17-2015 09:26 AM

Morning Jolt: Squirrel detained for stalking woman

Police in Bottrop, Germany, detained a squirrel after a woman claimed it was stalking her. The rodent was later found to be suffering from exhaustion and was revived with pieces of apple and honey tea.

Daniela 07-17-2015 10:10 AM

They've mapped out where in the country people are using different swearwords. More maps at the link...

Do you live in the shitbelt?

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BestButchBoy 07-18-2015 07:48 AM

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CherryWine 07-18-2015 05:18 PM

Right in the feels....
 
I just love this. Brings back happy childhood memories. :)



(I really dig the whistle part, too...lol)

BestButchBoy 07-19-2015 07:44 AM

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Orema 07-19-2015 09:36 AM

http://www.quotationof.com/images/pl...e-quotes-1.jpg

kittygrrl 07-19-2015 01:46 PM

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Orema 07-20-2015 06:04 AM

Every Monday Matters: This Week | Sing, Laugh, Dance
 

A. Spectre 07-20-2015 07:42 AM

Possibly the ONLY black flamingo spotted in Cyprus.


Audubon

The birding world is a twitter over recent sightings of a jet-black flamingo foraging among its pink flock-mates at a salt lake in southern Cyprus. Bird expert and Audubon field editor Kenn Kaufmann suggests this unique bird could be the only one in existence. Learn what caused this beautiful accident of nature.

Read more

http://www.audubonaction.org/site/R?...1zVp3_Irpf0WRw

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...mingo-main.jpg

*As an aside, stories such as this causes worry that an Elmer Fudd type will purposely do harm to such a unique life form. Crossing my fingers here....

A. Spectre 07-21-2015 06:58 AM

Japan Opens Hotel Run By Robots



Japan has opened the doors to the world’s first automated, robot-staffed hotel, replacing people with pretty, lifelike lady humanoid receptionists and a bow tie-wearing, dinosaur concierge.

At the Henn-na Hotel, or "Strange Hotel," guests check in, check out, get their rooms cleaned and their luggage conveyed by a fleet of blinking, beeping and rolling robots that the hotel describes as “warm and friendly.”

Likewise, as part of their aim to feature cutting-edge technology, stays are keyless. Instead, guests enter their rooms via facial recognition technology.

Aside from its novelty factor, the use of robots and the emphasis on automated services is part of a bigger concept: To reduce labor costs, save energy, reduce waste, and develop a self-sufficient hotel powered by solar energy and machines...
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.2297588


http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam...-large-169.jpg

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/def...?itok=xDHGBlHH



* Good Golly! What could possibly go wrong?


http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...n-92184718.jpg

Kobi 07-21-2015 08:01 AM

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Daniela 07-21-2015 09:17 AM

Target selling sexist "Trophy wife" shirt

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...4694341262.png

This is how they explain it:
Quote:

It is never our intention to offend anyone and we always appreciate receiving feedback from our guests. The shirt you’re describing is part of a collection of engagement and wedding shirts that are available in our women’s and plus size departments. The collection also included shirts that say ‘Team Bride,’ ‘Mrs.’ and ‘Bride.’ These shirts are intended as a fun wink and we have received an overwhelmingly positive response from our guests.
???

BestButchBoy 07-21-2015 04:17 PM

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C0LLETTE 07-21-2015 04:57 PM

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20090502050548

BestButchBoy 07-22-2015 06:59 AM

As You Would ex-SPECTRE
 

A. Spectre 07-22-2015 07:20 AM

Math is illegal in Kentucky

*Is this a sine of things to come? :jester:


http://www.adweek.com/tvspy/files/20...thLab_WLEX.jpg

Kobi 07-22-2015 09:40 AM

And how much money was wasted doing the study?
 
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kittygrrl 07-23-2015 02:59 AM



disturbing..is he running for president??

kittygrrl 07-23-2015 03:06 AM

together
 
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A. Spectre 07-23-2015 06:38 AM

Things that look like The Donald



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https://i.onthe.io/vllkytaHR0cDovL3N...0.1b8b8d35.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...92139542a1.jpg

*I, for one am finding The Donald's antics amusing. He is threatening to pull a 'Perot' and run as a third party. What a gift that would be for the Dems. He thinks the Repubes are being mean to him. Waaaa

http://image1.masterfile.com/em_t/05...-05805644t.jpg

CherryWine 07-23-2015 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre (Post 1002071)
Things that look like The Donald



https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/sa...70045141_o.png
https://i.onthe.io/vllkytaHR0cDovL3N...0.1b8b8d35.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...92139542a1.jpg

*I, for one am finding The Donald's antics amusing. He is threatening to pull a 'Perot' and run as a third party. What a gift that would be for the Dems. He thinks the Repubes are being mean to him. Waaaa

http://image1.masterfile.com/em_t/05...-05805644t.jpg

These are all hilarious, but that corn comparison is killing me.

:superfunny:

CherryWine 07-23-2015 08:49 AM

For anyone who has ever had to participate in conference calls
 
I found this to be funny and so true. Once, I even heard someone snoring.


Kätzchen 07-23-2015 10:26 AM

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BestButchBoy 07-24-2015 09:32 AM

Stand Out
 
http://41.media.tumblr.com/0120ee30d...w7to1_1280.jpg

kittygrrl 07-24-2015 07:14 PM

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BestButchBoy 07-25-2015 07:05 AM


BestButchBoy 07-26-2015 07:25 AM

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Kobi 07-26-2015 07:40 AM

"They Also Faced the Sea"
 
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Eva Silva, Mary Jason, Bea Cabral and Frances Raymond, Fisherman's Wharf, Provincetown

The installation of five larger-than-life black and white photographs of Provincetown women of Portuguese descent, mounted on a building at the end of Fisherman’s Wharf in Provincetown Harbor.

They came from a long line of hard-working people, immigrating mostly from the Azores and mainland Portugal. Their families fished the waters off Cape Cod for over 200 years, built a major fish packing and distribution industry and made an important contribution to the history and culture of Provincetown.

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Love stuff that remembers the contributions of women.

TheHinduPose 07-26-2015 11:06 AM


A. Spectre 07-27-2015 06:33 AM

What the heck was Ace thinking?! I failed to use my noggin this weekend, but managed to keep all 10 toesies. Thought putting these images up would be a gentle reminder to not do THAT again.



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Orema 07-27-2015 07:17 AM

Every Monday Matters - Kindness is magic
 

Abigail Crabby 07-27-2015 07:49 AM

Corn flakes squik me out :|

Kobi 07-27-2015 10:18 AM

Not all of our veterans are human.
 
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