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JakeTulane 05-07-2010 07:21 PM

Aviary speak.
 
Birds of a feather, flock together.

shadows papa 05-07-2010 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 101309)
My pup Lulu sat in a stream of sunlight today and tried to eat every little bit of dust that was illuminated.

Not only did this cause great amusement, but it kept her busy for a good half hour or so.

I'm so proud.

Ha!

Doing that would have probably occupied ME for at least 45 minutes!:tease:

Enchantress 05-07-2010 09:12 PM

Because it's not only fun but educational!!
 

moxie 05-07-2010 09:24 PM

I am SO smart I cannot stand it!

Gemme 05-08-2010 01:33 PM

I want a life 'do over'.

UofMfan 05-08-2010 01:38 PM

"I don't have time to get turned on" LMAO!

Lady Pamela 05-08-2010 02:10 PM

Just an update and a Thank You!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6496818_n.jpg

Update on my Great Great Nephew Kaison:

He had his breathing machine removed and is almost 5 lbs. now.

Thank you to all who kept him in your thoughts and prayers.

Hopefully he will get oxygen off soon so he can come home.

Thanks again!

Nat 05-08-2010 08:12 PM



"This is not about charity as you know here in this room. This is about justice: justice and equality"

""Love thy neighbor" is not a piece of advice, it's a command."

moxie 05-08-2010 10:25 PM

I just broke the 11th Commandment.

Mister Bent 05-08-2010 11:44 PM

Freeze tag. Precursor to voguing.

redrose 05-09-2010 12:02 AM

i believe in you, no matter what they say, i will stand by you, i always value your opinion,,, (f)

BestButchBoy 05-09-2010 06:55 AM

Cool isn’t manufactured. Cool doesn’t ‘try’ to be anything. That’s what makes it cool. Cool is organic, innovative, and intangible. Cool just is. ~ from Mark VV

Leigh 05-09-2010 08:04 AM

Oy, its too early to be awake on a Sunday :blink:

Just_G 05-09-2010 08:33 AM

Woke up today with horrible regret about the weekend....I am all up in my head today and need to stop thinking so much. UGGGGHHHHHH! I hate feeling this way. I need to find something positive, something to take my mind away from the place it is in....it is so rare that I find myself here.

UofMfan 05-09-2010 09:26 AM

Reading this article from HuffPo, it is a wonderful way to start the morning!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_562983.html

Scarlett, by a mile :)

Mister Bent 05-09-2010 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 102103)
Reading this article from HuffPo, it is a wonderful way to start the morning!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_562983.html

Scarlett, by a mile :)

Damn. Thanks for the distraction!

That's a long way from Lost in Translation or Girl With a Pearl Earring for Scarlett Johansson.

femmedyke 05-09-2010 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 102103)
Reading this article from HuffPo, it is a wonderful way to start the morning!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_562983.html

Scarlett, by a mile :)

I gotta say Charlize...... damn! Smokin' ...all of em... and inspirational too, I've wanted Hamilton's T2 arms for years now!

UofMfan 05-09-2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 102137)
Damn. Thanks for the distraction!

That's a long way from Lost in Translation or Girl With a Pearl Earring for Scarlett Johansson.

How about a long way from the girl in The Horse Whisperer!

Hey I figure if I was distracted I may as well share.


Quote:

Originally Posted by femmedyke (Post 102140)
I gotta say Charlize...... damn! Smokin' ...all of em... and inspirational too, I've wanted Hamilton's T2 arms for years now!

All of them are, it really was tough rating those pictures :) And believe me, I think we ALL wanted her arms!

Nat 05-09-2010 11:50 AM

Interesting bit about Ayn Rand's worship of a sociopathic murderer

Gemme 05-09-2010 11:57 AM

I was informed that I'm being stalked.

I think I like it. :blink:

BornBronson 05-09-2010 01:00 PM

I always found Stephen Hawking (famous astrophysicist) fascinating.But he kind of caught me off guard with his warning about contacting aliens from space.Well,I haven't been trying,much.But he is right in a lot of ways.I do think they are far more advanced than humans,and if they know we exist they might try to take over our planet,or worse,destroy the human race.Mercy.We must fight them,then.

I suppose that's what Spock meant by "Good Luck".

:smokejoint:




*Snort*

Rook 05-09-2010 01:51 PM

I do Agree with Hawking on those Aliens...
Sometimes it's best left alone...
I mean c'mon..if early Explorers fucked over the Natives, can u imagine E.T.???
I love watching V, but I'm happy not knowing in reality..
:brainsucker:

Rook 05-09-2010 03:45 PM

El significado de ser madre estaba ligado entre las taínas al misterioso mundo de sus dioses y creencias.

Según Fray Ramón Pané (1495-98) y Pedro Mártir (1525), la Diosa Madre taína tenía cinco nombres, que parecen denotar distintos aspectos de la Madre Tierra. Veamos la etimología de algunos de sus nombres en el idioma arahuaco: Attabeira se descompone en atta “madre” y beira “manantial”, o sea “Madre Manantial”. Esta sería una manifestación de la Madre Tierra de donde nacen los manantiales dadores de vida. En los petroglifos en Caguana se representa a la abuela ancestral como una combinación de rana y tortuga, animales muy fecundos asociados al agua.

Guacarapita, otro de sus nombres, se descompone en guácara “cueva” y apito “principio y fin”. Esto significaría La Cueva del Principio y el Fin o la vagina cósmica de la Madre Tierra, que da origen a los seres de la creación y recibe en su seno al difunto. Los taínos enterraban a sus muertos en posición fetal, lo que probablemente es un regreso al vientre de la Madre Tierra. Dice el mito que el héroe mitológico Guajayona, se llevó a todas las madres taínas a Matininó, la Isla de las Amazonas, y los hombres quedaron sin sus esposas dentro de la cueva del origen.

Al despertar, los bebés lloraban diciendo -toa, toa-, llamando con gran pena a sus madres y se convirtieron en ranas y coquíes, que en recuerdo de este suceso, anuncian la primavera con su canto.

Mientras tanto, los hombres, que buscaban desesperados a sus esposas, avistaron a cuatro animales sin sexo que se deslizaban entre las ramas de los árboles.

Con la ayuda de los cuatro caracoles, dioses mitológicos capturaron a estas criaturas e idearon la manera de convertirlas en mujeres. Llamaron entonces al pájaro carpintero quien, creyendo que eran árboles, les talló con el pico la natura femenina.

Desde ese día, el pájaro carpintero picotea los árboles engalanado con las plumas rojas que adquirió de un salpicón de sangre que manchó su pecho. Así se rememoraba en el areito ese instante en que los dioses les concedieron a estas primeras madres el maravilloso privilegio de dar a luz a nuestro pueblo taíno.


Happy Mothers Day ..-s-:praying:

Diva 05-09-2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BornBronson (Post 102313)
I always found Stephen Hawking (famous astrophysicist) fascinating.But he kind of caught me off guard with his warning about contacting aliens from space.Well,I haven't been trying,much.But he is right in a lot of ways.I do think they are far more advanced than humans,and if they know we exist they might try to take over our planet,or worse,destroy the human race.Mercy.We must fight them,then.

I suppose that's what Spock meant by "Good Luck".

:smokejoint:




*Snort*


Aliens........republicans/tea party..........


I choose the aliens. :fastdraq:



Rook 05-09-2010 07:51 PM

hmm, I always did have an aversion to acid puking aliens...{although, republicans could always surprise me, horribly..}
:|

Enchantress 05-09-2010 09:25 PM

A day of rising early, baking, dipping strawberries in chocolate, cooking brunch, cleaning up after brunch and being pretty, witty, charming and gay has left me utterly exhausted (but happy). Best of all, my mother (and others) smiled and enjoyed the merriment...

Now, no more of this for at least another 6 months until Thanksgiving.

*blink*

IttyBittyFem 05-09-2010 10:42 PM

Retro Commericials
 
Ya gotta love it, that's if you're in to this sort of stuff:



Nat 05-09-2010 11:09 PM








Rook 05-10-2010 08:15 AM



gotta love baby dykes & puppy love..

:fallenangel:

BornBronson 05-10-2010 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 102331)
I do Agree with Hawking on those Aliens...
Sometimes it's best left alone...
I mean c'mon..if early Explorers fucked over the Natives, can u imagine E.T.???


Somebody fucked over the Natives??? Are they still here?,point'em out!!! :furious:


This Elena Kagan,there's something I like about her.

moxie 05-10-2010 06:58 PM

I need some tickets to the gun show.

Pixie 05-10-2010 10:32 PM

*Currently inventing the over analyzer emergency shut off switch*

Rook 05-10-2010 11:07 PM

i forgot how pathetically funny ren & stimpy show is lol
:fallenangel:

AtLast 05-10-2010 11:35 PM

Random Pooh-Pah!
:nerd:

Butterbean 05-11-2010 01:30 AM

I have this problem.
 
So, this black teenage kitty appeared a few days ago. She's scrawny and has a hunchback and never stops meowing. As cats go, she's got a face only a mother could love.

Today, she and my dog made friends..and she decided she likes me. She came in the house everytime I opened the door while I was trying to hang laundry. She seems to enjoy my ankles. She's lonely. She wants to be heard. She smacks up the dog when necessary.

She lets me pet her and isn't feral. I have no idea where she came from. Tonight, I noticed her humpback is due to a large cyst or spongy growth on her shoulder blade. It's not painful to the touch and she's full of energy so I'm not sure what to make of it.

I told her if she's still around in the morning, I'll take her to the vet. Bear in mind, I don't want a cat. They make me itch. They leave hair on my pillow. They get on the counters at night. I like feral cats..who live outside.

The cat and my dog are obsessed with each other and are communicating through the kitchen window. The cats sits on the chair on the patio on the outside of the window..and BLossom sits on the chair at the table in the kitchen. And, they communicate. A lot.

I've been sneaking around my kitchen for the last 3-4 hours. The cat has been eating at the feeders, sitting on the patio chair, and now she's in the entryway off the kitchen. Resting comfortably. She doesn't appear to have plans to go anywhere. I hesitate to have her in the house until she is checked over by a vet..but I feel awful thinking about her out there.

I have company arriving Wednesday. I need a mani/pedi. Blossom is getting a bath and a shave.

Blossom just had a $260.00 surgery bill and needs shots in June. She has an Secondary AV heart block and her vet care is expensive.

I DON"T NEED A $300.00 VET BILL FOR A SCRAWNY HUNCHBACK CAT!!!!

Yet this kitty has adopted us. Blossom has adopted her. Try as I might, I can't NOT like this cat.

Ughhh... I might have been adopted against my will. Again. Sigh, I'm taking a comforter out there for her to sleep on.





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Rook 05-11-2010 11:51 AM

figures..I stay home cuz it's pissing cats and dogs....and the sun starts shining by 2 pm..
:rainsing:

Random 05-11-2010 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterbean (Post 103256)
The cat and my dog are obsessed with each other and are communicating through the kitchen window. The cats sits on the chair on the patio on the outside of the window..and BLossom sits on the chair at the table in the kitchen. And, they communicate. A lot..

I once had an orange stripped tom cat fall madly, head over ass, in love with a wiener dog who lived across the street..

His love was returned...

It was the strangest thing to watch..

Sis would start pawing at the door and meowing up a storm when his star crossed mate was outside... The lil dog would do a mad dash for our door as soon as she was let out...

Sigh...

*No interspecies hook ups were the result of this love.. they just wanted to be together*

Andrew, Jr. 05-11-2010 01:21 PM


You cannot fight Mother Nature. No way no how. Mother Nature wins all the time. :floatbee:

WingsOnFire 05-11-2010 05:10 PM

What causes ants to invade ones home when it rains?!?!? Ughh... sigh...

Enchantress 05-11-2010 06:46 PM

What a way to wake up...
 
Setting the scene:

Early, Monday morning.

Me: Guest bedroom in a twin bed (at my parents)

Me: Rolling over to get comfortable (blissfully sleepy)

The mattress: Not completely centered on the bed. 4 or so inches hanging over the edge of the box spring (unbeknownst to me).

Me: suddenly falling (on my back) slowly as the mattress wedges itself on one side between the bed and me and the closet on the other side.

Me: Panic begins to saturate my being as pillows topple onto me posing possible suffocation issues.

Me: thinking "I'm falling and I can't get up"

Me: wrestling desperately with the top heavy mattress in the hopes of making my way to safety.

Me: Finally finding an *out*

My dog: Staring at me from the other twin bed across the room with a WTF look on her face and utter shock.

Me: Thinking, seriously?


The rest of the morning and day continued on in such a vein. Jealous aren't you?

Uh huh.


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