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ETA: Oops I was editing and lost my "displayable"! Here it is again, and really hope this lamp was used according to manufacturers recommendations! (or at least unplugged :l )

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hmm...
You'd think when someone mentions Dolphin dildo, some outsider might say "aquatic bestiality?" :computer2:
Up until 5 years ago, i was clueless about dolphin dildoes {heard of 'em, never seen}....
This thread enlightened me that as a lesbian, i'm supposed to love 'em..
:sushi: :blah:

derail...
 

I read this as Unicorn. Too many pictures of dildo unicorn horns...

Carry on...

We don't have to put it in the living room do we baby? :|
...just wondering how I'll explain the displayable dolphin dildo to our mothers when they visit....

Unless Mom's got one too?


Breaking The Stereotype Of Cis, Straight Moms Across The Globe,
Dylan

seriously, this whole dolphin thing reminds me of a part in "Made of Honor", a botched bachelorette party, turned out to be a sex-toy "fuckerware" party, the Grandmother figured a set of glow-in-the-dark anal Beads was a necklace.....
Wore to the wedding also.. :tea:
:blink:

My mother would do that :|

So...to make amends for my derail...here's some more....

I prefer plain ol' chapstick to lipstick. if I wear lipstick, it will not be red, ever.

I wore cowboy boots, and english riding boots, and rubber "mucking out the stalls" boots most of my young years...I like boots.

I do like pink, and lavendar....however, I don't care for glitter, sparkly stuff, or frilly things in general.

One of my favorite toys is the pressure washer (for the house...makes it all clean and nice and washes off all the grime the cars stir up from the street).

I am not afraid of snakes...in fact I was rather enjoying a reptile exhibit just this morning with a variety of snakes (and a blue-tongued skink, which was very cool). I don't want to handle them, but I don't mind them.

I am extremely analytical when it comes to work. Professionally, I am a project manager - and it's my responsibility to marshall diverse groups of people that don't agree and are too busy to take on more work (and that I ask to do just that) towards a common goal. I rock my job.

And, while I tihnk dolphins are beautiful I am inordinately fond of giraffes. The idea of a giraffe dildo, however, just scares me. :|
(sorry honey, couldn't resist :giggle: )

I love giraffes too! I am not a knick knacky type, but I do have a few giraffe things people have given me. I have a giraffe made out of rope and one that is metal.

are you trying to fool me or the fine folk of this site with that big ol fat lie???

Shopping, especially in malls - buzzy, flickery fluorescent lighting! - usually makes me wanna die.

I eat salads

And I like banana daiquiris with whipped cream and umbrellas and a whole fruit salad adorning the glass


Dylan

Come to Austin!


Weeeeeeeeee Havvvvvvvvvvvvve A Blennnnnnnnnnnn-der (we can make all you want, and bananas are the cheapest thing around),
Dylan

• I'm a perpetual Mallrat...
My hangout was "Plaza Las Americas", I knew when the 'Geezers'{no offense} would show up for their Morning Walk n Kvetch, I knew the perfect "pick-up" spots, and of course where to go for "Privacy", I also knew what food place was worth every penny, and which to avoid like the fucking PLAGUE....

• I'll happily watch a Romantic Comedy or DocuDrama any day of the week and twice on Sunday over Action/Adventure....

• Love Dancing, like someone who posted here earlier, I can be a Bi-Dancer{NOT bi, nothing against bi, just..not my orientation}, and yes, like the other Poster, for comic relief, I'll exaggerate a few moves....

• The very rare few times I've received flowers , after the surprise wears off, I actually stare and smile, I think I still have 2 flowers dried in a book...

• I enjoy Lavender scented Baths...

• Although I'll stick Mostly to Jack Daniels, Cutty Sark, and the occasional Patrón Silver, I looooove a good "fancy" cocktail...Bloody Mary, Tequila Sunrise, Appletini & Sangria are top faves...

A fue years ago I was in Ft.Worth for a big horse show and had a whole day and night I was free to just relax.A bunch of us got together and went to some bar I cant remember the name of to save my life,prolly good I cant to tell the truth.I tryed a tuquila sunrise ..now I remember the first one but after that not so much,lets just say some where there is a vidio of me on top of the bar dancing with a hot lady,yep it was one of those dirty danceing things.I when I saw the tape I thought I would just die of embarasment cause there were ppl I would rather not see me in such a state there as well.I think I got rid of all the copyies but herd there is one more somewhere...That was then this is now...heck I would like to see it again cause I never thought I could move like that.

Somewhere back when I was in my 30s, my very femme, former beauty queen gf threw me a birthday party and got me drunk enough to get her old tiara on my head and take photos. I've actually shown a few folks the photos (well before they got lost in a move). She also had her scarey snake out of its cage that night too.