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SAID MANY YEARS AGO TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AT WORK, " I'm not just bragging about how good I am---that many women can't be wrong.
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I didn't use this line, but this was used on my once and I tried so hard not to laugh!!!
Meeting butch on a blind date set up by a friend. Them, "You know, my dentist really hates it when I come in for a cleaning." Me, a look of concern, "Oh really? How come?" Them, "Well because my tongue is so strong and long, that the assistant has to hold it down with a depressor so the dentist can clean my teeth." I think I downed my drink and excused myself. |
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not sure why but i think you're hot!
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Inspired from another thread..
We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time baby.. but if you'd like to...
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Ohhh my god.
I was just talking to my roomie about pickup linea 10 minutes ago! Freaky!!!! Sooo one that I find memorable.... "Id really like to introduce you to my friend, Stanley. My power tool." Check please! |
I've never used any of these but might have to start lol
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
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Done by a butch in a bar -
She inhaled a helium balloon then said while leaning in a swanky manner on the bar "I'm Luke skywalker and I'm here to save youuuuuuuuuuu" Totally worked. Done by one of my exes at a party - Sat down in front of me with a rolled ciggy dangling out the corner of her mouth and one of the hosts tea towels in her hand. She said nothing but carefully and quickly folded the tea towel into a roast chicken, held it up and winked at me. Then asked me if I wanted a beer to go with the chicken. Totally worked. |
"My ex-partner, KD Lang, bet me that you'd let me buy you a drink."
Only fails if you're trying to buy a drink for KD Lang's ex-partner. |
My cousin told me a girl once said this to him...
"I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed." Damn...:blink: |
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
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My cousin told me a girl once said this to him...
"I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed." Damn...:blink: |
I've heard that same line BUT it was told by a butch to a femme & it was her dress that would look good!
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In WV and KY you will hear this said:
" baby, you look like someone whooped up on you with the pretty stick " I did say it to Laney_Doll once to see what she would say and I think it was... "Good Lord baby" :) |
Hopefully no one gets the ugly stick and the pretty stick confused.
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Excuse me did you eat breakfast? Was it lucky charms, because you look magically delicious?
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! :police:
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OMG was that your drink I just finished? I'm so sorry.Here, let me get you another.
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Ha, these are making me imagine Will Ferrell as a butch.
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