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persiphone 11-19-2011 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468153)
Smoked mackerel is yummy. As are Arbroath smokies. Not forgetting smoked salmon and caviar with scrambled eggs. Smoked cod loin is also rather good. Smoked haddock (undyed) poached in milk and butter and then parsley sauce made from the milk is delish.

You dunno what yer missing persi :sunglass:


alright i'll try it but i'm not making any promises

persiphone 11-19-2011 11:14 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...wanzaacake.jpg

worst holiday cake ever invented. yes, those are corn nuts. corn nuts! on a cake! gah!

Daktari 11-19-2011 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468161)
alright i'll try it but i'm not making any promises
If you can get it try Loch Fyne smoked salmon. A light smoke is my preference.

The smoked haddock and parsley sauce accompanied by buttery champ is comfort food par excellence...promise me you'll try it
http://www.irelandseye.com/aarticles...ing/champ.shtm

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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468164)
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...wanzaacake.jpg

worst holiday cake ever invented. yes, those are corn nuts. corn nuts! on a cake! gah!
This epitomises everything that is bad about holiday food.

persiphone 11-19-2011 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468171)
If you can get it try Loch Fyne smoked salmon. A light smoke is my preference.

The smoked haddock and parsley sauce accompanied by buttery champ is comfort food par excellence...promise me you'll try it
http://www.irelandseye.com/aarticles...ing/champ.shtm



This epitomises everything that is bad about holiday food.
this coming from a person who lives in a land where they give food names like "bangers" and "spotted dick" muhahahahahaaa

and yes, i promise, although i'll undoubtedly have to make it myself

Daktari 11-19-2011 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468173)
this coming from a person who lives in a land where they give food names like "bangers" and "spotted dick" muhahahahahaaa
...and this coming from a McAmerican! :sunglass:

persiphone 11-19-2011 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468175)
...and this coming from a McAmerican! :sunglass:


touche! although i don't eat that stuff. have i mentioned that "clotted cream", while delicious, sounds like a symptom of something bad in yer girly bits?

Daktari 11-19-2011 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468180)
touche! although i don't eat that stuff. have i mentioned that "clotted cream", while delicious, sounds like a symptom of something bad in yer girly bits?
O.M.G! that made me belly laugh out loud. The Wuppert jumped off my lap in surprise.

Clotted cream is divine - if a trifle rich and highly calorific - and should be taken with tea and scones - that's scone as in gone not as in own.

persiphone 11-19-2011 11:43 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lilsmokies.jpg


speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

Daktari 11-19-2011 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468199)
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lilsmokies.jpg


speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh
With barbecue sauce, noodles and cheese? For real? :|

persiphone 11-19-2011 11:47 AM
yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1..._foods_003.jpg

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

Daktari 11-19-2011 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468204)
yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1..._foods_003.jpg
:canoworms:

Sweet Jeepers!

I can't believe I still see these in the supermarket.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...y_pie_213g.jpg

persiphone 11-19-2011 11:55 AM
hahahahaaa gross! this product is trying to nudge into the holiday grody food fanfare


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../food/spam.jpg

Inked_Trinity 11-19-2011 11:56 AM
I WILL NEVER read this thread again while eating lunch!!!!!

Daktari 11-19-2011 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468215)
hahahahaaa gross! this product is trying to nudge into the holiday grody food fanfare


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../food/spam.jpg
Noooooooo...sick and wrong I tell ya, sick and bloody wrong! :|

persiphone 11-19-2011 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468218)
Noooooooo...sick and wrong I tell ya, sick and bloody wrong! :|

this made me need a brown bag to breathe

Lynn 11-19-2011 12:03 PM
My mother makes the best jello concoction--red jello, chock full of whole cranberries, pineapple, apples, and walnuts. It's amazing. I've tried to make it a few times, but it won't set up. I don't think she's giving me the full recipe.

My sister-in-law is doing Thanksgiving this year. It's a big undertaking, and I'm appreciative of her efforts. I wish she didn't steam everything, including the turkey. A little spice and salt would go a long way, too. I never thought I'd prefer my mother's overdone bird to a fairly moist one with no flavor.

We live far away from everyone, or we could invite them to the best Thanksgiving meal, ever. It would, however, include the notorious green bean casserole!

Dominique 11-19-2011 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468225)
this made me need a brown bag to breathe

I've been on and off collecting myself since beginning this thread. HYSTERICAL.:|

I totally lost it on the canned cheese and the deviled eggs with miracle whip (my mother to a T)

I think I tasted spam, worse yet...I think I liked it.:praying:

back to my brown bag!

ruffryder 11-19-2011 12:13 PM
Ewwww!! some scary stuff. LOL :badcook:

I don't have any nasty food stories, thank God!! It's all been homemade deliciousness and I've been thankful.

persiphone 11-19-2011 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Yellow band (Post 468231)
I've been on and off collecting myself since beginning this thread. HYSTERICAL.:|

I totally lost it on the canned cheese and the deviled eggs with miracle whip (my mother to a T)

I think I tasted spam, worse yet...I think I liked it.:praying:

back to my brown bag!

i entered a spam cooking contest once just for kicks and i needed a hammer to get the dang thing out of the can.

Daktari 11-19-2011 12:21 PM
If yer eating crap food then do it properly innit.

Spam fritters and chips is how I like my Spam - which I have once every five years or so, just to remind myself why I don't eat it!
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...ers_recipe.jpg


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