Where oh where is my lunch?
Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?:canoworms:

Oooops...... was I admiring my new bedroom arrangement and forgot?

Why do people press the elevator button several times in rapid succession when the button has already been pressed? And why would someone ask those of us waiting on the FIRST floor getting on the elevator if we will be going to the 5th floor? Did it take everything in me not to say, "nope, it's against our elevator charter"? And why do people look at the elevator light (the triangles that point up or down), and still ask which direction the elevator is going in before getting on? And why do people ask while in a building with ONLY 6 floors, and they are ON the 6th floor if you're going down? Have I answered no because the elevator was going up? Am I full of elevator questions?

And where is Naomi? Am I being bad and drinking a Monster drink because Naomi didn't bring any matcha green tea? :reader: And am I including this smile for no reason at all other than I saw it and I liked it? Is it because he is bald like me with face in a book? Did that just make me laugh? Does anyone else crack themselves up and others look at you like you are truly the personification of goofy? Does that happen to me a lot? Am I the goofy nerd boy who is also a gentle tiger and so many other things?

Will I definitely stick around? And will I pass on the green tea with a hint of horse slobber? Did that just cause the British blood in me to curdle? What curdled blood look like anyway? Can it curdle? Isn't it scary where my brain goes sometimes? :shocking:

And does Day sell smiley icons out of the trunk? Does Day walk around going, "Pssst! over here! got some smiley icons for you. They're the real thing!"? :shocking:

And where is Jenny? Should I have a complex because she has not been in here? Didn't I take a good shower today?

Will having smiley icons in my signature satisfy the Daywalker? Does Daywalker walk at night and become Nightwalker? If a night walker falls do they become a night crawler?

Don't you love the way HGTV has gay house hunters,
even Butch Femme house hunters?:thumbsup:

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? And how do we know that Jack was a boy? And why would they be going up a hill to get water? How do we know that they weren't going to get something else? And how did Jack fall? Did Jack trip over that invisible something like what makes people trip on a rug? Did Jane trip Jack? And what kind of crown was it? Was it a dental crown? Is crown code for something else? Is it possible that I asked these kinds of questions as a kid and drove my mom who was a saint and the not so saintly teachers nuts?

And why would I reach for a Monster energy drink after 8 pm??? Where is Naomi? Shouldn't someone bring some cinnabons (sp)? How about some chocolate chip cookies?

:watereyes:

:twitch:

Where the fuck is my spell check button?
How could it just dissapear , all on it's own?

:sigh:

thank you kindly for the tasty vittles to go
 

:rrose:
Am I ever soo grateful for a lunch such as this?
It's the dementia again, isnt it? :seconddoh: