that awkward moment when ...

... you're gearing up to give a new staff member a good chastising for constantly being late to for their shift and slacking off on the job ... and they stop you mid-sentence to politely say they're turning in their notice.

(On one hand, "yay!" no more slacker. On the other hand... dammit, I was just getting geared up ... now I have to go find someone else to yell at. *laughs*)

YEAH ! How come when I called your cell phone number the voice on the other end said, "Hello, thank you for calling rent-a-center" ?

Hey did they mention when the champange fountian was being delivered
?

When you tell your voice to text , to send a text to someone on your contacts list named Cheryl and it sends it to Cheryl and Sheryl. So you apologize profusely to Sheryl. Then do the very same thing the next day. And now Sheryl thinks your either a blooming idiot or a physco freak.

um...who the fuck is cheryl ?? hahaha

The names were changed to protect the innocent. And the idiot who made the text mistakes too. lol I didn't do it nobody saw me can't prove anything. Be quiet Lori. lol

This has happened to me before....
 

That awkward moment when you've been pantsed in front of your crush and you don't even know until you're halfway through flirting and talking.

awkard and funny... reading it instead of being there just doesn't give the moment justice!
 

That awkward moment when a friend is telling you about their first trip into an Adult XXX store where they saw the dildos that strap to a person's thigh...and their response to the pictures on the box.... "you can tell the difference between a guy's hairy leg and a woman's hairy leg!!"... "a guy already has a cock...what does he need with that thing?!" .....

That awkward moment when your doorbell rings, and there is a delivery man holding a beautiful flowers.... After you acted like a complete b***h all day, been PMSing like crazy and acting a fool to the butch who loves you through it all, no matter what and knew that was exactly what I needed.

Yeah... Awkward but beautiful. <3

Hmm..that awkward moment when a 120 lb femme in a pink flowered dress kicks ur ass !!!!

When you go to pull your wallet out of your purse, and 3 tampons jump out with your wallet.

...you're in the ladies room standing in front of the only sink tapping, touching, waving your hands back in forth, and yes, cursing under your breath at what you think is a motion/touch activated sink when you finally look down and notice the hot/cold faucets. :twitch:

That awkward moment when...

... someone ahead of you in the grocery store lets out the loudest, smelliest fart, and you can't help but laugh (because you're really 12 years old most times) and they turn around and glare.

...or how about when you sneeze and fart at the same time and then laugh out loud at the fact that you just sneezed and farted at the same time! True story. :fart:

Well . . .

An awkward moment for me right now might be because, in the past, I've never been a crusher: meaning, I've never been the type to crush on someone but I've had a lot of people crush on me.

I've always been a "non-crusher" because of the way I process life - seemingly like a robot of sorts. I lean more toward the logical side; I'm kind of spockish. I feel awkward in that I have a serious crush now (in a spockish kind of way) and I worry about what to do next should we meet one another or see each other somewhere and then I imagine I'll get all tongue tied and won't know what to say; when I really do have a lot to say - no matter what kind of situation I am in (for example, I talk a lot at work or I'm friendly with just about anyone I meet, even if we don't know each other).

on with the farts. I love it.
 

This one time at band camp....:)

Seriously, this one time at my karate class, I had some serious gas build up. I was having to squeeze the butt cheeks hard to keep it in. So all the students are lying on the ground in like a half crunch and holding it. I'm already in a precarious position. My instructor comes over and pushes down on my stomach with his foot. The flood gates open and it rips. The fart ripped through the silence. Tore it to shreds. :) That was a little awkward.

i totally have you beat!

so, back when i was 19 i worked at the spaghetti factory as a waitress. if you've ever been to one you know that they all had a big, old fashioned trolley car in the center of the restaurant that was the highlight of the place. well, ALL the servers wanted the trolley because that was where you made the best tips. so, finally one afternoon i was scheduled to wait the trolley and i got a big table full of lawyer type guys in business suits and couldn't have been happier. i go up to the table, all smiles and sweetness, make small talk and take their order...they loved me...until one of the guys cracks a joke and i laugh extra hard, working that potential tip money for all its worth...and at the same time i let out the loudest fart of my life. and not only is it loud but it's smell wafts up and around the entire trolley car. i was so mortified that i couldn't go back. i promptly switched sections with a friend in the waaaaaaaaaay back of the restaurant. ;)

beat THAT!!