true story bro. lol
 

That awkward moment when you think the door is open but it's not and you run right into it.

(It was a screen and I knocked it the hell out) haha.

My client is back into his SIMS game again...I was in the kitchen doing stuffs...and I swore I heard the SIMS person talk in English, plain as day....
So, I asked my client when they started using plain speak...and he says, they don't. They still speak gibberish...and I tell him I JUST heard them talk in English...and he gives me that look :|
I stood there for a bit till they talked again and sure enough.....maybe after my eyes are squared away I should have my ears (and head) examined. :|

Those awkward moments when you see someone that reminds you of someone else you know and it's across the damn country. haha. :blink:

you read a post about a friend's love life through an X...:seeingstars:

You hit the car in front of you in traffiic because you were eyeballing some girl. LOL

get surrounded by male turkeys who are screeching and flapping their wings... because they think I am the great Turkey Goddess..... aka Girl Turkey.

That still awkward moment when....you realize you texted your happy accomplishment of making a nummy iced latte to your landlord... instead of your brother in law...because they share the same name.... :|

It SHOULD have occurred to me when he answered. "Great! Sorry, who's this?" yeah...there's my sign... :hangloose:

That "Oh god, she's standing right behind me, isn't she?" moment after spouting something less than gracious.

in the middle of a case...its quiet in the operating room..and the resident says to me...."you have such long eyelashes"....i look up..look her in the eye...then look at the attending who has now stopped operating and is looking at me. I just smile under my mask and look down. The operation resumes...AWKWARD!

today while at the grocery store...
 

We got to the store and a Taylor Swift song came on....Teddy shut off the car anyway...I told him I couldnt believe he didnt let the song finish first...and told him, "No pussy for you!"
As we walked in the store, Teddy was chuckling and said something about the look on that guy's face.....when I asked what he meant since the nearest person was WELL away...I thought...he said the guy in the car next to us gave him a funny look. I looked back, and sure enough, there was someone RIGHT NEXT TO US????with his window down....if only I had an acme hole in the ground in my purse.... :blush:

You realize what's bothering you.... and it's yourself. Kinda hard to run away from her.... she follows you EVERYWHERE.

your boss suddenly appears when you are singing
you can blow my whistle baby , whistle baby
just put your lips together
then come real close

:twitch:

oh
hi

Another lovely moment in the grocery store parking lot.....

We bought two ginormous watermelons...(I'm SURE you can see where this is going...)
And me being me...as I was putting them in the car, I held them up...about ye high... :| and said to Teddy, "Hey baby! Look at my melons!"....
AFTER a flashback of the last incident I decide to look around...and yep...innocent bystander...sigh...

My mother really did raise me better...just sayin'... :blush::blush:

When you go to a family wedding with your boyfriend and your parents. And your parents don't know that your boyfriend is FtM. And they've known him for a while and they love him to pieces but you're not really sure how they'll do with the full story. And you get to the wedding and you've been in the car for three hours and your boyfriend excuses himself to the men's room. And your Father (who a moment ago was fixing the back of your boyfriend's shirt collar and tie for him) follows him to the bathroom. So you go to the women's room in a little bit of a panic about it and your mom follows you and from the stall next to you starts going on and on about how much she loves your boyfriend and everything little thing that she loves about him. And you're dying a little because you have no idea what's going on next door and you don't know if your father just figured out that your boyfriend isn't exactly set up to pee at the urinal next to him.
(It all turned out fine, by the way, but woohoo was that a lot to have go down at once)! And this story was even better when told from my guy's perspective, who thankfully has a great sense of humor.

the moment when your dogma fucks up your entertainment

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That awkward moment when you are headbanging in the living room and the apt lawn care guy walks past the window.

that awkward moment when your talking to someone and you think they really like you and then you find out they like/want someone else :doh:

That awkward moment when you are blushing and then called out for blushing, which only makes one blush harder. It gets exponentially worse when it happens in front of 40 people during a staff meeting.

Something tells me you have friends like this:
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