Sometimes there is nothing left to say except REALLY?!

You are about to become a strange smell in the attic.

If I give you $20 will you leave me alone?

If I rub you with Preparation H...... Will you shrink and become less irritating?

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:D :D :D

Inhale the good shit~ Exhale the bullshit

I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed.

Let's just start with the assumption that I am right and go from there.

I am tired of idiots so therefore all idiots who approach me must form a line to the left...no your other left...that is why you are in the line.

why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy, resin type crap that u can't wash down the drain?

Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport.

Please take a number, I will piss you off shortly!

And the list goes on..........
 

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.

Your lack of planning has now become my responsibility.

Let me drop everything I am working on to fix your problem.

Crabby Bitch is just part of my charm........
 

Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning.

Stu: you are literally too stupid to insult. Alan: thank you.

Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time.

I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)...

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..."

"He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe."

"I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?"

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead."

"Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!"

"You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to."

Whew, that felt good! :D

attempted to 'dance like no one was watching', but someone happened to be watching, and mistook my dancing for a seizure and called an ambulance.