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PoeticWitch

11-18-2009 12:59 PM

:dots:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 7866)

Some people appreciate the poop. :shocking:

I never said I didn't appreciate it... I just asked really?

:dots:

SuperFemme

11-18-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubber.ducky (Post 7875)

:dots:

I never said I didn't appreciate it... I just asked really?

:dots:

Oh NO Rubbery One. I was not meaning to imply that you didn't appreciate it.
I just meant I posted it specifically for poop humorists.

PoeticWitch

11-18-2009 01:06 PM

how the devil did I :dots: twice? I only wanted one.. at the end... I only clicked it once.. I thought....:duck: OHOHOH!!! THAT IS SO MY SMILIE!!! TY!!!!!!!!!

suebee

11-18-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 7837)

I found the perfect item for our upcoming marketplace!

Behold! Poop w/corn soap on a rope. (I love Etsey)

http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_430xN.103090980.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 7877)

Oh NO Rubbery One. I was not meaning to imply that you didn't appreciate it.
I just meant I posted it specifically for poop humorists.

Evidently I have not yet evolved to this advanced level of poop humour. :soapbox: - which doesn't have a lot to do with anything - I just like it.

Praise poop soap on a rope! :bowdown:

PoeticWitch

11-18-2009 01:10 PM

um does anyone else besides me feel something strange in their tummy when they see the pic of the poop w/ corn on a rope?

Gemme

11-18-2009 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubber.ducky (Post 7885)

um does anyone else besides me feel something strange in their tummy when they see the pic of the poop w/ corn on a rope?

It looks more like a ginormous shaped wad of gum to me than poop. They need to add some coloring, I think.

PoeticWitch

11-19-2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 8168)

It looks more like a ginormous shaped wad of gum to me than poop. They need to add some coloring, I think.

yeah.. but still.. the corn is slightly disturbing...

:rubberducky:

Eddie

11-19-2009 08:14 PM

I enjoyed my lobster chowder soup for lunch but the fish tacos were very bland.

Gemme

11-20-2009 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubber.ducky (Post 8531)

yeah.. but still.. the corn is slightly disturbing...

:rubberducky:

Maybe the previous meal was a fiesta blend of veggies? Corn isn't digestible for many, many people so that doesn't bother me so much. The color is another story altogether.....:dozey:

Sweet_Pea

11-20-2009 03:42 PM

Ive heard raw carrots dont digest too well either. . . i wonder why?

PoeticWitch

11-20-2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet_Pea (Post 9272)

Ive heard raw carrots dont digest too well either. . . i wonder why?

no idea why but I can't eat raw carrots... or almost any raw veggie because I can't digest any of it... ok yeah I need to avoid this topic for the rest of the night.. my pills are upsetting my tummy and I dont like it... :(

Gemme

11-20-2009 08:11 PM

I'd forgotten how awesome the Malibu Stacy episode of the Simpsons is.

Diva	11-21-2009 01:12 AM

As I have eaten left~overs over the past week, I uncovered a bottle of wine I had hidden in the back of the refrigerator.

That makes me happy.

Sirena

11-21-2009 02:10 AM

My cat just puked next to the rabbit's pen and she freaked out. I had to clean up the puke and reassure the rabbit lol....

Totally random.

Enchantress

11-21-2009 02:53 AM

Do snails of attention spans?

Paphigleo

11-21-2009 03:47 AM

today my willpower was weak... I got a small Eggnog Milkshake... It was A-W-E-S-O-M-E

that is all

Semantics

11-21-2009 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 9467)

Do snails of attention spans?

Not really.

Lucky little bastards only have twenty thousand neurons.

Humans have one trillion. :brainsucker:

PoeticWitch

11-21-2009 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paphigleo (Post 9474)

today my willpower was weak... I got a small Eggnog Milkshake... It was A-W-E-S-O-M-E

that is all

damn it that is weak.. then I dont know what I am.. I always have at least a half gallon of eggnog in my fridge during this season.. but I only allow myself one small glass a day... *sigh*

Gemme

11-21-2009 09:45 AM

Oatmeal is yummy.

Oh, and yesterday was National Adoption Day.

Eddie

11-21-2009 10:55 AM

These pistachio crisps are like crack.

NotAnAverageGuy

11-21-2009 11:44 AM

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

thats my mom's conversations with my sister

Eddie

11-22-2009 11:49 AM

I love getting up early and watching the sunrise.

SassyLeo

11-22-2009 12:07 PM

my dad's dog is deaf... yet can still hear when the dog food cabinet door is opened.

:eyebrow:

Gemme

11-22-2009 04:03 PM

Conversations with my honey while I'm at work are the best!

BellaOctober1

11-22-2009 04:18 PM

Kill or Open the Door..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 3019)

So some chick shot and killed her girlfriend (here in KC) because she broke up with her. The girlfriend said, "I wanna break up", the chick replied, "then I have something for you". Two shots to the chest. WTF is wrong with people? :(

Might be another reason I am not into the local scene. :confused:

Hmm.. About 11 days ago, my partner of 12 years just asked me to be single. She's younger than I am by 12 years and she's a Butch going through midlife crisis in a big way.
The thought of killing the woman I've loved with all my heart for 12 years didn't even enter my mind. I've decided to be gracious and respectful to our years together and transition out the door.

Doesn't matter what orientation you are, a crime of passion is completely insane.

Jet	11-22-2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaOctober1 (Post 10316)

I've decided to be gracious and respectful to our years together and transition out the door.

Nice. Real Nice.

HumV4me

11-22-2009 04:35 PM

Reading random stuff.....................

Paphigleo

11-22-2009 05:50 PM

being woken *before* the alarm by the phone and being rewarded by a soft sweet voice has put a smile on my face!

Grinnin' Fool

Legendryder

11-22-2009 06:07 PM

Dang!! I held my finger down to long and the hotkey warning sound scared the crap outta me!!! :eek:

HumV4me

11-22-2009 06:09 PM

hotkey warning!!!

Legendryder

11-22-2009 06:15 PM

Made me jump in my desk chair. I'm too old to get a fright like that. I might have a heart attack or something. Sheesh.

HumV4me

11-22-2009 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendryder (Post 10383)

Made me jump in my desk chair. I'm too old to get a fright like that. I might have a heart attack or something. Sheesh.

Turn the volume key down on yer hotkey then. We wouldn't want you to croke on us. That wouldn't be nice.

LadyFlamezzz

11-22-2009 06:19 PM

oh i gotz loads of chit to say in this thread but first i must go OUTSIDE in the freaking cold azz weather and have a lil puff on a smoke!
During this excursion i shall try to think of something brilliant and amazing to say to Ya'll,lol

:chocolate:

Legendryder

11-22-2009 06:19 PM

Actually, I can't. I have a tv tuner in there, and it is all or nothing. I just have to remember to not rest my fingers on the keys while I am thinking. This is not the first time I have done this. Did it one time with Bob on my lap. Poor little guy got dumped into the floor. He was pissed.

Mister Bent

11-22-2009 07:00 PM

Any dog. Anywhere.

In any part of the country. Possibly in the world.

Feet smell like Fritos.

How is this possible?

HumV4me

11-22-2009 07:13 PM

Did lady ever come bac from her smoky?

LadyFlamezzz

11-22-2009 07:26 PM

You mean to tell me if i get a puppy and smell it's feetsies, I will smell fritos?
:sock::deepthoughts::brightbulb:
just when i haven't got a dog with in a mile of me,lol
I wonder if the same is true of DayWalkers ?

Vlasta

11-22-2009 07:41 PM

I am watching the Music Awards and Lady GaGa it's coming on and I am curious what she will do this time .

HumV4me

11-22-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyFlamezzz (Post 10449)

LOL Are you smell'n Day's feet? Oh to be a fly on the wall @ your house... I hope He wakes up and hazy / dazily looks @ you... then drifts back into sleep just to question you later about what He thought may have been a dream. :huhlaugh::pointing:

Fri......toessssssssssss. HMMMM.

Diva	11-22-2009 07:56 PM

Someone left a box of Lorna Doone's in my pantry. A brand spankin' (Yes, I said spankin'!) new and unopened box of LD's.....

They are open NOW. :D

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