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Tcountry 09-15-2010 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MysticOceansFL (Post 191470)
Wish I had a sane femme girlfriend!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...


Oh so Granted...Your sane femme gf is a super bitch...
& Zimmy's anatomy group is now in hell... lmao

I wish these storms would go away... ;)

Gemme 09-15-2010 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 191630)

I wish these storms would go away... ;)

Granted! The storms left you a rain check; they'll be back and worse than they are now!

I wish I knew where my pink razor was.

suebee 09-15-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 191717)
Granted! The storms left you a rain check; they'll be back and worse than they are now!

I wish I knew where my pink razor was.

I borrowed it. You want it back now?

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...da/VICIOUS.jpg


I wish I could build the house of my dreams.

Zimmeh 09-15-2010 06:02 PM

Wish Granted..They are headed for Bermuda and disappearing...

I wish I had some ice cream right now..

Zimmy

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 191630)
I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...


Oh so Granted...Your sane femme gf is a super bitch...
& Zimmy's anatomy group is now in hell... lmao

I wish these storms would go away... ;)


Miami 09-15-2010 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ZimmygLrL (Post 191908)
Wish Granted..They are headed for Bermuda and disappearing...

I wish I had some ice cream right now..

Zimmy

Wish granted! Enjoy your squidcicle. lol Hey, they actually HAVE these things in Japan. I watch Andrew Zimmer on the Food Channel... LOL
I wish I could get out of this damn depression....

Tcountry 09-16-2010 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Miami (Post 191937)
I wish I could get out of this damn depression....

I wish I could build the house of my dreams.[/QUOTE]

Oh Sooo Granted...
Your depression is over but the economic depression is just beginning..

The house of your dreams is built on quicksand...enjoy until it sinks...lol

I Wish...today was over already...(it's only 1am) :)

Miami 09-16-2010 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 192076)
I wish I could build the house of my dreams.

Oh Sooo Granted...
Your depression is over but the economic depression is just beginning..

The house of your dreams is built on quicksand...enjoy until it sinks...lol

I Wish...today was over already...(it's only 1am) :)[/QUOTE]
Congratulations, today is now tomorrow, but it's the same as today. And to make matters worse, since you've messed with the time/space continuum, you're doomed to live this day again, and again, and again, ad infinatum, ad naseum. lol

I wish I had enough money to go out this weekend...

Tcountry 09-16-2010 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Miami (Post 192090)
QUOTE]

I wish I had enough money to go out this weekend...

Wish granted...U are out...but not enough money to get back home... rotten luck!

I wish we get our quarterly bonus at our meeting today...

Miami 09-16-2010 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 192092)
Wish granted...U are out...but not enough money to get back home... rotten luck!

I wish we get our quarterly bonus at our meeting today...


POOF! Wish granted, you just got your quarterly bonus, and a pink slip to boot! Better luck next time!

I wish I could go to NYC for my birthday!! :)

Tcountry 09-16-2010 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Miami (Post 192099)

I wish I could go to NYC for my birthday!! :)

Granted for sure! Welcome to New York, IA...look it up it is a dinky township...lol

I wish it was nice enough to ride my bike all year long...

Arwen 09-16-2010 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 192117)
Granted for sure! Welcome to New York, IA...look it up it is a dinky township...lol

I wish it was nice enough to ride my bike all year long...


Granted, but your bike is this one now:http://freewheelbike.com/merchant/58...site/Miker.JPG

I wish I had a book to read right now.

Tcountry 09-16-2010 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 192249)

Granted, but your bike is this one now:http://freewheelbike.com/merchant/58...site/Miker.JPG

I wish I had a book to read right now.

Granted..."100 years of Solitude" in Spanish...enjoy! :)

I wish I had a house like in HGTV...

Gemme 09-16-2010 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 192374)
Granted..."100 years of Solitude" in Spanish...enjoy! :)

I wish I had a house like in HGTV...

Granted! Your house is beautiful and perfectly staged, however, it's not real. You knock on the door and it falls apart. Too bad.

I wish I had an endless supply of circus peanuts.

Arwen 09-27-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 198651)
Granted! You wanted sea green hair with purple polka dots, right?

I wish that I had more energy.


Granted! You now have the energy of Dugan times ten.

And Dugan so keep up.

I wish you were at my house right now.

Gemme 09-27-2010 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 198884)

Granted! You now have the energy of Dugan times ten.

And Dugan so keep up.

I wish you were at my house right now.

Poof! I'm at your house but you are at work and I don't have a key anymore, so I'm going to go back home now. :blink:

I wish (again) that I won the lottery and scored, after taxes, enough to take lavishly care of myself and my loved ones for the rest of their lives.

Gemme 09-27-2010 05:22 PM

I kinda wish I knew what June was talking about now. :blink:

Billy 09-27-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 199075)
I kinda wish I knew what June was talking about now. :blink:

It seems that Arwen must have posted something naked , imagine that :cigar2:And I missed it :blink:

dark_crystal 09-27-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 199075)
I kinda wish I knew what June was talking about now. :blink:

oh i think it was the circus peanut girl. i don't remember that clearly but i think she has some nipplage srsly i am sorry

Gemme 09-27-2010 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy (Post 199076)
It seems that Arwen must have posted something naked , imagine that :cigar2:And I missed it :blink:


Riiiight?

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 199077)
oh i think it was the circus peanut girl. i don't remember that clearly but i think she has some nipplage srsly i am sorry

Ohhhhh....:brightbulb:....darn. I liked the pic, though. Kinda sweet 'n creepy, all at once.

dark_crystal 09-27-2010 08:06 PM

ok carry on...nothing to see here.....

i wish i had a 100-calorie lemon-filled donut

Gemme 09-27-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 199223)
ok carry on...nothing to see here.....

i wish i had a 100-calorie lemon-filled donut

Congrats! Your 100 calorie lemon-filled jelly donut is here. Here is your magnifying glass to find it. Good luck!

:detective:

I wish for a year of unmarred good health.

dark_crystal 10-13-2010 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 199257)
Congrats! Your 100 calorie lemon-filled jelly donut is here. Here is your magnifying glass to find it. Good luck!

:detective:

I wish for a year of unmarred good health.

wish granted! as soon as you move into your new home and as long as you don't come out till 10/13/2011

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/def...6/jackoBug.jpg

i wish i could bring my dog to work!

Gemme 10-13-2010 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 207126)


i wish i could bring my dog to work!

Yay! You can bring Fido to work. You always wanted to work in a kennel, right?

I wish that the pup could speak to us in human (perferably English) when he needs to go outside.

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 207367)
Yay! You can bring Fido to work. You always wanted to work in a kennel, right?

I wish that the pup could speak to us in human (perferably English) when he needs to go outside.

Wish Granted, but it turns out Pup has quite the vocabulary..and uses it..all the time. Day in and day out. As a matter of fact, Pup never shuts up now. It appears pup knew all along you couldn't understand 'dog' so pup was just waiting for the moment you would be able to understand everything Pup every wanted to say....Good luck resting...

I wish my house would clean itself

Tcountry 10-26-2010 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214417)
I wish my house would clean itself

Wish granted...it cleans itself and you and makes sure anyone who enters is clean as well...:blink:

I wish relationships were easier.

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 214419)
Wish granted...it cleans itself and you and makes sure anyone who enters is clean as well...:blink:

I wish relationships were easier.

LOL!!!! Perfect!!!!!

Alakazam!!! Relationships are easier!!! Your relationship with the local bank teller, gas station attendant, and butcher are perfect! No issues with communication or cheating - they know you shop around, and they don't mind a bit. They are never harsh with you or offer anything but profound thanks. They are always thrilled to see you.

I wish I could finish writing the next chapter..

Tcountry 10-26-2010 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214423)
LOL!!!! Perfect!!!!!

Alakazam!!! Relationships are easier!!! Your relationship with the local bank teller, gas station attendant, and butcher are perfect! No issues with communication or cheating - they know you shop around, and they don't mind a bit. They are never harsh with you or offer anything but profound thanks. They are always thrilled to see you.

I wish I could finish writing the next chapter..

But of course...the next chapter is finished....:| altho we have No Idea what language it is in...lol

I wish I had my dream job, now.

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 214425)
But of course...the next chapter is finished....:| altho we have No Idea what language it is in...lol

I wish I had my dream job, now.

Who knew your dream job was *ahem* cleaning up at the zoo?? The elephants say thank you though - it was a big job....

I wish I could find the song that's been "right there" all night...

Tcountry 10-26-2010 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214434)
Who knew your dream job was *ahem* cleaning up at the zoo?? The elephants say thank you though - it was a big job....

I wish I could find the song that's been "right there" all night...

It is right here...come to Nebraska and get it...wear warm clothes it is cold here...lol

I wish everyone used ethanol in their cars...

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 214436)
It is right here...come to Nebraska and get it...wear warm clothes it is cold here...lol

I wish everyone used ethanol in their cars...

LOL!

Everyone uses ethanol in their cars; however they find it didn't do a thing for the upholstery....

I wish people would be kinder to strangers and those less fortunate..

Tcountry 10-26-2010 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214440)
LOL!

Everyone uses ethanol in their cars; however they find it didn't do a thing for the upholstery....

I wish people would be kinder to strangers and those less fortunate..

Everyone is kind to everyone until there is not a stranger left...*looking* who's that guy in your shower?

I wish some moments could last forever...

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 214455)
Everyone is kind to everyone until there is not a stranger left...*looking* who's that guy in your shower?

I wish some moments could last forever...

Some moments can last forever, what a shame you didn't specify which ones....remember that time in grade school? mmhmm, that one...forever.

I wish my hot water heater would have decided my bath was worth letting hot water last until the very last moment...so that the shower that followed could have been as comfortable!

dark_crystal 10-26-2010 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214458)
Some moments can last forever, what a shame you didn't specify which ones....remember that time in grade school? mmhmm, that one...forever.

I wish my hot water heater would have decided my bath was worth letting hot water last until the very last moment...so that the shower that followed could have been as comfortable!

Improved hot water heater- just add nose clothespin!

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/149/...4l3BF8tfFm.jpg

i wish i had Hocus Pocus on DVD!

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 214493)
Improved hot water heater- just add nose clothespin!

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/149/...4l3BF8tfFm.jpg

i wish i had Hocus Pocus on DVD!

*Shakes wand* Zaaa..*shakes it again* Zaaazaaaa *Shakes it again* Zap!!! You have Hocus Pocus on DVD, Downloadable VeeJay Disks. Enjoy Karaoke!! :D

I wish the trees wouldn't give into the rain and let their leaves fall to the ground!

1PlayfulFemme 10-29-2010 08:51 PM

*Drops pin* ut oh. Maybe that wish was a lil too wishy?? :)

How 'bout...

I wish my pumpkin carving skills would improve by morning, so after the carving is done, my jack-o looks like it does in my mind!!

Gemme 10-29-2010 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 216934)
*Drops pin* ut oh. Maybe that wish was a lil too wishy?? :)

How 'bout...

I wish my pumpkin carving skills would improve by morning, so after the carving is done, my jack-o looks like it does in my mind!!

Done, but I don't think your HOA is going to approve of Picasso-style carved pumpkins.

I wish we found the perfect place in the perfect location to live.

sweetfemme247 10-29-2010 08:55 PM

wish I could find someone, who dont cheat, lie or pretend to love you and dont

1PlayfulFemme 10-29-2010 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 216937)
Done, but I don't think your HOA is going to approve of Picasso-style carved pumpkins.

I wish we found the perfect place in the perfect location to live.


And so you have!!! Too bad about the commute tho....it's a loooong way back to reality my dear!

I wish someone would come fix dinner for me. Just this once. I don't feel like cooking tonight! :)

Miami 10-29-2010 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 216946)
And so you have!!! Too bad about the commute tho....it's a loooong way back to reality my dear!

I wish someone would come fix dinner for me. Just this once. I don't feel like cooking tonight! :)


Poof! Your wish is granted... For dinner, you get Balout (Boiled fertilized duck eggs), curried dog with a side of thousand year tofu, and a nice hot cup of mate'. Hehehehe... I watch WAY too much Andrew Zimmer on Food Channel. lol

I wish my TV picked up more channels.


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