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Soft*Silver 09-10-2012 10:42 PM

1) I have lived in places where there were cults that killed people, nuclear power plants that often leaked, serial killers that were never found, and satanic plots to kill community members

2) I have a haughty disregard for orange junk food...

3) I am deathly afraid to even be in a room where people talk about ghosts or the paranormal...and if you insist on doing so, I will have a literal melt down

4) I lost my brother and my father in the month of September. Its a tough month emotionally

5) I ran away once as a teenager..

jac 09-11-2012 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stone4play (Post 473825)
I'm kinda sorta OCD... all the way to the point of making sure every item in the cabinet is face front so I can see what I have in stock.

I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it.

I always fall asleep with a movie unless it can catch my attention in the first five minutes... and I cannot get into a movie if I haven't seen it from the beginning. No jumping into it 10 or 15 minutes in... not happening.

I'm a throwback of the 70s and 80s... can listen to that era of music all day long with no problem.

I'm not a happy gy without my morning coffee... just sayin

Here's five MORE things...

I eat cold leftovers straight from the fridge, door wide open and all

I will refold clothes if I don't like the way someone else folded them

When writing in a personally-owned notebook, I start from the last page and work my way to the front of the book

I have to wipe the face of my cellphone completely clean after talking on it or texting for some time

I have to use Pine Sol when I clean, even if I use bleach or other cleaners
"It's not fully clean till it's Pine Sol clean" Addicted to the smell :eyebrow:

Katniss 09-11-2012 08:12 AM

1. I *despise* going to the doctor (I don't even have one...my PCP is the local urgent care walk-in clinic).....to the point twice last year a "common cold" ended up with overnight admittance to the E.R.

2. I am a fairly good cook but occasionally when all by myself for dinner will eat Ravioli straight from the can....cold.

3. I "live" in my books...dog eared, underlines, notes jotted in margins, etc.

4. I hate healthy cereal and will buy the sugary "kiddie" kind...always.

5. The sight of those bright orange "circus peanuts" candy literally make me gag. (had an ex long ago who ate those all the time) But gosh do I love candy corn!

6. As a child I thought "Speedy Gonzales" was real and would set elaborate traps with cheese to catch him. (<--rich, inner life)

7. I have trouble following rules (ex: this is #7 on a 'post 5' thread)


Katniss~~

jac 09-11-2012 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 651672)
1. I *despise* going to the doctor (I don't even have one...my PCP is the local urgent care walk-in clinic).....to the point twice last year a "common cold" ended up with overnight admittance to the E.R. I do too!! And when Spritz sees this, I'm gonna catch flack for it too!

2. I am a fairly good cook but occasionally when all by myself for dinner will eat Ravioli straight from the can....cold. Me toooooo, but I eat spaghettios!!

3. I "live" in my books...dog eared, underlines, notes jotted in margins, etc. I learned to do this in college and do it all the time when I read now lol

4. I hate healthy cereal and will buy the sugary "kiddie" kind...always. My fave is Sugar Smacks :)

5. The sight of those bright orange "circus peanuts" candy literally make me gag. (had an ex long ago who ate those all the time) But gosh do I love candy corn! I am a circus peanut candy eater extraordinaire but I like candy corn too :p

6. As a child I thought "Speedy Gonzales" was real and would set elaborate traps with cheese to catch him. (<--rich, inner life) Loved that cartoon!! Bot SlowPoke was my fave... watched 'em all the time!!

7. I have trouble following rules (ex: this is #7 on a 'post 5' thread) Okay here's where we differ...


Katniss~~

But wow, overall, kinda freaky in a way and really cool all at the same time :pointing:

lilapache 09-11-2012 09:06 AM

1. i'm a tattooed freak with no brain to mouth filter
2. push my temper and i push back
3. leave my creamer alone
4. *smiles* i can get you in more trouble than you can shake a stick at
5. i actually do a *lil apache dance* ... that alone is scary... *laughs*

Soft*Silver 09-27-2012 08:39 PM

I am a scatterbrained person! I lose everything, and forget the rest!

I love heidi klum

I love the new licorice that is filled with smuckers grape or strawberry jelly

I would be hostile if I was ever caught on Prank My Mom

My answer to the question of god is a blank stare...

Gemme 09-27-2012 08:42 PM

I have mystery marks on me from the Reunion.

I've done 3.5 loads of laundry today!

I had grasshopper chocolate cake tonight.

I like it when puppies have the hiccups.

I may have a slight addiction to soda, especially Coke.

Novelafemme 09-27-2012 08:48 PM

1. I love the word SHAZAM!

2. Blackeyed peas make me want to die.

3. So does the word "snack".

4. Mr. Potato Head creeps me out. But I do like his eyeglasses.

5. Sometimes I like to analyze my farts.

Kenna 09-27-2012 09:03 PM

sometimes I can't fall asleep without listening to MASH reruns.. I hit "play all" and about 10 minutes later I'm out..

I hate the thought of buying Cable TV because I am a chronic "flipper " of channels

I like to find/watch frogs and lizards but will kill a snake in a heartbeat

I hate onions

I miss listening to really old music on my Gramma's old crank up Thomas Edison record player

Ranger Butch Force 09-27-2012 09:44 PM

1. I can not do a cartwheel.
2. I will fall asleep on the bus but wake up every 2 or 3 minutes because I'm scared that I will miss my stop.
3. I have eaten an entire 5lbs. bag of red grapes in one sitting.
4. I use the word MOOP in the default world.
5. I sing silly songs about my dog, to my dog, horribly.

macele 09-27-2012 09:48 PM

1. i like to scare cats. like, boo! and the cat jumps 5 feet lol.

2. a cup of coffee can sit on the desk all day. i can drink it that afternoon. (cold)

3. i always have a pair of shoes without shoestrings. my go-water-the-plants shoes. but i'll wear those dirty, shoestringless shoes to the store! and then to the club! (jk) lol

4. age and life (i guess), has lead me down the path of mean. i'll say what i mean and mean what i say. sometimes it's ... well ... mean.

5. i like grits. when i'm done, i lick the plate.

Angeltoes 09-27-2012 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ranger Butch Force (Post 663171)
1. I can not do a cartwheel.
2. I will fall asleep on the bus but wake up every 2 or 3 minutes because I'm scared that I will miss my stop.
3. I have eaten an entire 5lbs. bag of red grapes in one sitting.
4. I use the work MOOP in the default world.
5. I sing silly songs about my dog, to my dog, horribly.

You're not really in Black Rock...did you go to Burning Man??? I was there in 2001 and 2002.

LoyalWolfsBlade 09-27-2012 11:14 PM

1. I am old school about many things...like writing something with pen and paper before typing it...this does not mean I do not know how it means I believe some things should be done the old school way. Old school is my term for any time before the advent of comps and especially cell phones

2. I really do hate labels...they are only good for pinning someone into a box

3. I have a softer side and am not ashamed to admit it but you must know me first before I will trust you with it.

4. I miss silly cartoons like the Flintstones, Micky Mouse, Speed Racer and shows like Happy Days I Love Lucy...thankfully I have cable

5. I have no tolerance for hate and judgement of others or of any kind from anyone and this has gotten me into trouble.

firegal 09-28-2012 06:42 AM

1. The taste of raw tomatoes make me gag!

2. I love wearing socks to bed.

3 Dry feet rubbing together give me the willies!...wanna run and throw lotion on them!

4. Ive always wanted to be a lawyer!

5. I stole a carton[not just a pack] of cigarettes when i was in 7th grade

6. dad found above cigs under my bed....i,m still on restriction!

uglyboi 11-25-2012 09:40 AM

I don't want to know this!
 
I can’t breathe when I wear corduroy.

I always ask people if they want to see a magic trick although I dont know any magic.

I have eaten mothballs, thinking they were candy. The taste stays in your mouth for a very long time.

I always eat chocolate bunnies by eating them feet first so the rabbit suffers. I hack off the feet, the hands, the little bunny tail. Then last, I bite off their heads. If you do the head first, the bunny can't hear itself scream!

I'm petrified of skunks and I'm convinced there's always one lurking in the bushes waiting to spray me.

clay 11-25-2012 10:43 AM

My heart & soul are genuine and full of love
My life is simple, humble yet beautiful
I believe in living life gentle
Love fills my soul and I am generous with it
I am very tenderhearted...

puddin' 11-28-2012 04:59 PM

oy, do i hafta. lol
 
i'm bof strong and gentle
i LOVE to play
i LOVE to cook, and feed
i am funny as
i am simple and kind

NJFemmie 11-28-2012 05:08 PM

Some of my surprise sneezes will scare the crap out of you

I can burp like my father

You may not want to be around me should I decide to consume dairy products (like father, like daughter, heh)

I'm a chronic radio station changer

I'm not top of my game when I am denied coffee in the morning

clay 11-28-2012 06:02 PM

age
weight
religion
political affiliation
regularity

puddin' 11-28-2012 06:17 PM

i love corn chips. ana flavour or variation
i adore grapes and bleu cheese
i cultivate/adore friendships
i have re-dicovered oysters
i am silly as (okay. so most all you already know dis!)

deb_U_taunt 11-28-2012 09:34 PM

1. I put my job first much too often.

2. I have no/low tolerance for lazy.

3. I don't like going out to restaurants.

4. I talk in fragmented sentences (drives a co-worker nuts).

5. I tend to jump in with both feet and work on the details later.

Miss_J 11-29-2012 05:34 PM

1. I pick at my food w my fingers(unless I'm in public)
2. I can't tolerate when people blow their nose at the table (gag)
3. I talk baby talk to my dog because it makes her happy(ok me too)
4. Sometimes I make up stories about when I was a kid and tell them to by goddaughter to entertain her.
5. When I leave for work in the morning I have to touch the door twice to make certain its closed and locked.

tonaderspeisung 12-04-2012 06:14 PM

1 - i wish my hair smelled like my horsehair saddle soap brush
2 - google+ thinks i may know nicki minaj
3 - i saw a picture of lee atwater today and thought it was ted bundy
4 - i'm creeped out by how cows just stare at you - all menacing and indifferent at the same time
5 - i've had thelma houston's don't leave me this way stuck in my head all day and caught my self doing a tony manero-esqe strut, mouthing the backing vocal doubles, while at work

Ginger 12-04-2012 06:54 PM

1) I sleep with a bite guard and a sleep mask
2) I like to leave my ear buds in, on the train, and keep the music off, so people talk around me and think I can't hear. I even nod my head a little, like I'm grooving out on the beat.
3) I eat pineapple chunks and peas out of the can.
4) I use a turkey baster to suction up the water in the saucers under my plants at work, and squirt it back into the soil. It sounds like I'm having a gastronomical crisis in my office.
5) I'm laughing out loud right now like a crazy person, watching Bruno

Hollylane 01-23-2013 10:24 PM

1) I generally can't sit/lie still for very long. My body is always in motion, even when I sleep.

2) Since my roommate moved out, I have become romantically involved with my anal retentive side. I smile to myself, while strolling across my clean carpets, because I know where everything is, and that if I use it, I will find it back in the same place the next time I want it.

3) When I load the dishwasher, the silverware baskets are each assigned a utensil type.

4) My brain never shuts off, I am constantly thinking of something other than what I am talking about, or doing. This causes me some issues with insomnia.
Years ago, Ellen did a skit, that totally reminds me of myself. If you watch the video below from 6:04, it is the part about trying to sleep (but the whole video is hysterical). Some of this is so close to exactly what happens to me nightly, that it is scary.



5) When I eat sandwiches (not often, because I avoid bread), I like to have chips in them, preferably restaurant style corn chips.

StrongButch 01-28-2013 10:40 AM

5 things
 
1) My house is always clean 2) If im working on a project let me focus 3) I spend an hour a day searching the web and looking at other peoples photography 4) I dont like to be given teddybears 5) No dolls are allowed in my house.

Novelafemme 01-28-2013 12:04 PM

1. Nothing makes me happier than a clean pantry with all the labels facing me. :blink:

2. If you startle me, my first reaction is anger. My second reaction is laughter.

3. I don't like candy, but I can polish-off an entire bag of black licorice in one sitting.

4. I have been known to do yard work with no shirt on.

5. Thinking about, looking at pictures of, or contemplating being near a shark makes me cringe and I will quite possibly have a panic attack. Or cry.

~ocean 01-28-2013 01:08 PM

I withdraw when scared
I follow hym, not lead
confusion overwhelms me
my eyes can sting
I'm hard to get to know ~ inside

PinkieLee 01-28-2013 01:23 PM

1. My least favorite chore around the house, is dusting.

2. I love to do laundry.... the smell of clothes, washed in Gain, right out of the dryer is one of my most favorite scents.

3. I don't like to eat chicken on a bone... unless they are buffalo hot wings.

4. I seriously think that I have narcolepsy. If my body is at rest for any given time, I will smooth fall asleep. (ask my honey what it is like to watch a movie with me... if it doesn't grab my interest in the first 10 minutes, I will fall asleep)

5. When I climb stairs, I always count the steps. I have no idea when this started or why.

JAGG 01-28-2013 01:56 PM

I can not stand the feel of panty hose.
I can only two step and slow dance.
I love to get petty people stirred up .Just for my own entertainment.
I will eat left over sushi for breakfast.
I listen to polka music when I clean.

Ginger 01-28-2013 01:59 PM

I love this thread, it's delightful.

Novelafemme 01-28-2013 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 739072)
I can not stand the feel of panty hose.
I can only two step and slow dance.
I love to get petty people stirred up .Just for my own entertainment.
I will eat left over sushi for breakfast.
I listen to polka music when I clean.

How many times do we femmes have to tell you to STOP wearing panty hose under your work uniform!!!

Novelafemme 01-28-2013 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IslandScout (Post 739076)
I love this thread, it's delightful.

YOU, lovely IslandScout, are delightful <3

MsM 01-28-2013 02:57 PM

1. I'm very sensitive, but try to act tough so no one hurts me.
2. I don't like sugary sweets.
3. I pluck every morning, no stray hairs allowed.
4. I can be a size queen. Ahem.
5. I lost my sister to drugs, but found her again after 20 years.

falloutmk 01-28-2013 03:19 PM

1. Sometimes when I get dressed up and high femme I do add a rainbow in hope of other femmes checking me out.
2. I almost always journal when I'm angry.
3. I'll eat almost anything covered in chocolate, crickets included.:chocolate:
4. I am in love with Kesha at times.
5. I prefer stuffed animals to the real, you have to take care of them kind.

dixie 01-28-2013 03:58 PM


- I fall asleep listening to Russian speed metal and Norwegian aggrotech.

- I have to always have my toenails painted, usually in unusual colors.

- Other than my eyebrows and the hair on my head, every inch of my body is plucked, waxed, or shaved.

- I can not dance. Well, not with another person anyhoo. (Slow dancing, etc)

- I realized earlier that usually when I am around animals (other than domestic cats and dogs) it is usually in a dangerous manner, i.e. corralling rodeo bulls, alligator wrangling, snake handling/catching, dangling off the end of a catamaran during a shark feeding frenzy, feeding bears, being chased by rabid foxes, etc....hmmm.




Ginger 02-15-2013 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie (Post 739128)


- I realized earlier that usually when I am around animals (other than domestic cats and dogs) it is usually in a dangerous manner, i.e. corralling rodeo bulls, alligator wrangling, snake handling/catching, dangling off the end of a catamaran during a shark feeding frenzy, feeding bears, being chased by rabid foxes, etc....hmmm.



Holy shit!

Ginger 02-15-2013 11:38 PM

  • I believe in aliens.
  • I love coconut ice bars.


Sorry I just read the rules. I had items that weren't quirks.

diamondrose 02-16-2013 12:45 AM

1. if I am on an elevator that gets to crowded it freaks me out. I will get off that elevator and wait for the next.

2. At night, the blinds or curtains in the windows have to be closed or my mind will run with the idea that some strange person will come up to my window and peek in.

3. I am very anal on how raw meat should be handled in the kitchen.

4, I will never take the trash out in the dark.

5. I am anal about flossing my teeth and always have floss handy .

MsTinkerbelly 02-16-2013 01:00 AM

I always put my left sock on first

Different types of food on my plate can't touch

I won't eat gravy unless it is on biscuits

I always chew on the right side of my mouth

If I leave the house or the car the keys have to be in my hand.


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