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nycfem 06-28-2012 06:39 PM

What's one thing you do that Kat finds annoying, and one thing Kat does that you find annoying?

Turtle 06-29-2012 12:31 AM

(((((((( GRECO )))))))) Magnificent!!! Thanks so much for being will to put yourself out there, to do it, and to share your experience! YAY!!!

aishah 06-29-2012 01:01 AM

still waiting for a truth!

are there any other people waiting? i want to dish some out :P

catching up on this thread is so much fun. love y'all!

Greco 06-29-2012 06:49 AM

cara
 
cara, your values of love, respect for others, and self-reliance are all solid values to live by so thank you for taking the truth dare, I can vouch for it not being an easy thing to do. Also, excuse me for taking so long to respond to your answer.

enjoy your day, Greco


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Originally Posted by cara (Post 607595)
hmmm... it's a toss up between love, respect for others, and self-reliance. I can't pick just one!

:stillheart:


nycfem 06-29-2012 08:26 AM

What is your current polyamorous arrangement and how's it working for you?

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Originally Posted by aishah (Post 608683)
still waiting for a truth!


gaea 06-29-2012 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aishah (Post 608683)
still waiting for a truth!

are there any other people waiting? i want to dish some out :P

catching up on this thread is so much fun. love y'all!

yep im waiting for a truth

nycfem 06-29-2012 12:42 PM

Tell us an embarrassing story about yourself involving toilet humor (poop, pee, or farts).

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Originally Posted by gaea (Post 608902)
yep im waiting for a truth


Talon 06-29-2012 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 607775)
Ok rule maker. Here is your dare. You may not know her but I do and she is a great sport. So you are going to thread stalk Talon. Go to her page read all her posts and thank every one regardless of what they say, I mean thank at least 40 in a row. So when she looks at her CP all that's on there are thanked posts from you. Lol then u must quote at least the last ten of her posts and make some bizarre simple comment. For example if she posted something about flea markets say something like, I bought 6 fleas for a dollar here last week at a flea market.then after comment on the threads, go to her page and say, you don't seem to post much on the threads. Would love to see you post more.always your friend Gaea aka , trick rider aka mama pizza lover aka girl wonder. Ok let us know when your done

Jagg!...You evil little prick....I will very slowly and with a sawing motion remove your balls with a dull butterknife!!

:rant:

...All right, I guess ya got me...Mr. Dickly...:hrmph:......:huhlaugh:

Parker 06-29-2012 01:32 PM

I'd like to dip my toe into the water with a truth. :winky:

JAGG 06-29-2012 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Talon (Post 608944)
Jagg!...You evil little prick....I will very slowly and with a sawing motion remove your balls with a dull butterknife!!

:rant:

...All right, I guess ya got me...Mr. Dickly...:hrmph:......:huhlaugh:

Yikes and I thought TheDivahrrself was evil!!! Oh come on now you know you love me!!!!! Good thing I'm fast. I'm hard to catch , I zig and zag, I'm pretty slippery! Blows kisses to Talon!!!

Parker 06-29-2012 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by June (Post 609049)
Parker, tell us about how it felt to kiss a girl/woman for the first time. We'll work our way up to 2nd base later when we'ved lulled you into a false sense of security.

Oh good god damn, woman, you are making me reach back 20 years!

Coming out for me was so hard - there was so much shame - and it took me, literally, years to come to terms with not only who I was but that it was ok; and it all happened right when I first joined the Navy, which I always felt was kind of ironic.

Interestingly enough, I dont remember the first time I kissed a woman. I remember the first time a woman touched my hand in a suggestive way - she was on watch duty and I was visiting her because it was late at night and I thought she could use the company. She was the first lesbian I'd ever "known" and we met right after boot camp when we were waiting to go to airman apprenticeship school (a basic school for those of us who just "signed up" and didnt have an actual job yet).

When she touched my hand, I froze - I had no idea what to do with myself. Spending so many years kinda sorta thinking you like girls but being told that was wrong, while trying to like boys even though that felt weird created an unbelievable lack of experience - so it wasnt as though I had been through this before with dudes - I literally had no clue what to do.

All I remember is my head feeling very thick, I got quite dizzy, and a voice in my head just kept screaming, "kiss her damnit! kiss her!"

Eventually - which in reality was probably like 2 seconds later lol, I pulled my hand away and made an excuse as to why I had to leave. :blink:

The next "first" I remember with a woman was my first sexual experience, which started out as though I had no idea what body parts were what! Again, I froze and I was so scared and unsure of myself. It wasnt that it felt "wrong" it was more like I felt like I wasnt "allowed" to be doing this and feeling this way. I was scared and excited, unsure and ready for anything, I was filled with shame and boldness at the same time.

In the beginning, the shame and fear won out and she literally had to put my hands where she wanted them and talk me through things; but eventually, the boldness won out and I was able to wrap my head around what I was doing, let go, and just run with it.

It's fun to look back on that scared little baby dyke now and remember how scary all of those firsts were - a time when you thought every mistake would be remembered and mocked forever, without realizing that the exploration was the fun part ... and really, kinda the point. :winky:

gaea 06-30-2012 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by gaea (Post 608902)
yep im waiting for a truth

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Originally Posted by nycfembbw (Post 608924)
Tell us an embarrassing story about yourself involving toilet humor (poop, pee, or farts).

omg really lol

digging in deep on this one....

I was 10 or 11 and my dad had picked me up for the weekend and we went clothes shopping for me and i got the cutest new pair of jeans and a couple new blouses, anyway we went to dads AA meeting somewhere in downtown and there were absolutely no bathrooms to be found...at least by me anyway and i was looking trust me....there was a balcony of some sorts and i stepped out onto it and really had no choice when my bladder burst all on its own....after the meeting i was in tears telling my dad what had happened, he felt really bad and told me that from now on he would show me the restrooms first in strange places...oy i cant believe i just shared that awful memory.

ill take another truth though

Parker 06-30-2012 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaea (Post 609306)
ill take another truth though

I'm good with another one as well, if someone has one. :winky:

nycfem 07-01-2012 05:00 PM

Gaea, what are three habits that other people have that you find annoying?

nycfem 07-01-2012 05:01 PM

Parker, do you like eggs and if so how do you like them cooked?

Parker 07-01-2012 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nycfembbw (Post 609883)
Parker, do you like eggs and if so how do you like them cooked?

Girl, I love eggs! They piss off my tummy (IBS), but I love them just the same. lol

I like to make scrambled eggs with a splash of milk, a sprinkle of Bisquick, and a dollop of Dijon mustard, which I then mix with diced and fried potatoes right in the skillet - top it all with cheese and sometimes I add some grilled chicken and wrap it all up in a tortilla. :winky:

But my favorite is sunny side up so I can mix the runny yokes with my hash browns. :)

clay 07-01-2012 05:46 PM

bellying up to bar...ordering a DARE....grinz

ferret 07-01-2012 05:55 PM

I think this thread scares me just a little, but I'll offer myself up for a truth.

nycfem 07-01-2012 06:02 PM

Dammmnnn, you don't mess around! Sounds delicious!

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Originally Posted by Parker (Post 609896)
Girl, I love eggs! They piss off my tummy (IBS), but I love them just the same. lol

I like to make scrambled eggs with a splash of milk, a sprinkle of Bisquick, and a dollop of Dijon mustard, which I then mix with diced and fried potatoes right in the skillet - top it all with cheese and sometimes I add some grilled chicken and wrap it all up in a tortilla. :winky:

But my favorite is sunny side up so I can mix the runny yokes with my hash browns. :)


nycfem 07-01-2012 06:04 PM

In your profile it says for relationship status "I'm nobody's type." Why do you think that you are nobody's type?

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Originally Posted by ferret (Post 609917)
I think this thread scares me just a little, but I'll offer myself up for a truth.


Parker 07-01-2012 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 609909)
bellying up to bar...ordering a DARE....grinz

Ok Clay ......


Let's see ..... I dare you to write a really moving piece of poetry (at least 12 lines long) about something or someone you are completely passionate about and then post it in the "What Pissed You Off Today?" thread.


Parker 07-01-2012 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycfembbw (Post 609921)
Dammmnnn, you don't mess around! Sounds delicious!

I dont play when it comes to food! :winky:

ferret 07-01-2012 06:17 PM

It's been my experience that where I live, a lot of femmes generally are interested in dating another femme. Or, people will get to know me, and/or eventually see a picture of me, and they drop of the face of the earth. I don't think I'm a troll or anything....And I certainly don't think I'm "too butch." Maybe it's because I'm honest to the point of being blunt (I feel like sometimes when people say they want honesty or the truth, that they just want a little bit, if that makes sense). I never thought it would be as hard as it is to find that connection with someone - both the physical and emotional- but apparently, it is. LOL, sorry. That's probably more of an answer than you bargained for.

nycfem 07-01-2012 06:23 PM

I think it's a very thoughtful answer and appreciate your honesty. Thank you.

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Originally Posted by ferret (Post 609933)
It's been my experience that where I live, a lot of femmes generally are interested in dating another femme. Or, people will get to know me, and/or eventually see a picture of me, and they drop of the face of the earth. I don't think I'm a troll or anything....And I certainly don't think I'm "too butch." Maybe it's because I'm honest to the point of being blunt (I feel like sometimes when people say they want honesty or the truth, that they just want a little bit, if that makes sense). I never thought it would be as hard as it is to find that connection with someone - both the physical and emotional- but apparently, it is. LOL, sorry. That's probably more of an answer than you bargained for.


clay 07-01-2012 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Parker (Post 609930)
Ok Clay ......


Let's see ..... I dare you to write a really moving piece of poetry (at least 12 lines long) about something or someone you are completely passionate about and then post it in the "What Pissed You Off Today?" thread.


you're on buddy...working on that here shortly....grinz...cool dare...

Parker 07-01-2012 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 609938)
you're on buddy...working on that here shortly....grinz...cool dare...

Heh.

Dont forget to come in here and let us know when you did it - OH and dont say anything in your poem post about this thread or it being a dare. :sunglass:

clay 07-01-2012 07:26 PM

done! done! & done! ....:readfineprint:
(PS: I hope the thread po-po don't give me a ticket for "bad" poetry...:)...)

clay 07-01-2012 07:35 PM

grinz...me wikes dis...any more darez for moi?

Parker 07-01-2012 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 609963)
done! done! & done! ....:readfineprint:
(PS: I hope the thread po-po don't give me a ticket for "bad" poetry...:)...)

Awesome - I lol'd (at what you did, not what you wrote :winky: )

nycfem 07-01-2012 07:51 PM

I dare you to call someone who you know cares about you and ask them to tell you five things they love about you and then share them here with us (either anonymously or, if the person gives permission, with their identity attached). It can be someone from the site or not from the site.

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 609966)
grinz...me wikes dis...any more darez for moi?


clay 07-01-2012 08:39 PM

OK...done!!
I called my wonderful friend gaea, who has given me permission to reveal her identity...and this is what she had to say verbatim:
1. I love that you are a good friend.
2. I love that you love life.
3. I love how you are with your femme
4. I absolutely love that I can call you any time, day or night.
5. I love that you would be willing to put your foot in anyone's throat for me.

clay 07-01-2012 08:47 PM

wanna give me a TRUTH....I'm game...smiles

LeftWriteFemme 07-01-2012 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 610007)
wanna give me a TRUTH....I'm game...smiles



Give an accounting of your scars ala 'Jaws' style......


gaea 07-02-2012 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycfembbw (Post 609882)
Gaea, what are three habits that other people have that you find annoying?

1. Habitual Lying
2. Ass Kissers
3. Laziness as in habitual laziness

Licious 07-02-2012 05:52 AM

* Has been lurking on the thread and toying with the idea of hopping in and playing* *goes back to lurking in the shadows*

gaea 07-02-2012 08:54 AM

ill take another truth

clay 07-02-2012 05:22 PM

[QUOTE=LeftWriteFemme;610018]Give an accounting of your scars ala 'Jaws' style......

While hanging ten, riding a gnarly sidewalk on my skateboard...many moons ago..in my misspent youth, while trying to impress a girl.....my foot stuck to the board when I turned around to say something to said girl...4 fractures and one dislocation of ankle later..I am in an ambulance on way to hospital. That feat garnered me an award I didn't want...surgery to place a screw in ankle to piece it back together. Have you ever had to wear a long leg cast for 9 months in the summer heat of Hawaii....yes, I did!!!
As a little tyke of not quite two, the dreaded croup damn near robbed me of my life...thus a 2 week stay in an oxygen tent with a tracheotomy tube was the fix for that!
Along my ribcage is an impressive 12 inch long scar...yes, I was in the war in Germany, and I gave a beautiful fraulein a chocolate bar...as I was quite smitten with her...well her beau didn't cotton to that none too well...so he charged me with his bayonnet...hence the scar....I took that bayonnet...won me the girl, too...seeing as how I was all cut up...I'm telling you....chicks dig scars!!!!! (disclaimer: THAT sounds better than I faced a surgeon's scalpel for a ruptured gallbladder) I do actually have that scar from the GB rupturing....smiles.....
Now, the piece' de' resistance.....my 30 inch scar down my chest from below breastbone to my pubic line....see I was :pirate-steer: on a Pirate ship...and those rogue pilfering scoundrels tried to rob me of my bounty....so I stood my stay...and took them on...a pirate just HAS to save hys Rum and jewels and gold, right? one of them purt near cut me in half heightwise with his sword....swashbuckling rogue he was...so had to be patched back up...requiring 30 staples to close me back up...of course, THIS is my most impressive scar to date...and I wield it proudly...the girl thinks it is quite sexy, too...{disclaimer: this, too, is a fantasy tale.. however, I did have 6 hrs of major abd. surg back in December 2011 to remove 18 inches of my colon due to an invasive carcinoma...so this was a blessing to me and I dodged a major bullet. I get scans of chest/abdomen/pelvis and lab work every 3 months to make sure nothing has returned...:). I am truly blessed.
So LWF...there ya go..how do you like me now....smiling...


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