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stargazingboi 05-26-2014 07:35 PM

best text today:

"let's f**k tonight...I'll crawl to you" :praying::thumbsup:

WildHorses 05-26-2014 07:55 PM

One that is just as confusing as many others. It is still the best.

VintageFemme 05-26-2014 08:22 PM

A long string of simply my name typed over and over and over and over and over...

I smiled for half an hour I think.

Play 05-26-2014 08:41 PM

Best text from last week:
 
"Come f*ck me, please"


No need to take time to reply since it came from the next room. *G

Bèsame* 05-26-2014 08:46 PM

best text today:

"let's f**k tonight...I'll crawl to you"


"Come f*ck me, please"

I need to take the lock off my phone so I can get texts that those!

Kenna 05-26-2014 11:23 PM

I promise I will never abandon you.

SnackTime 06-05-2014 06:48 PM

Best text today...
 
..."I won't run out of them"

Trev 06-06-2014 05:30 PM

Best text I got today...
 
"A pitcher of margaritas. No glasses....two straws. We curl up on the cuddler."

Bèsame* 06-10-2014 10:01 PM

....I want to take you there...

VanyllaVenom 06-11-2014 12:41 AM

"I understand" :rollcat:

SnackTime 06-11-2014 07:43 PM

...just finished whipping it up :)

SnackTime 06-13-2014 08:44 PM

...I'll get up for breakfast.

SnackTime 06-14-2014 07:42 PM

...As you sit in the chair this morning.

and then

I was thinking about the before and after...

Trev 06-14-2014 11:24 PM

"Sleep is overrated..."

SnackTime 06-15-2014 08:27 PM

Yes...I would do that.

Cole 06-15-2014 09:48 PM

I wouldn't be able to get my panties off fast enough. It's enduring, and very beautiful.

grenade 06-15-2014 10:22 PM

There wasn't anything under ass bandit or ass pirate. It was under ass grazer.

Talon 06-16-2014 09:34 AM

Yesterday...not "the best" ....but one of the more memorable of the day.
 
J: I just want to take a sledgehammer to dude's face.

Me: Yeah...let's not do that, ok? It's sunday, and I'm not doing crazy today.

SirenManda 06-17-2014 06:55 PM

A: Your the sun in my universe.

Bèsame* 06-17-2014 07:53 PM

is that the only piece of clothing that got any on it?

Jesse 06-17-2014 09:43 PM

This from my (soon to be 19 year old) nephew,

"I want you to know that you are the person that I respect the most, and that you taught me how important it is to like yourself and not worry about what others think or say about you."

I was floored, happily so, but still floored! ;)

Bèsame* 06-19-2014 11:43 PM

....you are good at that...


clay 06-20-2014 07:45 AM

"don't make any afternoon plans, I have designs on you".....:blink:

SnackTime 06-21-2014 07:21 PM

"Not a throw back...That's NOW?"

Trev 06-22-2014 07:49 PM

Best text today...
 
Oh Trevor...try to behave! ....Yeah right!

Cole 06-22-2014 10:44 PM

Good morning. <3

Talon 06-23-2014 11:58 AM

C: All I care about is how God sees me....everyone else can just fuckin' screw.

Me: I don't think God would appreciate you telling everybody to screw....just sayin'....soooooo...

Tony 06-24-2014 07:32 PM

Two from yesterday...
 
I heard kem's share my life on the way in from the airport and last night. God that smarts.

And later...

I'll always love you
It may not be perfect but it is what it is

Cid 06-24-2014 07:35 PM

I arrived in Shanghai safe and sound...best text ever!

SnackTime 06-24-2014 08:23 PM

"You're doing a good job"

Trev 06-24-2014 08:31 PM

"Honey, I'm home!"

SnackTime 06-25-2014 07:41 PM

"Oh...hold up"

"I see how it is"

"Making note"

Cole 06-25-2014 07:55 PM

'It will be okay. I love you.'

Trev 06-25-2014 09:18 PM

"I'm counting on it!"

Trev 06-26-2014 07:22 PM

"It's not a dream. It's making plans."

SnackTime 06-26-2014 07:31 PM

"Start with this..."

"Proceeding..."

"Play a little like this..."

AnAwkwardAccident 06-26-2014 10:28 PM

Partner hands me $50 to get pizza

I say 'love you, bye' and leave to get said pizza

Partner texts me 5 minutes later frantically saying: 'I forgot where you went..'

My response: 'To get pizza, you spazzz!'

Bèsame* 06-26-2014 10:40 PM

I like that sleepy voice

Cole 06-27-2014 12:39 AM

Tell me a story about where you see us 5 years from now...

Bèsame* 06-30-2014 11:26 PM

....you are so supportive....I truly appreciate that!


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