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favorite romantic pic as far as straight couples go...

This is pretty adorable

5 Do-It-Yourself Christmas Trees

2 Nuns and a Blind Man

*The following is a bit cheeky, you have been warned. ;)

Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits.

After discussing it, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

*Ace has always had a thing for nuns, hard habit to break. Probably have 2 of all the "Nuns having fun" calendars ever made.

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What a time of year. What a shitty little time of year... in some respects, while others are fine. Or will be. Give it time.

It's my little brother's birthday today - he would have been 25. He died a year and a half ago from cardiac arrest following two grand mal seizures. I applied self-care vigorously in the form of a hot bath (alone - no pets), a few repeats of "The Valley" by Jane Siberry and performed by kd lang accompanied by violent bawling, and doing the dishes by hand because the seal on the dishwasher is buggered. One of the highlights was the coffee with cinnamon, cardamom and heavy farm cream. Delightful.

The butch is away at work, and we're texting back and forth when her bus arrives at time points - her father, 5 hours away, is dying of cancer. The family there are pleading with him to go into hospice, but his ambiguous walk between dementia and lucidity are making the process very difficult. None of them are accustomed to care work. Husband and I will bring my brother's transport chair, some handy lift and transfer techniques, baking from my mother and as many presents as we've been able to scrape together this year. Presents. Fucking presents.

I was working again with makeup in the bathroom today, trying to find a way to use fairly limited products to cover the scar between my eyebrows. Being a femme with a facial scar that looks like Voldemort had a go at me is destroying me, but the plastic surgeons are backed up with boob jobs, I guess.

I'm unemployed after taking a certificate in judicial services. The money isn't flowing, and I have an admittedly unhealthy habit of determining my self-worth based on my financial productivity. I've been poor, and I've been very comfortable - it's hard to go back and forth.

The house is dark, and I'm nested in blankets, going through marathon government job applications and bilingual written tests. There's a cat in this assemblage somewhere, and the dog is on my feet. Any job that doesn't literally bore me to tears will do, I swear.

Just a little something I found on the web.

http://www.basicallyfx.com/wp-conten...6867292173.jpg

why don't they trust us...

This candy is sold all around the world but not here. Look at the size of the egg. It's too big to swallow. Isn't it?

American Children Finally Deemed Smart Enough To Eat Kinder Eggs
The European candy with a toy in it is finally coming to America, sort of.

Technically, Kinder Eggs, with their glorious chocolate deliciousness, are not coming to America.

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Instead we get a knock off from New Jersey called Choco Treasure....

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More like the 90s...

Baby Elephant Cuddles With Allie

Simply adorable!!!

Find the Panda

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...16_636x491.jpg

*as an aside dear Planeteers, exactly WHAT makes an infant so tender and mild? a special sauce? http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/e...gging-icon.png

Just.. anything Portlandia is great lmao

Be still my heart..

Oh Tegan Quin, why don't you know I exist...??
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I feel guilty for laughing...but why did she post it on youtube??

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...gL-kuDQllopluQ

Ever the optimist, I like to think there was some flirting going on there and perhaps they lived happily ever after

I suppose I could have posted this in the art thread, but anyway...

Woke up thinking about apples

http://www.vegkitchen.com/wp-content...n-a-basket.jpg

I love apples and always have. I usually have one a day or at least 5 a week.

As a child I used to have a recurring dream that Dracula was chasing me so he could get my apple.

He never got it.

:bow:

Dec 31st deadline looming for Verizon & Sprint ‘cramming’ refunds

HARTFORD, Conn. (WTNH) — If you had wireless service with Verizon or Sprint any time in the past five years, there could be a refund check with your name on it because those companies engaged in what’s known as ‘cramming.’ That’s the practice of burying charges on your bill for services you didn’t authorize, didn’t want, and didn’t need.

“Talking about charges for horoscopes, celebrity gossip, sports tips, wallpaper for your phone, and special ring tones,” said Federal Communications Commissioner Jessica Rosenworcel at at State Capitol News Conference.

In an agreement with the federal government, Verizon has agreed to refund a total of $90 million to customers because of the practice that could have added $10 to $15 to your monthly bills.

Sprint has agreed to refund a total of $68 million, but in both cases you only have days left to file for one. “Consumers should demand refunds and they are due them as long as they do it by December 31,” said Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.)

From now on, under the federal agreement, Verizon and Sprint must get permission from you before placing charges on your bill and must ensure that you are notified before the charges appear. Also under this agreement; they must provide information to you on how third party charges can be blocked on from your account.

To get the cash you must sign up by December 31st. file online.

A fancy chai latte tastes so much better when sipped from an USP ALCATRAZ metal cup!
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Ok, this will not be a popular opinion *at all* but I've got to say it as someone who used to explain phone bills to customers years ago. I never thought I'd be defending corporations, but this is pretty much bullshit. Yes, phone companies are shady. I despise them...however, it is not the company's fault that somebody went online and agreed to unsolicited charges, especially since most customers will go months before contacting the phone company about the problem. The phone company is not getting any money from these scam websites that add horoscope charges to the bill nor is it their responsibility to hold a customer's hand so they don't make the mistake of clicking 'agree' when they shouldn't. The charges are not 'buried' on Verizon bills. I've seen many of these so-called buried charges and the fact is they may recur monthly for six months before the customer happens to notice them, but they were always in plain sight.

Do I care if the phone companies pay fines? Not at all. I hope they all fold for that matter, but customers need to accept a little personal accountability as well or they really will get ripped off. I'm not exaggerating when I say that the majority of customers I spoke to could barely read or didn't take the time to try to understand the bill before they called up a company to scream their bills. They were almost always wrong. So, do I believe them that they didn't agree to the horoscope charges? No, because they're lazy or they don't understand what they read even when it's laid out in basic English. True cramming is when sales people actually lie about the prices of the service they're selling, which is something I saw at CenturyLink. Verizon reps are required to read disclosures that the majority of customers don't want to hear. Customers will hang up when when reps are reading them the disclosures. Still, the bills are so detailed it's hard to misunderstand. Consumers need to own their mistakes and pay attention. I hate Verizon but there is also a situation where corporations are targeted for these kinds of lawsuits.

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Polar Bears Play in Snow at the San Diego Zoo

Polar Bears Play in Snow at the San Diego Zoo