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Corny Jokes
How do you plan a space party?
You planet I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. Why cant you trust duck doctors? Cause they are all quacks. |
Corny Jokes
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball. What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed vegetable. Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank. |
What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
road dill ...............
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Corny Jokes
Time flies llike an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Awww shucks. |
Corny Jokes
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear. What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree. What is a cats favorite desert? Micecreme. |
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