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Corny Jokes
How do you plan a space party?
You planet I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. Why cant you trust duck doctors? Cause they are all quacks. |
Corny Jokes
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball. What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed vegetable. Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank. |
What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
road dill ...............
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Corny Jokes
Time flies llike an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Awww shucks. |
Corny Jokes
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear. What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree. What is a cats favorite desert? Micecreme. |
Some cute clean jokes ☺️
Did you hear about the book on glue?
— You can’t put it down. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Eggs and Bacon walk into a restaurant. — The hostess says, “We don’t serve breakfast here.” ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Why do bees have sticky hair? — They use honeycombs. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ How do fish pay their bills? — With Sand Dollars. |
Corny Jokes
1) What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.
2) Why did the scarecrow win an award? Cause he was outstanding in his field. |
Corny Jokes
Why did the fish blush? She saw the oceans bottom.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. |
Corny Jokes
Why did the deer go to the dentist? He had bucked teeth.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop Why was the broom late for work? It overswept |
For the love of fish (sharks) ❤️
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Love this thread!
Have you ever noticed what's odd?
Every other number. |
You have reached the incontinence hotline.....
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*LOL* This reminds me of Coach Walz’ mid-western slogan: “Mind your own damn business”. 🎯❣️ |
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My Dad used to tell "shaggy dog" jokes, long stories that had some ridiculous punchline:
Two big turtles and one little turtle decided to go to the malt shop for sarsaparillas. As they were having their drinks, there was a clap of thunder outside. One big turtle looked at the other big turtle, and both said to the little one: "Go back home and get our umbrella". The little turtle refused: "No, then you will drink my sarsaparilla!" The two big turtles promised they would not drink it, so the little turtle set off. Two days later, one large turtle said to the other, "Come on, let's drink his sarsaparilla". A little voice from the back of the store rang out: "You do, and I won't go for that umbrella!" |
Corny Jokes
Why did the skunk take out a loan. --------- He only had one scent.
Why are pigs not allowed to drive? -------- They hog the road. What would you call a cold puppy? -------- A chili dog. |
Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
It made headlines! |
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