Um those are WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY tooo big :)

Na uh. They are perfect.

~*~ The Importance Of A Helmet ~*~


Just wanted to share a news piece.
It is a little long but very important.

The cops were traveling down the highway at around 1 o'clock
in the morning near Tulsa, Oklahoma.

They found this on the road.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1.../UNBELIEV1.jpg

Another patrol car stopped a truck some miles down the
highway and were struck with the following image.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1.../UNBELIEV2.jpg

The Truck Driver said he thought he felt the impact, but it took
him almost 4 miles down the road before he thought he'd better
pull over and check out his rig.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1.../UNBELIEV3.jpg

Notice the driver has no shoes on from the impact or from
being drug all that distance. Ouch!

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Side view of Motorcycle Driver caught up in the trailer of the semi.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1.../UNBELIEV5.jpg

Witnesses and State Police say the Motorcyclist was traveling at 120 mph when he ran into the back of the moving semi-truck.

It pays to have a good quality helmet when riding a motorcycle,

Now for the rest of the story!

THIS GUY SURVIVED.

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:::Smiles::: Gemme, I'm serious. I don't know if she paid for them or grew them but she either 1. Got born with them and left it at that or 2. Wanted to have extra jumbo melons.

Either way, they are hers and that makes them perfect. I've yet to run across a pair of breasts that I couldn't really- really enjoy. One way or another. I know exactly what I'd do with those big bad gurls.

:pendulum:

my daughter had a similar thing happen to her, BBM. She started dating the music director. (I wont go into the age difference...but I will say I think he played/preyed on her emotionally.) She loved that church, found such a sense of fellowship there. Well, it was an ugly break up (gee...he was married!) (oh and he had ANOTHER GF!) and now, my daughter who use to sing in the choir, do solos at all the main celebrations, and was a Sunday School teacher, now cant go back to the church she so loves. It even affected her relationship with her step mom and step dad. Neither of them will talk to her because of him. She somehow, became the enemy instead of the victim.

Its really not a good thing to mix relationships, especially early ones, with your place of worship and your family (especially kids). I am hoping as my daughter heals, she will find a new church. Her situation is so much more involved than yours, BBM, but it has the same effect.

If I were in your shoes I would go back to the church...and ignore her.

As for my daughter, she is graduating from college right now and doesnt need additional stress on her. But after May 15th, Momma is gonna go sit in that churches pews...right behind him... :asswhip:

I heard that Phelps and his tribe of asswipes are planning on protesting at the funerals of the West Virginia miners killed in the mine explosion.

I hope I can be around when KARMA gets his fucking ass. :annoyed:

LOL Strappie

How much I love this series!!!
 

I just discovered The Big Bang Theory...wow..a great show! How did I miss it???

I wanna know is Morgan gonna rat on his big brother Michael on General Hospital or is Dante his big brother gonna save the day :) LOL

is that the girl who went to austrailia or brazil for implants because no american surgeon would accomodate her wish to be a size kk i think it was??? my friend is an H cup...and she is miserable. she hate wearing anything which draws attention to them...it hurts her back and in fact embarasses her. she feels ppl wont date her because of them. She is planning on reduction surgery as soon as she can afford the time off from work. She is a nurse to boot...so imagine carrying those things around for 13 hours a day....

Re: wondering....
 

whether to study, write in my blog, DO some yoga nidra meditation, listen to Rinpoche, read email, or try to go to sleep...pondering pondering...:deepthoughts:
femme2tao

It's the same reason he protests the killed soldiers' funerals. Claiming God killed them because of gays.

They should toss HIM and his band of shitheads in the damn mine and bury them!!

My project for school is 2 days late today. The reason, I procrastinated and it turned out to be WAY more complex than I originally thought it would be and the data file was corrupted. Oye! I hate it when I do this, you would think I would know better by now.

So you disagree with the quality of her breasts. I get that. Did you agree or disagree with my other subtle points about publicly ridiculing what some women may be born with? That being really large breasts. That was point one I was making.

Point two was if she was compelled to purchase those breasts, it would be somewhat irrelevent since she now has them.

Point three was my theme: Ain't none of us air brushed beauties in reality.

I move TOMORROW>>>>8 AM. FInally the big day is here and I am so ready to go and so overwhelmed by it as well. I have loose ends...like the sheets off my bed arent washed and they have to be before I leave tomorrow. I forgot to get the cat carrier. Mr Smitty does NOT travel well...and I dont know how he is going to behave when I have to put him in the car and take him to a new house. Story has been there and roamed the yard and the house. And she has been thru several moves with me so this is old hat to her.

banging my head on the keyboard ewuirfewnVDNDDDWQDOP
fekdknvcefjevegjdnvdvosDsCLMC,sdkfdIEWOFJwfwkdMD KCAWNWFKOFkj

yes...tomorrow is the day..and I wont be online until the weekend...gawsh....

I can do this...:bow:

i am. i get up early every morning just to brush my air.

:princess:

The studded paddle with my name on it and Daddy holding on to it.

moving day
 

the movers will be here any moment...its finally here....heaven help me! Mr Smitty is locked in the bathroom. At the moment I am glad he is declawed (I didnt do that to him!) because he is raking the door trying to get out and meowing miserablly...he might never forgive me for this .....

Story the newf is coming and going with meWith her dementia and her partial blindness, to leave her in an empty house would be cruel. So she has to travel back and forth with me.

I just found out there is a LGBT AA meeting 5 minutes from my new old home! I am so glad...makes it feel even more welcoming!

I laid in bed this AM and prayed...a blessing for this trailer and for the man who has bought it. I love this trailer. It provided me with such a pleasant safe home life while I was healing emotionally, spiritually and physically. I hate leaving it...but I have grown past it. It needs a new human again...

ok..off I go...see you in a few days..

Good luck and congrats! Hope everything goes smoothly! Sounds like the babies may need a little special treat and some quiet mommy time to ease the stress :)

I'm curious to know what the copier guy did to our copier machine.
It's "talking" in spanish now.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...8127625004.jpg
Amen!

I've been thinking a lot about my little boy, Charlie.
I lost my little black boy two years ago, and I miss that little booger more than anything. He was my first all-black cat, and he was the sweetest, gentlest, even tempered puss ever. He had his mischievous moments, but he had a personality that even most humans could learn from. *sigh*

At some point, we're going to adopt kittens.
I am leaning toward another black boy-cat.
Maybe a tuxedo.
hmmm ....


Top Ten Reasons to Adopt a Black Cat

10. You'll save $$ on their Halloween costumes.
9. You can always find them in the snow.
8. Holding a black cat is very slimming.
7. Black cats will match any decor.
6. A lint brush isn't required for a black-tie affair.
5. When you love a black cat, luck is on your side.
4. Black cats are like onyx, a beautiful gem.
3. Hey, they don't care what color you are!
2. Love knows no color.

And the number one reason to adopt a black cat...

1. They are the least likely to be adopted.