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Nearly killed myself in the shower this morning...must remember to make sure the sucker things are firmly squashed on floor...

Sun's Shining Bright,
I'm washed and dressed, ready to Go....
Bob Evans !! :mohawk::coffee:
Then Dentist :seeingstars:

My best friend's chihuahua is snuggled up to me and we're all just chilling and talking. It's a good way to start the day.

The day is just SOOOOOOOOOO lovely it's hard to stay indoors!

I have cleared out my planter boxes.....mixed in some additional good earth and have planted my new plants, mulched & watered them.... how exciting.... let the growing commence!

My abs hurt, I found a couple extra muscles in my quads I didn't know about, and I couldn't be happier! This mixing stuff up thing is WORKING! Woot! :weightlifter:

GILBERT, AZ — Alliance Defense Fund attorneys filed an appeal Wednesday with the town of Gilbert’s zoning Board of Adjustment to overturn a decision banning churches from meeting, holding Bible studies, or having any other activities in private homes. The pastor of the seven-member Oasis of Truth Church received a cease-and-desist letter ordering him to terminate all religious meetings in his home, regardless of their size, nature, or frequency.

~Alliance Defense Fund

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Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 46998)

What is poop made of?:fart:

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.:seeingstars:

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. :runforhills:

~courtesy of www.smellypoop.com

I'm wondering .... how did I miss this post?

oh ... yeah ..... *holding nose*

68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.

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Originally Posted by JakeTulane (Post 69365)

68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.

Hi babe..New pic with a fresh haircut would be nice. :)

Duchess

I have Sesame Street tunes running through my head ...

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Originally Posted by Enchantress

I have Sesame Street tunes running through my head ...

Funny you should mention this, because My sister is currently listening to a dvd of elmo's re-telling of Peter and The Wolf :fudd:

In other news ~ in ten days from today, I will turn 30 :goodscore:

~Say what you mean and mean what you say~ It's not all that difficult!

2 things anderson cooper will never live down from today's celebrity jeopardy.....mistakenly saying margareth thatcher over indira gandhi....and losing to cheech marin
:brightbulb::bolt:

I heard the spring peepers for the first time tonight...

Well supper was good, but My gallstone isnt liking it though :(

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 68530)

I think I work with a bunch of baboons.

We work together? :blink:

Something I never thought I'd ponder: Hmmm, how long will it take to study for the GRE?

This afternoon, I bought a lime green box cutter.....I giggled all the way home...... I love tools......:eyebat:

Watching this show called the Police Women of Maricopa County, and a female deputy was called to back up a fellow officer. She gets there and the guy who is charged with a DUI gave the other officer a fake name and date of birth. Well I guess the bad guy realized that he was caught, cuz when he gave the officers the proper info they found out that he was also wanted for murder :blink: