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Corny Jokes
---What washes up on very small beaches?
Micro waves. ---What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time. ---What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine. |
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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—————————————————. :pursebee: Erwin Schrödinger, Noam Chomsky and Kurt Gödel walk into a joke. Schrödinger: I can’t tell if this joke is funny or not. Chomsky: It’s funny. You’re just not telling it right. Gödel: Of course you can’t tell if it’s funny. You’re in the joke. |
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Tide. |
Did you know that light travels faster than sound?
That's because people appear to be bright until they open their mouths |
Corny Jokes
*what did the snowman have for breakfast?
>frosted flakes *What would you call a boomerang that won't come back? >a stick *What would you call a line of bunnies that are jumping backwards? >a receiding hare line. |
Corny Jokes
* What do cows do for entertainment?
> Go to the moovies. * What would you call a fake noodle? > An impasta. * What would you call a can opener that doesn't work? > A can't opener. * What would you call a bear with no teeth? > A gummy bear. |
Corny Jokes
* Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
> She always ran from the ball. * How do you make an egg roll? > You push it. * What would bears be without bees? > ears. * What did the triangle say to the circle? > You're pointless. |
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Where does the ghost family go on vacation???
A). The Boo-hamas, Mali-booo, and Boo-dapest. |
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