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Kätzchen 09-04-2024 12:20 PM

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Stone-Butch 10-19-2024 06:31 AM

Corny Jokes
 
---What washes up on very small beaches?

Micro waves.

---What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time.

---What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine.

A. Spectre 10-20-2024 06:45 AM

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Kätzchen 10-20-2024 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre (Post 1299142)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Answer (??): The sound of one’s crap?

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Erwin Schrödinger, Noam Chomsky and Kurt Gödel walk into a joke.

Schrödinger: I can’t tell if this joke is funny or not.

Chomsky: It’s funny. You’re just not telling it right.

Gödel: Of course you can’t tell if it’s funny. You’re in the joke.

Kätzchen 10-20-2024 09:34 AM

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Bèsame* 10-21-2024 10:46 AM

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?


Tide.

Bèsame* 10-21-2024 10:51 AM

Did you know that light travels faster than sound?

That's because people appear to be bright until they open their mouths

Stone-Butch 10-21-2024 07:08 PM

Corny Jokes
 
*what did the snowman have for breakfast?

>frosted flakes

*What would you call a boomerang that won't come back?

>a stick

*What would you call a line of bunnies that are jumping backwards?

>a receiding hare line.

Stone-Butch 10-22-2024 06:02 PM

Corny Jokes
 
* What do cows do for entertainment?

> Go to the moovies.

* What would you call a fake noodle?

> An impasta.

* What would you call a can opener that doesn't work?

> A can't opener.

* What would you call a bear with no teeth?

> A gummy bear.

Stone-Butch 10-24-2024 10:40 PM

Corny Jokes
 
* Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

> She always ran from the ball.

* How do you make an egg roll?

> You push it.

* What would bears be without bees?

> ears.

* What did the triangle say to the circle?

> You're pointless.

Kätzchen 10-25-2024 12:40 PM

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Kätzchen 10-25-2024 12:53 PM

🎃🎃🎃. *booo* 🎃🎃🎃
 
Where does the ghost family go on vacation???

A). The Boo-hamas, Mali-booo, and Boo-dapest.


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