Yes, from my field work a soil chart and a diameter tape.

Do you own any automotive repair equipment?

Nope not a one.......

Do You have a "Rag Bag" (It's a thing to hold cut up old clothes, towels, etc to use as rags for cleaning)

If it doesn't have a computer chip in it, I can fix it. At this point, all that means is that I can change your tires and add some oil if you smell something burning.

Do you have 6 or more beers in your fridge?

Nope not even 1


Do you own a paper map?

Yes, way more than one.

Do you own yard equipment like mowers and chain saws?

No yard, but i do own the phone number of a good plumber.

Do you products that will render every surface in your house 99.9 % germ free?

Yes and if they don't I've got the phone number to an excellent cleaning woman!

Do you own a smart phone?

Yes, Clorox.

Do you own good health insurance?

Oops pardon buddy.

No. I own one of the very first Blackberries and it's still on its first battery.

Do you an Apple product that needs to be "updated" about every 20 minutes for about a year until it becomes obsolete and you have to buy a new one?

Nope! I learned my lesson early from music formats! Albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, CD's, back to vinyl, etc etc

Do you own one of those torture items to curl eyelashes?

yes but i only use it to open child-proof bottles of Tylenol.

Do you own a series of two-prong extension cords that run all round your house and then out into the yard to electrify your privacy fence?

I COULD answer this but our property security is TOP SECRET, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

Do you own a wooden baseball bat?

Yes, AND I use it on Mary's "behind" when she acts up.....

Do you own a deck of cards?

Yes, and I don't use them on anyone's behind!

Do you own a pair of reading glasses?

Nope no birds but I have heard birds of a feather stick together.....:|

Do you own a old manual portable typewriter?

Nope. Do you own any boxes of Jell-O?

Do You Own...
 

Yes, I do.

Do you own a cheese knife?