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Um excuse me, Senor....
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Your dating Shakira, and you need another woman???? I only have one thing to say....... Just sayin....... :cat: |
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AND seeing your name, makes me wanna sit out on your deck and drink a nice cold beer with you! |
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Okay okay, soon....like in 90-something days!! I want to be a part of the debauchery you girls were speaking of the other day! You know you want me to play!:pile: |
Debauchery, AMOK & HAVOC just wouldn't be the same without you!
Great, now you have the Reunion back on my brain!!!! |
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The reunion is my happy place right now...it is what keeps me grounded and sane with all the poopy things going on around me here. :thumbsup: |
http://dl4.glitter-graphics.net/pub/...n5xlc4nib0.gif I am in the wilderness You are in the music In the man's car next to me Somewhere in my sadness I know I won't fall apart completely When I need to be rescued And I need a place to swim I have a rock to cling to in the storm When no one can hear me calling I have you I can sing to And in all this And in all my life You are the lovers rock The rock that I cling to You're the one The one I swim to in a storm Like a lovers rock I am in the wilderness You are in the music In the man's car next to me Somewhere in my sadness I know I won't fall apart completely And in all this And in all my life You are the lovers rock The rock that I cling to You're the one The one I swim to in a storm Like a lovers rock You are the lovers rock The rock that I cling to You're the one The one I swim to in a storm Like a lovers rock When I need to be rescued you're there When I need a place to swim to in a storm I sing to you And all my life And in all my life You are the lovers rock The rock that I cling to You're the one The one I swim to in a storm Like a lovers rock |
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Give thanks for everything and everyone in your life! There is never a promise for another tomorrow! ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ we as people today take a lot of things for granted, life is one thing that we should not, but cherish it. we act as if we have the rest of our lives liven, but life can be taken as sure as it can be given. we can be gone today within a blink of an eye, that is something i know for sure and that is no lie. tomorrow is not promised to any one of us, so we have to live for today, and that is a must |
I am home for the first time since my Mom went into Hospital Hospice on Monday...Strange to be in the house. She will probably pass tonight, but my sister is there and I needed to be home with my loves.
I'm going to miss you Mommie. |
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated..! :blink: |
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LEEEEROOOOY JenKINS!
lol.. Love this friggin video.. |
Love how the camera shakes a lil bit when he gets really into it.. |
Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced. Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it. - OMG Facts:pacman:
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Ooooh, Queens...
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I don't really need to know what time my daughter came in last night.
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The house is quiet and the kitties are fed, MY lover is quietly sleeping in our bed......Mornings are kind of melancholy as I get ready to walk out the door.....This picture of calm will stay in my head...and my heart will come home later
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William Bell is dead now, isn't he?
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apretty telling me she wants the 'gun shot' ring tone we just saw on Parks and Rec.
Awesome! |
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Rock on Mr. Spock (and William Bell). |
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With Pacman turning 30, I figured I could reminisce :pacman:
http://imremembering.com/ {I feel so Old :overreaction: } |
I keep seeing that footage of Obama giving a speech on the White House steps and the little rodent scurrying in the background.
You know the propaganda is working when your first thought is .....that would be a unique terrorist approach to wreaking havoic. Hm, wonder if I could get a job as Director of Rodentcy in Homeland Security. Ok maybe I got a little bit too much sun today. |
Quality of life or success. Which one?
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Because Daddy doesn't remember hearing this song I'm posting it here.
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"...On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V." |
I like knowing something no one else knows.
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Until you are a doctor, never answer your phone at the table.
That goes for emails, texts, twitters, FB walls and tweets. |
Spring
One for blackbird, one for the crow,
One for the cutworm, and one to grow. |
1- Wow, Poodles are 2nd highest on Intelligence amongst Dogs {#1 is Border Collie}...who knew, brain & beauty? huh
2- Why are Mothers so G$%%&D$%$&n stubborn, refusing medical attention, and yet when u get sick they lord over "you better do this"..."i'm-a call the doctor if u keep up"... 3- I still want a Tortoiseshell long haired scottish fold |
Butch Underwear Research Study
:fyi:I just read an article on AOL news, discussing the type of Underwear (:boxers:) you choose is predetermined by your personality traits.
Therefore, I find it my duty (as a representative of women kind) to continue this imperative research, for the sake of humanity . . . . naturally. :innocent: BUTCHES: Please form a line with pants dropped, so I may conduct this grueling task, negate continuation and/or interuption of the earth's rotation! :kissy: PS: As long as you're in a line, may I please sell you an arms length of Raffle Tickets? :giggle: |
Tryin to figure out how the Fuck a bird managed to poop on my Screen door....:wtf:
And on that same thought, I hope a blue jay beats him to a pulp... Better yet, May a hawk divebomb Him and chow on his ass..... ♪♫ circle of liiiife.... :rant: |
I am amazed how quickly the vacuum swooped up my fur kids "no stuffing" toy.
I mean in like 5 seconds this thing was gone! |
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Had to re=read this twice...lol You had me a bit concerned that your fur kid got sucked up...yikes Takin a sigh of relief...smiles |
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Such violence over a little bit of shit. :blink: :crap: washes off, but death is forever. On another note, tomorrow is my first Sunday off in a very long time. I'm going to enjoy it immensely! |
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Don't worry, his big head would never fit through the hose. :winky: |
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