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Passionaria 05-20-2010 02:26 PM

Um excuse me, Senor....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 109786)
I am devastated. I canīt add anymore names to my relationship status. Why must we be defined by a certain number of characters? What am I to do now?


Your dating Shakira, and you need another woman???? I only have one thing to say.......

Just sayin....... :cat:

Just_G 05-20-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 110792)
I am cravin' sushi so bad right now... I would knock an old woman over for an Obe Roll & a Crunch Roll :)

OMG, me too! I miss sushi in the worst way possible!! I do buy edemame at Costco and steam it at home....yummmmm num num num...

PinkieLee 05-20-2010 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 110827)
OMG, me too! I miss sushi in the worst way possible!! I do buy edemame at Costco and steam it at home....yummmmm num num num...

Great... now I want edemame, too! :overreaction:

AND seeing your name, makes me wanna sit out on your deck and drink a nice cold beer with you!

Just_G 05-20-2010 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 110834)
Great... now I want edemame, too! :overreaction:

AND seeing your name, makes me wanna sit out on your deck and drink a nice cold beer with you!

Come on up...you know I have volleyball tonight...we can drink beer at the beach club!! what WHAT!!

Okay okay, soon....like in 90-something days!! I want to be a part of the debauchery you girls were speaking of the other day! You know you want me to play!:pile:

PinkieLee 05-20-2010 03:01 PM

Debauchery, AMOK & HAVOC just wouldn't be the same without you!

Great, now you have the Reunion back on my brain!!!!

Just_G 05-20-2010 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 110846)
Debauchery, AMOK & HAVOC just wouldn't be the same without you!

Great, now you have the Reunion back on my brain!!!!

Remind me again; why is that a bad thing? :blink:

The reunion is my happy place right now...it is what keeps me grounded and sane with all the poopy things going on around me here. :thumbsup:

Passionaria 05-20-2010 03:42 PM

http://dl4.glitter-graphics.net/pub/...n5xlc4nib0.gif



I am in the wilderness
You are in the music
In the man's car next to me
Somewhere in my sadness
I know I won't fall apart completely

When I need to be rescued
And I need a place to swim
I have a rock to cling to in the storm
When no one can hear me calling
I have you I can sing to

And in all this
And in all my life

You are the lovers rock
The rock that I cling to
You're the one
The one I swim to in a storm
Like a lovers rock

I am in the wilderness
You are in the music
In the man's car next to me
Somewhere in my sadness
I know I won't fall apart completely

And in all this
And in all my life

You are the lovers rock
The rock that I cling to
You're the one
The one I swim to in a storm
Like a lovers rock

You are the lovers rock
The rock that I cling to
You're the one
The one I swim to in a storm
Like a lovers rock

When I need to be rescued you're there
When I need a place to swim to in a storm
I sing to you
And all my life
And in all my life

You are the lovers rock
The rock that I cling to
You're the one
The one I swim to in a storm
Like a lovers rock

UofMfan 05-20-2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passionaria (Post 110825)



Your dating Shakira, and you need another woman???? I only have one thing to say.......

Just sayin....... :cat:

Ha! Funny :)

Lady Pamela 05-20-2010 08:34 PM



Give thanks for everything and everyone in your life!

There is never a promise for another tomorrow!

~*~ ~*~ ~*~


we as people today take a lot of things for granted,
life is one thing that we should not, but cherish it.
we act as if we have the rest of our lives liven,
but life can be taken as sure as it can be given.
we can be gone today within a blink of an eye,
that is something i know for sure and that is no lie.
tomorrow is not promised to any one of us,
so we have to live for today, and that is a must



MsTinkerbelly 05-20-2010 09:18 PM

I am home for the first time since my Mom went into Hospital Hospice on Monday...Strange to be in the house. She will probably pass tonight, but my sister is there and I needed to be home with my loves.

I'm going to miss you Mommie.

Rook 05-20-2010 09:31 PM

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated..!


:blink:

SuperFemme 05-20-2010 09:46 PM


TenderKnight 05-20-2010 11:50 PM

LEEEEROOOOY JenKINS!
 


lol.. Love this friggin video..

TenderKnight 05-21-2010 12:01 AM



Love how the camera shakes a lil bit when he gets really into it..

katzietootle 05-21-2010 01:45 AM

Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced. Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it. - OMG Facts:pacman:

BestButchBoy 05-21-2010 03:28 AM

Ooooh, Queens...
 
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...lane-birds.jpg

Diva 05-21-2010 04:57 AM

I don't really need to know what time my daughter came in last night.


Mitmo01 05-21-2010 06:08 AM

The house is quiet and the kitties are fed, MY lover is quietly sleeping in our bed......Mornings are kind of melancholy as I get ready to walk out the door.....This picture of calm will stay in my head...and my heart will come home later

Linus 05-21-2010 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passionaria (Post 110825)



Your dating Shakira, and you need another woman???? I only have one thing to say.......

Just sayin....... :cat:

Best version still..


NJFemmie 05-21-2010 07:59 AM

William Bell is dead now, isn't he?

Queerasfck 05-21-2010 08:33 AM

apretty telling me she wants the 'gun shot' ring tone we just saw on Parks and Rec.
Awesome!

Linus 05-21-2010 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 111256)
William Bell is dead now, isn't he?

Yes. Leonard Nimoy has said he's finally retiring from acting, although he seems rather fit still at this age he probably could continue acting for years to come.

NJFemmie 05-21-2010 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linus (Post 111308)
Yes. Leonard Nimoy has said he's finally retiring from acting, although he seems rather fit still at this age he probably could continue acting for years to come.

This makes me sad.

Rock on Mr. Spock (and William Bell).

Gemme 05-21-2010 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly (Post 111078)
I am home for the first time since my Mom went into Hospital Hospice on Monday...Strange to be in the house. She will probably pass tonight, but my sister is there and I needed to be home with my loves.

I'm going to miss you Mommie.

I'm so sorry to hear this.

Rook 05-21-2010 03:41 PM

With Pacman turning 30, I figured I could reminisce :pacman:

http://imremembering.com/

{I feel so Old :overreaction: }

Kobi 05-21-2010 04:17 PM

I keep seeing that footage of Obama giving a speech on the White House steps and the little rodent scurrying in the background.

You know the propaganda is working when your first thought is .....that would be a unique terrorist approach to wreaking havoic.

Hm, wonder if I could get a job as Director of Rodentcy in Homeland Security.

Ok maybe I got a little bit too much sun today.

BestButchBoy 05-21-2010 04:41 PM

Quality of life or success. Which one?

LeftWriteFemme 05-21-2010 05:22 PM

Because Daddy doesn't remember hearing this song I'm posting it here.


Enchantress 05-21-2010 06:22 PM


waxnrope 05-21-2010 09:46 PM

"...On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."

Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."

Diva 05-21-2010 10:17 PM

I like knowing something no one else knows.



BestButchBoy 05-22-2010 05:39 AM

Until you are a doctor, never answer your phone at the table.

That goes for emails, texts, twitters, FB walls and tweets.

Oneida 05-22-2010 06:12 AM

Spring
 
One for blackbird, one for the crow,
One for the cutworm, and one to grow.

Rook 05-22-2010 10:25 AM

1- Wow, Poodles are 2nd highest on Intelligence amongst Dogs {#1 is Border Collie}...who knew, brain & beauty? huh

2- Why are Mothers so G$%%&D$%$&n stubborn, refusing medical attention, and yet when u get sick they lord over "you better do this"..."i'm-a call the doctor if u keep up"...

3- I still want a Tortoiseshell long haired scottish fold

IttyBittyFem 05-22-2010 12:08 PM

Butch Underwear Research Study
 
:fyi:I just read an article on AOL news, discussing the type of Underwear (:boxers:) you choose is predetermined by your personality traits.

Therefore, I find it my duty (as a representative of women kind) to continue this imperative research, for the sake of humanity . . . . naturally. :innocent:

BUTCHES: Please form a line with pants dropped, so I may conduct this grueling task, negate continuation and/or interuption of the earth's rotation!

:kissy:

PS: As long as you're in a line, may I please sell you an arms length of Raffle Tickets? :giggle:

Rook 05-22-2010 12:15 PM

Tryin to figure out how the Fuck a bird managed to poop on my Screen door....:wtf:
And on that same thought, I hope a blue jay beats him to a pulp...
Better yet, May a hawk divebomb Him and chow on his ass.....
circle of liiiife....
:rant:

Guy 05-22-2010 12:40 PM

I am amazed how quickly the vacuum swooped up my fur kids "no stuffing" toy.

I mean in like 5 seconds this thing was gone!

Lady Pamela 05-22-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy In Florida (Post 112034)
I am amazed how quickly the vacuum swooped up my fur kids "no stuffing" toy.

I mean in like 5 seconds this thing was gone!


Had to re=read this twice...lol
You had me a bit concerned that your fur kid got sucked up...yikes

Takin a sigh of relief...smiles

Gemme 05-22-2010 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 111522)
Quality of life or success. Which one?

Whichever one helps you to sleep better at night, I'd say.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 112025)
Tryin to figure out how the Fuck a bird managed to poop on my Screen door....:wtf:
And on that same thought, I hope a blue jay beats him to a pulp...
Better yet, May a hawk divebomb Him and chow on his ass.....
circle of liiiife....
:rant:


Such violence over a little bit of shit. :blink:

:crap: washes off, but death is forever.





On another note, tomorrow is my first Sunday off in a very long time. I'm going to enjoy it immensely!

Guy 05-22-2010 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Pamela (Post 112042)
Had to re=read this twice...lol
You had me a bit concerned that your fur kid got sucked up...yikes

Takin a sigh of relief...smiles

Hmm yeah it kinda does sound like he was swooped in doesn't it, LOL

Don't worry, his big head would never fit through the hose. :winky:


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