I like an instrument I can hold! ;)
Ukulele

WYR play a soprano uke or a concert uke?

Linear

WYR play a concert uke or a baritone uke? (Yes I know, this question is not much different...)

Over ear

WYR listen to someone play classical or folk on the uke?

Bach

Would you rather fly a kite or ride a bike?

Fly a kite

WYR eat a philly roll or a cali roll?

I have no idea what these are...

WYR live surrounded by trees or have no trees on your property?

Gimme trees!

WYR stay up for 2 days or sleep for 2 days

Well I'm not a big sleeper....I could never sleep for 2 days...so I say stay awake...

WYR cook Christmas Dinner or be invited to eat Christmas dinner?

be invited, buying a bottle of wine is a lot less work than cooking a turkey, cheaper too.

wyr: date online or actually have to shower and meet someone?

Meet in person.

If your boat was full of regrets, would you rather catch it....or let it go?

my regrets would fill the Spanish Armada...I'd love to let them go but I'm afraid I'm a little tugboat.

wyr: vacation in Mexico and risk being shot or vacation in Canada and be cold?

Hmm, I'd say Canada has a certain appeal...

If some mythical force bestowed a one off token for a mind-blowing, toe curling, out of this world orgasm, would you rather use it on yourself or your lover?

Well, I think we both know the answer to that. Lest the crickets get RSI...

Would you rather win the lottery or discover you could fly?

FLY! Because then I'd probably get rich doing flying tricks anyway.:flyingmonkey:

Would you rather re-do your whole life as you or someone else?

Good question, I would rather re-do my whole life as someone else.

WYR eat :sushi: sushi or steak tar tar?

when I was a kid we used to chew fresh road tar but I just can't do it anymore.

WYR eat sushi or pretend you know the difference between sushi and sashimi?

Eat sushi

WYR watch a horror movie or a romance movie?

horror movie, even though they scare me...

WYR tell someone they have sauce dribbling down their chin or let them keep eating in ignorance?

Tell them

Wyr toss and turn till you fall asleep or take a sleeping pill?

Toss and turn

WYR confront someone or keep quiet about something that bothers you?

Confront someone

Wyr go to the chiropractor or the massage therapist?

I don't know...I've never been to either. I'll say...massage therapist!

WYR wear a bell around your neck for a week or take a bath in fish guts?

I would rather wear a bell, everyone needs MORE COWBELL in their life lol

WYR eat caviar or octopus?

caviar

WYR have a cat ride on your shoulder everywhere you go or 20 cats sleep with you every night?

Why oh why do you keep pushing me into these tasteless pussy jokes? Ok, I'll take the 20 pussies ...someone's gotta do it.

wyr meet a relative from 20 generations into the past ( ancestor) or 20 generations into the future ( descendant).

I'd rather meet an ancestor so I could show off how advanced I am. :D

WYR age forward or backward?

Backward for sure, I'd do a few things differently not many

WYR be stranded in your car in the dead of summer or the dead of winter?

lol, so my choices are die or just sweat a lot? I think I'll just sweat a lot, thanks!

WYR live in a box in your favorite place or live in an amazing house in the middle of the desert?

The box of course

WYR cruise the lake on a pontoon or in a canoe

Is it weird when only 2 people are playing this game? I'll continue anyway...

I'd rather cruise in a canoe, I think.

WYR have the ability to never feel physical pain or never feel emotional pain?

Never feel physical pain. I want to feel all my emotions—even the painful one.

WYR have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?

Out as I am, I think my kids would still find it easier to explain Mom passing away from an overdose to their friends.

WYR: If you're going to be hit by a truck would you rather be wearing dirty underwear or waste a clean pair?

If it's my last day on earth, I'd prob be buried in the rank pair they found me in, so...clean pair, OBVS.

WYR die alone or with the whole world ending? (in other words, how selfish are you?) :)

I would rather die alone and have the whole world miss me of course!

WYR walk around with toilet paper stuck to your foot or have a rip in the seam of your pants that no one can really see knowing it could be disastrous at any moment?

lol, I guess TP!

WYR kill or be killed?

Kill


WYR find a hair in your mouth from your food or have a bug crawling on your head?

That one's easy - I'd rather eat a wig than have a bug on me. Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a little...

WYR find out that you've already eaten 20 cockroaches over the last 3 months or have to knowingly eat a spider (unprepared, no sauce)?