Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

If you liked it you should have put a ring pop on it (grape).

This isn't exactly a pick-up line but about 25 years ago when I met the woman I would live with for the next ten years (so this is an old, hazy memory), I was working in a book store and she came in.

We were putting away a lot of books. She said, "Where will you put them all?" and I said, "This store is like a uterus. It expands to accommodate whatever shipment of books we have, and then it shrinks back down, when they're sold."

She shrieked, she laughed so loud. I think I made her nervous and thrilled her at the same time, by saying things she would never allow herself to say. Good old Nance.

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me:blush:

My late cousin told me a girl tried to pick him up with this one:

I like your pants. They'd look really good on the floor next to my bed...

I don't recall if he said it worked or not lol

Hi. That's a lovely designer jacket you're wearing. You know, if you ever want some financial advice, I'd be happy to help you out. What are you drinking?