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BugsAndKisses 11-19-2011 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 466611)
Oh I have a good story. My dad always cooked the big Sunday and holiday meals. He was a great chef BTW. I was about 8yrs old or so, and was tasked with helping him. As instructed, I opened the can of cranberry sauce and put it on a plate. But there was some thing embedded in the sauce. So my dad pulled it out and it was a 1 inch long top part of a man's thumb . Minus the nail. My dad told me to toss it all in the trash and don't breath a word of it to anyone, because it would upset my grandmother too much.
wow, thats gross!

persiphone 11-19-2011 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468237)
If yer eating crap food then do it properly innit.

Spam fritters and chips is how I like my Spam - which I have once every five years or so, just to remind myself why I don't eat it!
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...ers_recipe.jpg

VOM! i just lost a little love there :jester:

theoddz 11-19-2011 12:28 PM
SPAM = Stuff Posing As Meat

That's all. :|

~Theo~ :bouquet:

Daktari 11-19-2011 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468242)
VOM! i just lost a little love there :jester:
Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

Now if you were coming to dinner m'dear there'd be:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...and-caviar.jpg

and
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...63/henriot.jpg

:groucho:

persiphone 11-19-2011 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468249)


Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

Now if you were coming to dinner m'dear there'd be:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...and-caviar.jpg

and
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...63/henriot.jpg

:groucho:
omg AND it's vintage. that's worth a shag ;) and please do not muddy up osetra with smoked salmon

Daktari 11-19-2011 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468275)
omg AND it's vintage. that's worth a shag ;) and please do not muddy up osetra with smoked salmon

Of course it's vintage. What else would one ply a vintner with as a pre shag drink? :groucho:

Just for you then
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...oon-315429.jpg

Elijah 11-19-2011 01:06 PM
Avocado Gelatin Turkey
 
http://neoneocon.com/wp-content/uplo...tin_turkey.jpg

persiphone 11-19-2011 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468281)

Of course it's vintage. What else would one ply a vintner with as a pre shag drink? :groucho:

Just for you then
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...oon-315429.jpg


there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

hey! this is sposed to be the horrible food thread not the how to shag a bird food thread. :cigar:

Daktari 11-19-2011 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468300)
there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

hey! this is sposed to be the horrible food thread not the how to shag a bird food thread. :cigar:
:blink:

:piratelaugh:

In my experience many folks think fish eggs are a horrible food. Does that redeem me within the thread then? :nerd:

persiphone 11-19-2011 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468314)
:blink:

:piratelaugh:

In my experience many folks think fish eggs are a horrible food. Does that redeem me within the thread then? :nerd:


you're right. i hadn't thought of that... and a delightfully interesting perspective :)

Daktari 11-19-2011 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468300)
there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

How about on a bed in an abandoned asylum?
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...63/pyjamas.jpg

Now what the hell is this all about?
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...d89f3e76e1.jpg
Bread pudding flavour?? :fart:

persiphone 11-19-2011 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468322)

How about on a bed in an abandoned asylum?
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/FTW.jpg


Now what the hell is this all about?
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...d89f3e76e1.jpg
Bread pudding flavour?? :fart:


brilliant! the bed asylum thing not the bread pudding flavour. still i'd rather eat that yogurt than this:


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...od/piglips.jpg

mmmmmm delish.

Daktari 11-19-2011 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468337)
...still i'd rather eat that yogurt than this:


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...od/piglips.jpg

mmmmmm delish.
Oh my Lord!

:eek:

There are those that say every part of the pig can be eaten...all except the oink.

Wasn't impressed with these when we were in Madrid
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...BEI_IP_748.jpg
Deep fried pigs ears

persiphone 11-19-2011 02:19 PM
this is a holiday dish somewhere in the world.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../food/rats.jpg

Daktari 11-19-2011 02:33 PM
I'm sooo not 'quoting' that picture. I gipped* a little bit at that one :|

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...-782213301.jpg
Vileness!







*translation - felt sick

ArkansasPiscesGrrl 11-19-2011 02:43 PM
more spam
 
OMG, I was ordering at a new (to me) sushi restaurant last night, and honest to God, along with the 'Arkansas Roll" and "Conway Roll" and even the "Crawfish Roll", there was a ....wait for it..... Spam Roll!!!

So not right, on so many levels!

ArkansasPiscesGrrl 11-19-2011 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468199)
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lilsmokies.jpg


speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh
or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

ReDo 11-19-2011 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ElijahRene (Post 468294)
THAT IS JUST WRONG

persiphone 11-19-2011 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468363)
I'm sooo not 'quoting' that picture. I gipped* a little bit at that one :|

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...-782213301.jpg
Vileness!







*translation - felt sick


what the hell is that?

Daktari 11-19-2011 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ArkansasPiscesGrrl (Post 468383)
or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"
Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.


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Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468391)
what the hell is that?
Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?


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