I have developed a real need for cheetos. I have always found this food to be Styrofoam covered in orange shavings until now and this truly humbles me about changes as we age...

I wont drink juice unless I know its literally freshly squeezed from the fruit right before it is handed to me

About the only times I am not dour is when I am with my animals or in my garden. I really am turning into the cranky old lady of the neighborhood...lol

My fashion sense has gone away. never strong to begin with, I have always been a wild card when it comes to dressing, but nowadays, I dress solely for comfort.

The older I get, the more Me I become. No longer layered in rising to expectation of others and the culture, i am surprising myself with having the courage and audacity of a post menopausal crone

I have runaway veins.

I read magazines back to front.

I have no nap ability.

I lost my big toenail after a large section of the set of Jesus Christ Superstar fell on my foot.

I've never been able to do a cart wheel. This has always bothered me.

Of course I am sorry for the loss of your toenail, Sparkle, I lost a full set of toenails once borrowing smaller-sized shoes for a 10-mile run. But I am suppressing a laugh and of course want know part of the set, where you were standing, and what part you played...

Probably the same piece that taught me to always wear steel toes for an in and an out.....always. I was standing mid-stage, playing the part of a stagehand. Now I'm wondering just how many people that set has maimed over it's running time. Its an awkward one.

I have OCD handwashing.

I will NOT drink after anyone, especially milk.

One of my feet has to be out from under the covers at all times.

I am addicted to Chapstick, I can't go more than 30 minutes without a fix!

I am from the South and I DO NOT drink sweet tea.

Ooh a whole set of toenails! :| *that* is horrible.

...Pretty much exactly as Ryobi described.

It was get out (I wasn't wearing proper footware), we were dismantling the "tower" centre stage, it was like a wooden scaffolding made up of 4" x 4"s, one particularly large & heavy section came down squarely on my foot. :|
I was working as an assistant to the designer for that production.

OMG Alert :-D
 

• **ALERT*** OMG .....Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner!! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY! NO wonder I have been gaining weight! Well I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved! --pass this on to friends that need a laugh :D

I rarely eat desserts

I procrastinate little things, but tacke the big ones immediately

I am the second oldest of nine children

I have trouble with balance and proprioception at times--makes walking in heels an adventure!

My fingernail polish does not match my toes.

5 more things you probably never wanted to know ;)
 

1) I've never had a cavity.

2) I have such a fear of the dentist that I have a standing order for nitrous oxide or laughing gas. which leads me to....

3) I love going to my dentist for regular cleanings.

4) I'm a total thrill seeker. which leads me to...

5) I've cliff jumped into the water from over 40 feet. More than 4 stories high.

5 more things you never wanted to know about me...

I have to sleep on the left side of the bed!
Before I walk out the door I have to do my pocket pat down and make sure everything is in place: cellie, keys, ipod, glasses, and wallet.
It's not clean till it's Pine Sol clean! No matter what was used to clean the bathroom... Pine Sol will be the final wipe down!
I can put my food on my plate neatly when I serve myself or throw it all in one big pile... and still enjoy the meal either way.
I will fold the clothes over if I don't like the way you folded them... been doing laundry since I was six.

* When I worked as a bouncer at a bar I developed this habit of looking at everyone's bums, it didn't matter... big ones, small ones, butch ones, femme ones, man ones...I was completely indiscriminate. Thankfully, I'm better now.

* I border on being a compulsive hand washer.

* I was never allowed to have people in My home as a child...no sleepovers, birthday party's etc. So as an adult I have a great deal of anxiety being in other peoples homes. House party's make Me crazy unless I know the person very well.

* I had a Flip Wilson doll..."The ugly people know who they are, don't they?" This may explain a lot.

* I won't wear dress pants unless they are cuffed, ever.

Hears 5 more.
Im the oldest of twins,my sis didnt make it.
Im ambedextrious.
My day runs like a clock,im at a certain place almost on time everyday...crazy I know.
I use to eat bread with my salad to sop the dressing only if its Italian dressing,cant do it much now but once and a while.
I love bread with salted watermellon,especaly crusty french bread.

5 Other things about me
 

1. My eyes are photosensitive so I don't especially like the sun and and am pretty damn pale, quite a bit paler than my pics seem to represent. I think the tannest I've ever been was when I lived in Portland, go figure. Fortunately I'm of Mediterranean decent and have some natural color... or I'm afraid I'd become translucent. :P

2. I won't wear shorts, I don't ever wear shorts... e-v-e-r. I'm actually not sure if I've ever in my life worn shorts. All around I am extremely picky when it comes to clothes... very very hard to buy for. Though I have admittedly caved about three years ago for a while to wardrobe additions made by someone who shall remain nameless, awful fashion faux pas (to me), I have since recovered fully, dammit I know better... nuff said, lol.

3. OHhhh, here's one that might be more annoying to someone... if you are driving with me in the car and there's an animal up ahead and you don't slow down prior or move over a little just in case it runs out I'm going to be instantly irritated with you... and I hate hate hate when peeps just say "oh, it will get out of the way" (grrrr), oh sure, of course it will, they always do... roadkills are actually unpreventable suicides.

4. I think people take themselves a bit too seriously, and the more serious you take yourself the more I'm going to laugh if your glasses fall into your soup... and I can laugh hard. BUT, I'm an equal opportunity laugher, if I were to trip and fall into a punch bowl I would laugh just as hard at myself as I would at someone else... just the thought is making me smile now... xD

5. I generally internally question people who announce they "don't like cats"... if you say you don't like cats unless you are allergic or have a phobia I'm going to wonder why. I sometimes just assume that if you don't like them it's probably because they don't like you... cats are very picky about people, more so than dogs and I at the end will just wonder what it is about you that cats don't like... ha.

Duct tape is not a tool, yes Mz Villa it is handy but that doesn't make it a tool. Just sayin. Ha

Show and Tell, perhaps ??? And how perfect are we,...I destroy the house, and you can actually fix it!!! mmm and all that make up sex too !!! So using your toothbrush will be ok then ...cool !

1) I do not like ice in my drinks or cold drinks in general. Not ice water, no cold soda, nada.. My cocktails can be shaken with ice but not served with it floating in my glass.

2) I watch period films when I have a crappy day.

3) I hate grocery shopping. If there was a shoe shop in the grocery store I'd likely be more inclined to go.

4) I don't actually like living in the city..

5) My snark is genetic.. :)

5 more..
 

1. My favorite pair of shoes are my Caterpillar steel toe work boots.

2. I listen to jazz when I am happy and rock when I am not.

3. My best buddy and I are total dorks who love board games and dorky stuff like that.

4. My favorite holiday is Christmas, despite the fact that I am usually depressed during Christmas time every year.

5. I am going to take a class on mig welding this Saturday, and I am super psyched about learning how to weld!! ^_^