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That awkward moment when you are on the phone with your cable company, your Golden Retriever who is sitting closely next to you lets out a really loud belch.. It suddenly get's quiet on the other end of the phone.. you reassure the operator that was NOT you before you both begin laughing uncontrollably.
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you fly into a verbal assault on someones ass then realize they weren't talking to you...Oooops
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That awkward moment when you say something and the person you have been talking to just stops responding. This leads you to believe that you may, in fact, have just said something wrong...
This is often followed by that awkward moment when they stop engaging you in conversation entirely. awwwwwwwwwwkward. |
When you decide to gas on it through a real long yellow / pinkish red light only to notice a cop sitting at the intersection watching the whole thing. Oops
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Happ, smiling people....in a church...and the reverend says, "Speak now or forever hold your peace" and somewhere in the waaay back of the church we heard "Waaaaaaaaahk" followed by a smattering of titters by the kids in the place silenced long enough for us to hear the bride's responding "Pfffft-weeep". True story. |
That awkward moment when you’re yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness...
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when you go to your annual pap appointment and the doc starts asking you about your boss because they are friends and the doc noticed where you work....
um isnt there something unethical about that? |
That awkward moment when...
you come out to find your truck blocked in and say to this guy walking toward you, “some asshole blocked me” in and he says “I’ll move it.”
ok, so maybe it wasn't that awkward for me lol |
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There's that awkward moment in a store when the clerk asks you how things are and you tell the truth.
:blink: No one ever wants to hear the truth when they ask you about your day. |
That awkward moment when visiting someone you're not too close to and whilst using the washroom you run out of TP...:blink:
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When you're washing your hands and in the restroom mirror you notice something hanging out of your nose. Then you wonder how long its been there, who else might have seen it, and why didn't anyone tell you.
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When your new rubber rain boots make farty noises when you walk, and you notice people seem to be keeping their distance from you. It's the boots, I swear!
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I’ve a works do coming up; well, two for the different regions I work in….I couldn’t decide whether to buy something ‘off the peg’ or make something. Either way, it has to be formal evening wear as the evening is a black tie for the men/Butches and LBD/evening gown for the ladies.
I’m looking through some options and as I hate shopping, I’m fraying at the edges, so, I try to inject a little humour into the situation….hmmm! …. OK! So, maybe it wasn’t the best thing to say in jest in a busy clothing store….I show K an outfit gesticulation in an over the top, fun way and say: “Would my bum look big in this?” K looks and replies: “ABSOOOOLUTELY it will! The more to see the merrier!” I saucily sway my ample derriere at her and then another woman shopper says: “The cheek of some people! Has that woman NO decency at all? What a rude thing to say about her bottom! Some friend she is!” The woman then says to me: “Wear a longer top to even out your undesirable bits!” I don’t have any undesirable bits and K doesn’t think so, either, lol! It’s a lot less hassle to make something, soooo, I’m going for a lace and satin number, lol! |
That awkward moment when you're in your bed, and you pull your covers up to fast and punch yourself in the face.
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..when you think no one will see you shovel your driveway out in your long underwear bottoms, unexpected company pulls in (like what just happened)and says, "you should wear something warmer."
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That awkward moment when you're walking down the street and slip on ice.... smash your knee, and fight off the urge to look around to see who saw (cause you're sure someone did) and walk away as if nothing ever happened. lol This may or may not have happened to me recently. :seeingstars:
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That awkward moment when you reveal your true feelings toward a crush and they are not reciprocated.
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That awkward moment where as soon as some unknown person lets out a big stinky fart on the bus, your coworker gets on and you make a big show of covering your nose with your scarf so they know the smell isn't coming from you, and then you're afraid you're overdoing it and look guilty, so you just sit there awkwardly until you reach your stop.
That might just be me though. |
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